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Title: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Gina on May 27, 2014, 08:01:11 AM
Regarding a woman's lower region.  What is preferred by men?

1) full
2) landing strip
3) Brazilian wax (all off)

Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Thor on May 27, 2014, 08:11:56 AM
All of the above!!
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Gina on May 27, 2014, 08:26:22 AM
Now I'm asking for a friend.  Need honest opinions before she makes a painful commitment  :-)
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Big Dog on May 27, 2014, 08:46:02 AM
Regarding a woman's lower region.  What is preferred by men?

1) full
2) landing strip
3) Brazilian wax (all off)

Gina, you forgot a couple of options:

Trim

Design (heart, moon, star, clover)
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Gina on May 27, 2014, 09:16:15 AM
Gina, you forgot a couple of options:

Trim

Design (heart, moon, star, clover)

 :lmao:  Designs?  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: way too much time!  I have 4 kids.....I'm lucky if I wash it  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Chris_ on May 27, 2014, 09:21:55 AM
1 & 2.

I don't get the attraction to #3. :p
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Big Dog on May 27, 2014, 09:24:48 AM
:lmao:  Designs?  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: way too much time!  I have 4 kids.....I'm lucky if I wash it  :fuelfire:

Yes, designs!

Hearts, moons, stars, clovers. We're always after your lucky charms!

Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 27, 2014, 09:37:24 AM
Is this supposed to be a surprise for some lucky fellow? I'd say go all out if it is.
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 27, 2014, 09:37:56 AM
I prefer #3, and I'll tell you why (Chris, pay attention) . . .

I don't like hair in my mouth . . . :whistling: :-)
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Thor on May 27, 2014, 10:34:49 AM
Now I'm asking for a friend.  Need honest opinions before she makes a painful commitment  :-)
yeah, yeah...  suuuuuuuuuuuuuure ya are!!  ;)


Gina, you forgot a couple of options:

Trim

Design (heart, moon, star, clover)

Yeah, I was thinking that there are more options than what she offered.

I prefer #3, and I'll tell you why (Chris, pay attention) . . .

I don't like hair in my mouth . . . :whistling: :-)

 O-)
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Chris_ on May 27, 2014, 10:50:34 AM
I prefer #3, and I'll tell you why (Chris, pay attention) . . .

I don't like hair in my mouth . . . :whistling: :-)
Some people are so picky.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: thundley4 on May 27, 2014, 12:07:23 PM
:lmao:  Designs?  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: way too much time!  I have 4 kids.....I'm lucky if I wash it  :fuelfire:

But you said you were asking for a friend.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Chris_ on May 27, 2014, 12:17:44 PM
But you said you were asking for a friend.   :rofl:
Busted.  :lies:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Gina on May 27, 2014, 12:18:49 PM
But you said you were asking for a friend.   :rofl:

Seriously I am.  I'm hoping she might see................ :rotf:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: marv on May 27, 2014, 12:52:06 PM
I prefer #3, and I'll tell you why (Chris, pay attention) . . .

I don't like hair in my mouth . . . :whistling: :-)

(http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif)
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Eupher on May 27, 2014, 01:19:47 PM
Trim her up, ladies, but don't give me none of that "landing strip" BS. Just a nice snapper with enough vegetation down there to let me know it's attached to a woman, not an 8-year-old.  :p
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Gina on May 27, 2014, 01:22:49 PM
 :lol:

I was wondering if anyone would relate the no hair to little girl.  I have always thought it that way
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Mike220 on May 27, 2014, 02:11:13 PM
Trim her up, ladies, but don't give me none of that "landing strip" BS. Just a nice snapper with enough vegetation down there to let me know it's attached to a woman, not an 8-year-old.  :p

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who felt that way some time.

I've had from forest to flatland to anything in between but that's my #1 preference.
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Big Dog on May 27, 2014, 03:19:48 PM
One vote for "trimmed", with a special thumbs up for "trimmed into an interesting shape", and extra points for "red".

But I wouldn't turn a shaved 'un away, and haven't.    :thor: :thor: :thor:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 27, 2014, 04:40:49 PM
Trim her up, ladies, but don't give me none of that "landing strip" BS. Just a nice snapper with enough vegetation down there to let me know it's attached to a woman, not an 8-year-old.  :p
Vegetation????....Well then, you must not be plowing the field often enough.
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Thor on May 27, 2014, 04:57:54 PM
Vegetation????....Well then, you must not be plowing the field often enough.

Well, he IS getting OLD and we ALL know what that means!   :fuelfire: :lmao:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Crazy Horse on May 27, 2014, 06:36:19 PM
Regarding a woman's lower region.  What is preferred by men?

1) full
2) landing strip
3) Brazilian wax (all off)

Yes, next question.
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Thor on May 27, 2014, 06:38:01 PM
Yes, next question.

