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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on May 22, 2014, 02:20:57 AM
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Pam Dawson, a pathological liar and our 2009 DUmmy of the Year, makes up a tale about danger in the night:
Wed May 21, 2014, 10:46 PM
demtenjeep (21,936 posts)
about 1:30 AM This morning, the dogs needed to be let out. at 3 AM the doorbell rang
it was my turn, so I throw on a robe and let the puppies out. It was nice and cool-not too windy so I grabbed the e-cig and puffed on it a few minutes, then the dogs got done and we came back inside and I shut and locked the back door and shut off the lights and we all went back to bed. Around 3 AM the doorbell rings and my two boxers start getting excited. Hubby gets up, throws some pants on, grabs his pistol and he and the 90 pound female boxer and the 98 lb Male boxer patrol the levels of our home and he lets the dogs run the back fence.
Never did find anything out of place - nothing disturbed . Looking out the front yard and across the neighborhood, we did notice a lot of security lights on that normally wouldn't be on. We decided that it was probably kids starting their summer fun. We debated about calling the police but decided there really wasn't anything to report.
Guess we will be more vigilant but not worry
really don't think anyone would break in-the dogs sound ferocious on the wrong side of the door.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024984483
Only Pam knows what letting the dogs out at 1:30am has to do with a doorbell ringing at 3am, but none of it happened, so it doesn't matter.
And that's a couple of huge, monstrous imaginary boxers.
As they were doing before she left the DUmp, one of the DUmmies calls her on her ludicrous bouncy:
Response to demtenjeep (Original post)
Wed May 21, 2014, 10:55 PM
Gravitycollapse (6,153 posts)
1. Why did you assume it was someone who needed to be shot before suspecting it was kids?
Before she won DOTY, Pam could tell her crazy stories and never be challenged.
After her win, she couldn't catch a break. Every bouncy was attacked like this.
Sensing a loss of DUmp cred, Pam spins one of her awkward attempts at recovery:
Response to Gravitycollapse (Reply #1)
Wed May 21, 2014, 10:59 PM
demtenjeep (21,936 posts)
2. I didn't assume anything
hubby just grabbed it. Wasn't even a shell in chamber.
We are not shoot first ask questions later...but neither are we stupid. Have been 8 drive by shootings in the last month near our neighborhood.
This sounds so much liket her embarrassing fumbles after her tale about the black student who wished she was Pam's slave.
Pam lives on Greenbriar Lane on the north side of Wichita. No Obamaites or drive-by shootings within earshot.
Response to demtenjeep (Reply #2)
Wed May 21, 2014, 11:09 PM
Gravitycollapse (6,153 posts)
4. This story makes no logical sense. You assume the person ringing your doorbell...
Is a drive-by shooter? Under what context would that make sense? The point of a drive-by is the short window to which the shooter is exposed or seen. And then you answer the door with the suspicion that it was somehow related to the previous shootings?
And you own a home defense weapon but don't chamber a round? I by no means advocate the use of weapons in the home (or anywhere else for that matter). But if you're going to have one, you should really have one chambered.
I'm not following any of this. But what I'm really not following is why you chose to post this in the first place.
Busted.
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Good find.
Funny find!
Too bad for Pamela.
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She said she let the dogs back in, but isn't she supposed to be a teacher or an aide? Then how can she stay up all night?
It's weird she thought she was being robbed when the doorbell rang.
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Wed May 21, 2014, 10:46 PM
demtenjeep (21,936 posts)
about 1:30 AM This morning, the dogs needed to be let out. at 3 AM the doorbell rang
it was my turn, so I throw on a robe and let the puppies out. It was nice and cool-not too windy so I grabbed the e-cig and puffed on it a few minutes, then the dogs got done and we came back inside and I shut and locked the back door and shut off the lights and we all went back to bed. Around 3 AM the doorbell rings and my two boxers start getting excited. Hubby gets up, throws some pants on, grabs his pistol and he and the 90 pound female boxer and the 98 lb Male boxer patrol the levels of our home and he lets the dogs run the back fence.
Never did find anything out of place - nothing disturbed . Looking out the front yard and across the neighborhood, we did notice a lot of security lights on that normally wouldn't be on. We decided that it was probably kids starting their summer fun. We debated about calling the police but decided there really wasn't anything to report.
Guess we will be more vigilant but not worry
really don't think anyone would break in-the dogs sound ferocious on the wrong side of the door.
