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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on June 03, 2014, 12:42:54 PM
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Yes, you read the title correctly. Much like the great one that knows all things, I am now a reporter. See the press pass below for verification.
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Press_Pass_zpsd4f12e1b.jpg)
Now that I'm a reporter, I'd like to inform you that it's humid. Oh, and yep it's also hot. Suffice it to say, I wish I didn't know this shit.
I learned how to become "credentialed" at the link below.
http://www.ehow.com/how_7663329_media-credentials-printed.html
http://www.jsprinting.com/press-passes/
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:lmao: I wish you didn't have to know this stuff either. It must be such a burden!
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Yes, you read the title correctly. Much like the great one that knows all things, I am now a reporter. See the press pass below for verification.
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Press_Pass_zpsd4f12e1b.jpg)
Now that I'm a reporter, I'd like to inform you that it's humid. Oh, and yep it's also hot. Suffice it to say, I wish I didn't know this shit.
I learned how to become "credentialed" at the link below.
http://www.ehow.com/how_7663329_media-credentials-printed.html
http://www.jsprinting.com/press-passes/
PFFFFFTTTT no awards suitable for framing?
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:lmao: I wish you didn't have to know this stuff either. It must be such a burden!
But it's a burden that the all-knowing one and I are willing to carry.
Breaking news: A plane just flew overhead. I heard it, but I couldn't see it so its altitude must have been at least 92 nadinmeters.
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PFFFFFTTTT no awards suitable for framing?
Just wait. Unless the bullies stop me I can almost promise you that I'll be won an award before the morning rolls around.
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PFFFFFTTTT no awards suitable for framing?
My dot matrix needs a new ribbon so it's going to take a bit to get it printed up. Did you want it in black or red? I think I could make it into a banner too if that would be better.
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So how's your rig? Do you have a camera, scanner and some Nomex, just incase?
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So how's your rig? Do you have a camera, scanner and some Nomex, just incase?
Damn it! I wanted to know how his rig was! :naughty:
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Damn it! I wanted to know how his rig was! :naughty:
Always have the good, big rig with me.
And to the doubters. I told ya I'd win an award. It's even suitable for framing.
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Award1_zps992d1c25.jpg)
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Can you speak other languages?
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Can you speak other languages?
I can speak liberal. Example: It's Bush's fault.
I can speak nadinese Example: The riffle was a 30 ort 80.
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I can speak liberal. Example: It's Bush's fault.
I can speak nadinese Example: The riffle was a 30 ort 80.
Can you speak Gibberish, or is that a nadinese-derived language?
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Always have the good, big rig with me.
And to the doubters. I told ya I'd win an award. It's even suitable for framing.
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Award1_zps992d1c25.jpg)
I stand corrected. Very nice!
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You welcome.
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I don't believe you. I need to see some hard hitting reporting from the front lines of some trash can fire you heard on the scanner before I can.
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Any news on Fukishima ?
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Are you good at tossing word salads ?
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Any news on Fukishima ?
Yeah, but only mexicans understand it.
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I don't believe you. I need to see some hard hitting reporting from the front lines of some trash can fire you heard on the scanner before I can.
This is a fire. The atmospherics was hot.
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Fire2_zpsf68a146f.jpg)
A wood pecker watches from a safe distance 60 nadinmeters up in a tree of the wooden variety.
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/WDPCker_zpsc955a370.jpg)
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Any news on Fukishima ?
Who is Ishima?
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I can speak liberal. Example: It's Bush's fault.
I can speak nadinese Example: The riffle was a 30 ort 80.
Sorry to say, but nadinese is much more complex than that.
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All this is making me thirsty for a glass of milk.
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All this is making me thirsty for a glass of milk.
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Better be canned so the radiation doesn't get you.
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This is a fire. The atmospherics was hot.
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Fire2_zpsf68a146f.jpg)
A wood pecker watches from a safe distance 60 nadinmeters up in a tree of the wooden variety.
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/WDPCker_zpsc955a370.jpg)
Good job. You obviously have a good rig to go with your vest.
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A good journalist would have already answered my word salad question.
C'mon now ! This stuff is serious !
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A good journalist would have already answered my word salad question.
C'mon now ! This stuff is serious !
Salad is becoming more expensive do to things like Climactic Global Warming. Yup, the Rubicans been crossed and the i dotted. I fear its too late. Try is a mite to splain things you won't listen. I'm a trained histarian. I'm a reporter. But bullies doing things like...oh...bullying. The nooz won't tell you this but there is no hard left here. There is only soft left. The right is wrong about being right and you just build them up like propping riffles on a peanut butter boot. I established an entire thing of stuff but I'm going to start taking it other places.
