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Title: Windy primitive must have read frank's post about her sagging rear
Post by: BattleHymn on May 24, 2014, 02:03:45 PM
A short post, but telling...

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Sat May 24, 2014, 01:37 PM
Star Member In_The_Wind (56,199 posts)

Watching someone you care about growing old too soon is sad.

Indeed. 

Title: Re: Windy primitive must have read frank's post about her sagging rear
Post by: franksolich on May 24, 2014, 04:33:15 PM
Well, my question to the windy primitive, formerly the "psychic" JoanAlpern primitive, is this:

Whatever in the world did you think would happen, back when you were young and wanton and free-loving, hopping around in the sack with anything that moved?
Title: Re: Windy primitive must have read frank's post about her sagging rear
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 24, 2014, 04:48:34 PM
The sudden shock of advancing age for the perpetual adolescent.  This, of course, will be followed with increasingly shrieking calls for someone else to take care of them.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5mUNGHbmz_tEUSsxObafuwY5tkhzqeCy173nd30cjAIwFwCRHcw)
It's time.  Your benevolent Government Overlords request
that you report to your death panel immediately.  Your healthcare
has been terminated due to negative cost benefit to the glorious
State.  Report immediately, Citizen.
Title: Re: Windy primitive must have read frank's post about her sagging rear
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 24, 2014, 06:40:07 PM
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on May 24, 2014, 04:48:34 PM
The sudden shock of advancing age for the perpetual adolescent.  This, of course, will be followed with increasingly shrieking calls for someone else to take care of them.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5mUNGHbmz_tEUSsxObafuwY5tkhzqeCy173nd30cjAIwFwCRHcw)
It's time.  Your benevolent Government Overlords request
that you report to your death panel immediately.  Your healthcare
has been terminated due to negative cost benefit to the glorious
State.  Report immediately, Citizen.

I'm sure they'll be renewed at Carousel.