They patrolled the levels of their home.
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The point of Pams stupid story was to make sure the primitives know that she lives in a 2 story house with a big back yard and two large dogs while most of the other DUmbasses are only a few days removed from being homeless.
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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)
Wed May 21, 2014, 10:55 PM
Gravitycollapse (6,153 posts)
1. Why did you assume it was someone who needed to be shot before suspecting it was kids?
Omg! Why do you assume someone ringing a doorbell at 3am is all sunshine???
They really deserve whatever comes their way evil. :mental:
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Wed May 21, 2014, 10:46 PM
demtenjeep (21,936 posts)
.......Hubby gets up, throws some pants on, grabs his pistol and he and the 90 pound female boxer and the 98 lb Male boxer patrol the levels of our home and he lets the dogs run the back fence.
Looks to me like Tubby is a nutter.
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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)
Wed May 21, 2014, 11:06 PM
OffWithTheirHeads (9,514 posts)
3. My two litle Shi-Tzus are my doorbell
In Tucson, I spend most of my time on the back patio where I can't hear the doorbell but if anyone walks up the driveway. they let me know. My Les Bear 1911 pretty much insures that you don't ring my bell at 3:30 AM..
So, with his $2500.00+ match grade 45 cal. fully loaded automatic pistol, we must conclude that
OffWithTheirHeads (9,514 posts), like Pam's Tubby, is also a nutter.
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I knew it wasn't going to go well for her when she mentioned the pistol. This is a trigger word that the DUmmies need to be warned against in the syllabus.
ChuckJ, I laughed at that too. The various levels of her home. :lmao:
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Now wait a minute.
Isn't Pamela's husband legally blind?
That's not quite the same thing as being blind, period, but I suspect it means he doesn't have very good eyesight.
How come he's handling the gun, instead of her?
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Response to Gravitycollapse (Reply #1)
Wed May 21, 2014, 10:59 PM
demtenjeep (21,936 posts)
2. I didn't assume anything
hubby just grabbed it. Wasn't even a shell in chamber.
We are not shoot first ask questions later...but neither are we stupid. Have been 8 drive by shootings in the last month near our neighborhood.
So essentially he grabbed a hammer. DUmb ass.
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Question: How long before the twin DUnces Hoyt and onehandle educate us on the small size of Tubby and OffWithTheirHeads manhood?
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I knew it wasn't going to go well for her when she mentioned the pistol. This is a trigger word that the DUmmies need to be warned against in the syllabus.
ChuckJ, I laughed at that too. The various levels of her home.
Remember during her DOTY heyday she once claimed to host a family reunion. She said her home was five stories and had room to sleep fifty people.
Pam is oblivious to Google Earth and Zillow, and to the fact that she gave us her address on Greenbriar Lane there in Wichita.
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Her house is a typical mid-70s split level starter. It has five levels only if you count the basement, the unfinished attic, and the roof.
And yes, the purpose of her bouncy is to brag about having a multi-story house, with a yard, and the two largest imaginary boxer dogs in existence, not to mention being able to afford a Glock, an e-cig, and a doorbell.
And the Glock is justified for DUmp cred purposes by imagining eight, count 'em, eight drive-by shootings in her whitebread neighborhood.
I would love for Pam to gear up to her 2008-2009 performance level, but doubt it's possible.
There is so much envy and hatred at the DUmp toward any DUmmy who captures a DOTY title, they would eat her alive.
nadin is insulated somewhat by her band of sycophants and sock puppets, but even she feels the wrath of DOTY envy, even from decent and civilized people.
Otherwise she would be a three-time defending champion.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQyXeLSL0II[/youtube]
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Les Bear? Iss that some sort of French ursine? You would think that if they are going to lie about having a custom 1911 they would at least learn how to spell the company's name.
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Pam has murder in mind and this is just a setup for the vile deed to come. Is she planning on offing her dear husband like the Blade Runner did to his girl friend?
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Pam has murder in mind and this is just a setup for the vile deed to come. Is she planning on offing her dear husband like the Blade Runner did to his girl friend?
(http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy00MzZmMzMwMWE5NDExYWRh.png)
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It has five levels only if you count the basement, the unfinished attic, and the roof.
Couldn't a sidewalk count as a "level?"
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Pam's "levels" remind me of Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld.