:II:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: J P Sousa on May 27, 2014, 07:29:41 PM
I'm undecided between "trimmed" and "#2". (I usually get #1  :whatever:)

#3, OK if done correctly (actual wax NOT razor).........but if not, then the stubble is OUCH !!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 27, 2014, 07:32:36 PM
1 & 2.

I don't get the attraction to #3. :p

Me neither -- if a woman has balded herself down yonder it means she is a porn pro.
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 28, 2014, 07:12:13 AM
#2, and occasionally, #3.
Here's a little help in video form...
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Gina on May 28, 2014, 07:34:11 AM
How come vesta hasn't shown up yet? :rant:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Thor on May 28, 2014, 09:12:59 AM
#2, and occasionally, #3.
Here's a little help in video form...
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM[/youtube]

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Wineslob on May 28, 2014, 11:16:03 AM
How come vesta hasn't shown up yet? :rant:

She got lost out in the bush?

Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Eupher on May 28, 2014, 12:29:06 PM
Well, he IS getting OLD and we ALL know what that means!   :fuelfire: :lmao:

I'll always be older than you, Rob. Ne'er forget that!  :tongue:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: njpines on May 28, 2014, 01:53:02 PM
Gina, you forgot a couple of options:

Trim

Design (heart, moon, star, clover)

Begorrah! It's Lucky Charms cereal down there!!
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Big Dog on May 28, 2014, 01:55:03 PM
Begorrah! It's Lucky Stars cereal down there!!

I'm always after your Lucky Charms, you know.

 :naughty:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Gina on May 28, 2014, 01:55:27 PM
Finally a woman chimes in!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: njpines on May 28, 2014, 01:56:35 PM
How come vesta hasn't shown up yet? :rant:

Were you looking for her opinion??   :panic:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Wineslob on May 28, 2014, 02:02:55 PM
Were you looking for her opinion??   :panic:


Oh shit!

 :runaway:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: njpines on May 28, 2014, 02:03:15 PM
my preferred look is in this thread:

[url]http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=95851.0[url]

If you're going to take it off, might as well go all the way. . . (um, is this going to Shortbus?  :naughty:)
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Gina on May 28, 2014, 02:05:02 PM
Were you looking for her opinion??   :panic:

Oh you know she has a story or pics!  :lol:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: njpines on May 28, 2014, 02:16:19 PM
Oh you know she has a story or pics!  :lol:

If there are pics, I swear I'm stabbing my eyes out with this pen on my desk!  :puke:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 28, 2014, 02:31:58 PM
How come vesta hasn't shown up yet? :rant:

If she does, Gina, BS for you. :tongue: :rant:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Wineslob on May 28, 2014, 02:44:16 PM
 :ohmy:
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Eupher on May 28, 2014, 04:22:20 PM
my preferred look is in this thread:

[url]http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=95851.0[url]

If you're going to take it off, might as well go all the way. . . (um, is this going to Shortbus?  :naughty:)

I knew you liked living on the edge....


....of the banister.

 :-)
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: njpines on May 28, 2014, 05:17:08 PM
I knew you liked living on the edge....


....of the banister.

 :-)

Speaking of which (completely off topic), I had friends growing up that had the absolute perfect banister for sliding. At the end, you jumped off (or threw yourself off truthfully) and you'd slide completely through the foyer in your socks -- just had to move the throw rug. The family owned a small airfield (Flying W) so they were rather well off . . . thanks for reminding me of a happy memory, Eupher! H^5!!
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 31, 2014, 12:18:18 PM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPwhMoQBg_8#t=47[/youtube]
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 31, 2014, 06:13:35 PM
I'm kinda with Eupher, though I like Mike's 'extra point for red,' absolutely! 

Yeah, the totally bald thing is slightly creepy and prepubescent-looking, to me.  The landing strip just looks a bit silly and/or Latina (Or wannbe-Latina), and while I have nothing against Latinas. I don't have anything special for them either...and of course they aren't natural redheads.   :-)

I remember reading a stat sometime earlier this year that men are more or less evenly-divided between 'yes' and 'no' on the fur issue these days.
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: RobJohnson on June 04, 2014, 01:46:56 AM
Regarding a woman's lower region.  What is preferred by men?

1) full
2) landing strip
3) Brazilian wax (all off)

Whatever makes the lady comfortable.
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: obumazombie on June 04, 2014, 05:22:20 AM
Arrow.
Not that I need it.
Title: Re: Question for the men (haircuts)
Post by: Maxiest on June 04, 2014, 06:32:32 PM
I like hardwood floors.  It's all my generation really knows.  I was with a women once who had very thick full carpet and it was a turn off for me.

I don't mind a landing strip, but prefer it smooth as an apple.