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I have two questions:
Is that fire due to climate change?
How about the wodpeeker?
Do Americans understand anny of this?
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I'll answer you question in
des disc aci from bottom to the top.
No. Murcan's can not understand. The skools and such. Therefore it is.
The woodpecker died ten minutes after this picture cause one of the Koch's cut down his tree to make a seal club.
Climactic change is a partial reason. A blade flew from a windmill two miles away (that is 17,372 feet if you don't know) and hit a cigarette liter that a conservative denier threwn out. The dryness of the climactic conditions axcel spedup flameness.
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Flippy, are you near any Wind Turbines??? I hear they
can be deadly for like miles!!!! :-)
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Flippy, are you near any Wind Turbines??? I hear they
can be deadly for like miles!!!! :-)
They are deadly for birds, but I'm not sure if they are to fictional spirit guides.
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In FlippyDoo I trust.
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They are deadly for birds, but I'm not sure if they are to fictional spirit guides.
Both you and the Dark Sith Lord are correct in regards to the danger of the dreaded wind machines. As part of our fictional spirit-guide training we are taught how to dodge things. There are actually two courses. The first is Dodging 101: How to dodge things like a DUmmie dodging work. The second is a graduate level course called Dodging 201: How to dodge things like a democrat avoiding questions concerning scandals.
Now that I'm a reporter I'm debating taking the course at the academy called Frankology: The art of stealthy stealth.
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Flippy, are you near any Wind Turbines??? I hear they
can be deadly for like miles!!!!
Not only do they fling blades for miles, they frequently explode in flames.
An image was recently captured by The Good Rig:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/windturbinefire-Iberdrola-Gamesa-Iowa_0_zps1985d1fe.png)
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Not only do they fling blades for miles, they frequently explode in flames.
An image was recently captured by The Good Rig:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/windturbinefire-Iberdrola-Gamesa-Iowa_0_zps1985d1fe.png)
I just noticed something. Look at the top blade. About half way down on the left side just before the smoke. You'll see what appears to be a strand of hair. I bet it's polar bear hair from a polar bear that was driven south due to climactic change and was sucked into the wicked blades of that wind torture device.
Breaking news: Wind mills kill polar bears!!!!
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Can't wait for your first child down the well report. Don't forget to ask the Firemen about atmospherics. You know stuff you wish you did not know.
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Well it's a good thing I saw this thread!!!
As FearLess Leader of ConservativeUnderground.com I believe
I need Press stuff and I founf out how to get it!!!
http://www.ia-pp.com/en/presspass-credentials.html?gclid=CP_Gy6_g3r4CFc9xOgodXAwAiw (http://www.ia-pp.com/en/presspass-credentials.html?gclid=CP_Gy6_g3r4CFc9xOgodXAwAiw)
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Well it's a good thing I saw this thread!!!
As FearLess Leader of ConservativeUnderground.com I believe
I need Press stuff and I founf out how to get it!!!
http://www.ia-pp.com/en/presspass-credentials.html?gclid=CP_Gy6_g3r4CFc9xOgodXAwAiw (http://www.ia-pp.com/en/presspass-credentials.html?gclid=CP_Gy6_g3r4CFc9xOgodXAwAiw)
You too can pretend to be a journalist for the low, low price of $60 plus $49 per year!
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Not only do they fling blades for miles, they frequently explode in flames.
An image was recently captured by The Good Rig:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/windturbinefire-Iberdrola-Gamesa-Iowa_0_zps1985d1fe.png)
On second thought, I apologize for misattributing that photo.
I'm almost sure Crazy Miriam took it, not nadin.
There has never been a photo posted from The Good Rig that was in focus.
The Good Rig simply doesn't measure up to nadin's photog skills.
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On second thought, I apologize for misattributing that photo.
I'm almost sure Crazy Miriam took it, not nadin.
There has never been a photo posted from The Good Rig that was in focus.
The Good Rig simply doesn't measure up to nadin's photog skills.
You're wrong. gNads took the picture. I circled what she was trying to center in the pic, getting the wind turbine was just accidental.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/windturbinefire-Iberdrola-Gamesa-Iowa_0_zpsac5eb890.png)
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This thread is BOSS.
Bossa NOVA !
Thread of the day to be sure.
Check back with me in a week, month and year !