KRAMER: I'm completely changing the configuration of the apartment. You're not gonna believe it when you see it. A whole new lifestyle.
JERRY: What are you doing?
KRAMER: Levels.
JERRY: Levels?
KRAMER: Yeah, I'm getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I'm going to build these different levels, with steps, and it'll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows. You
know, like ancient Egypt.
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demtenjeep (21,936 posts)
about 1:30 AM This morning, the dogs needed to be let out. at 3 AM the doorbell rang
it was my turn, so I throw on a robe and let the puppies out.
is this code for letting her boobies hang out of her robe?
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is this code for letting her boobies hang out of her robe?
That explains the teenagers running away.
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is this code for letting her boobies hang out of her robe?
OMG!!! :puke:
What was once imagined cannot be unimagined! :overreaction:
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My only suggestion for Pam and her husband is if the doorbell rings at 3am and they open the door to find a flaming paper bag, stomp the crap outta that thing.
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That explains the teenagers running away.
Let's see, anyone ringing a doorbell after dark and all lights are out or the phone rings in the middle of the night can have many causes. Cops come to deliver bad news, hospital telling you bad news but home invasioners seldom ring the door bell.
So where were the dogs and who would try to get inside with not one but two big dogs barking.I can see if perhaps when Pam let her dogs out at 1:30 am the dogs ran the fence barking at a rabbit or cat. The neighbors getting sick of the dogs waking them up every night waited an hour or so then ran over to ring their door bell just to wake them up. Tit for Tat.
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I'm not even picking up that she lives in a split-level, it looks like a ranch to me .
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I'm not even picking up that she lives in a split-level, it looks like a ranch to me .
Maybe. I was giving her the benefit of the doubt, and at least one more level.
Regardless of that, it would be tough for her to sleep fifty people unless they were two layers deep.
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Maybe. I was giving her the benefit of the doubt, and at least one more level.
Regardless of that, it would be tough for her to sleep fifty people unless they were two layers deep.
Yeah, it does have a full basement:
**** Greenbriar Lane is located in the Northeast Heights area of Wichita, KS. At this time, the property has an estimated value of $95,800 and yearly taxes of $1,311. This home has 4 bedrooms, 1½ bathrooms, and approximately 1,636 sqft of living space. The property was built in 1968. Similar homes nearby have 4 bedrooms, 1 bath and sell for around $95,000.
looks tiny to me, and from where I live, even few houses that small are valued at less than 250k. And 0.3 acres isn't such a big perimeter to patrol.
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Yeah, it does have a full basement:
looks tiny to me, and from where I live, even few houses that small are valued at less than 250k. And 0.3 acres isn't such a big perimeter to patrol.
The basement is finished I guess.
That's where Mark's imaginary alcoholic buddy lived for two or three years of bouncies.
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**** Greenbriar Lane is located in the Northeast Heights area of Wichita, KS. At this time, the property has an estimated value of $95,800 and yearly taxes of $1,311. This home has 4 bedrooms, 1½ bathrooms, and approximately 1,636 sqft of living space. The property was built in 1968. Similar homes nearby have 4 bedrooms, 1 bath and sell for around $95,000.
Good grief. That's only a couple hundred more square feet than the place we have, but we only have a two bedroom. As much as we love this place and it's fine for us now, you can be damn sure we won't be here the rest of our lives.
I bet you can hardly turn around in most of the rooms in Pam's house. I believe the end result of Pam living in a shoebox is causing her to turn to nicotine.
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4 bedrooms in 1,600 square feet. That's not a home, it's a jail cell.
My home is slightly more than 1,800 square feet with two bedrooms and two full baths.
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4 bedrooms in 1,600 square feet. That's not a home, it's a jail cell.
That's probably another reason Holli moved out on her eighteenth birthday.
Of course, the biggest reason was Pam.
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Les Bear? Iss that some sort of French ursine? You would think that if they are going to lie about having a custom 1911 they would at least learn how to spell the company's name.
Les was Fred Bear's lesser known brother. He invented the Model 1911 Pistol Crossbow.
There is only one known to exist, and that DUmmy has it.
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Les was Fred Bear's lesser known brother. He invented the Model 1911 Pistol Crossbow.
There is only one known to exist, and that DUmmy has it.
:lmao: :rotf: :lol:
H5, BD!
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I wonder why people haven't gotten that they shouldn't ring people's doorbells at 3am?