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Title: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 20, 2014, 02:45:17 PM
Personally, I don't see how she survives this. She'll be on the next train to Siberia for sure.

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Nuclear Unicorn (11,128 posts)

A girl blossoms to womanhood.
   
My SIL stays with me several days a week. Today she complained of pain in her chest and swelling on one side. I had my suspicions but we went to see her pediatrician just for peace of mind. Sure enough, she is entering puberty.

Lover Boy says I have to give her "the Talk." Sure. Okay.

I knelt before her and said, "Repeat after me: Boys are dumb."

I think she'll be just fine.

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DavidDvorkin (12,678 posts)

1. Are we supposed to be amused by this?

"Boys are dumb"?

How obnoxious.

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Lex (33,492 posts)

14. She could probably use a little more useful information
 
than that but every parent has their own standards for these things.

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Nuclear Unicorn (11,128 posts)

15. Do you seriously think that is the sum total of all our family has to impart?

Seriously?

We want her to see the world as a giant place adventure and knowledge. We want her to learn Wisdom and Love in all of their myriad forms. We also want her to learn not to take life too seriously.

The anecdote so many are having such difficulty with elicited a chuckle out of my SIL and a kiss on the forehead from my husband. I'm not looking for the rest of y'all to give me a kiss on the forehead but why is it so hard for this place to share a chuckle?

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Brickbat (15,926 posts)

16. What's funny about it?
 
As the parent of a teenage son, I'm curious.

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Nuclear Unicorn (11,128 posts)

18. What's funny is

all the people straining to take offense at the benign and light-hearted.

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Brickbat (15,926 posts)

22. That may be, but I'm wondering if you could tell me what's funny about what you told your SIL.
 
I'd love to get it. It sounds like a good one.

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Tuesday Afternoon (51,828 posts)

19. trust me ... I am laughing over here.

although it may not be with you so much as it is at you 

Your posts always amuse.

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Dreamer Tatum (8,253 posts)

28. This would be remotely amusing if only
 
men weren't called to task on DU for every injustice and inconvenience, ever.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024974812

Miserable little wretch! Why is she allowed to sully DU with her impure ways?
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: Wineslob on May 20, 2014, 02:49:50 PM
Oh my. She tried a "funny" and fell flat on her face. That was fun to watch.    :yahoo:
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: Karin on May 20, 2014, 03:06:34 PM
NU, you don't belong there, and you know it.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: Chris_ on May 20, 2014, 03:07:47 PM
Liberals wouldn't know what to do with a sense of humor if someone hit them over the head with it.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 20, 2014, 03:14:13 PM
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Nuclear Unicorn (11,128 posts)

A girl blossoms to womanhood.
   
My SIL stays with me several days a week. Today she complained of pain in her chest and swelling on one side. I had my suspicions but we went to see her pediatrician just for peace of mind. Sure enough, she is entering puberty.

Lover Boy says I have to give her "the Talk." Sure. Okay.

I knelt before her and said, "Repeat after me: Boys are dumb."

I think she'll be just fine.
Here is some better advice.
"Stay away from Stevenumbers."
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 20, 2014, 04:33:02 PM
Here is some better advice.
"Stay away from Stevenumbers."
Hey now, that's not fair. He's just the type DUmmie wyminz spread their legs for. Steve's problem is they're already filled when he gets there.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 20, 2014, 05:21:23 PM
The Ku Klux Klams just let her twist in the wind.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: Wineslob on May 20, 2014, 05:24:22 PM
Liberals wouldn't know what to do with a sense of humor if someone hit them over the head with it.

I prefer just hitting them over the head.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 20, 2014, 05:34:24 PM
NU, you don't belong there, and you know it.

No kidding, she is 'way too rational to keep hanging with that pack of hyenas. 

Maybe she just vainly hopes to get a few more of them, beyond sid and a couple of others, to use their heads as something besides a place to park their hair...if so, it's a completely vain hope, she should just stop and go someplace with sane people.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 20, 2014, 06:07:13 PM
No kidding, she is 'way too rational to keep hanging with that pack of hyenas. 

Maybe she just vainly hopes to get a few more of them, beyond sid and a couple of others, to use their heads as something besides a place to park their hair...if so, it's a completely vain hope, she should just stop and go someplace with sane people.
I thought most DUmmies used their heads for a butt plug.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: delilahmused on May 20, 2014, 06:19:41 PM
If her husband gave her a kiss on the head for this he must be whipped! Guess we know who wears the dog collar in this family.

Cindie
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: Carl on May 20, 2014, 07:24:02 PM
Never try to deal rationally with the irrational,it is a lost cause.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on May 20, 2014, 07:48:55 PM
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Dreamer Tatum (8,253 posts)

28. This would be remotely amusing if only
 
men weren't called to task on DU for every injustice and inconvenience, ever.

..and you're right.  Now, tell me about everything else on the (D)Ump.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: wasp69 on May 21, 2014, 03:55:22 AM
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Brickbat (15,926 posts)

16. What's funny about it?
 
As the parent of a teenage son, I'm curious.

As the father of four boys, two still teenagers, I can say without a doubt that NU is 110% correct, you hyper sensitive ****.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 21, 2014, 11:41:42 AM
DUmmy NU left  out part of the advice.

She meant to say boys are dumb, and some of them have moonbat drama queen parents.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: Dori on May 21, 2014, 12:03:19 PM
When I first read it, I thought "your brother is married to a girl in puberty?".  :lmao:

Well.... they are DUmmies after all.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: Tucker on May 21, 2014, 01:28:29 PM
I'm sure that jugs  :yahoo: could give a proper reply to the adolescent DUmmy.
Title: Re: NU screws up royally. Rage Again Machine descends.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 21, 2014, 06:15:56 PM
If her husband gave her a kiss on the head for this he must be whipped! Guess we know who wears the dog collar in this family.

Cindie

He sounds like a typical patriarchal brutish teahadist Neanderthal.