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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dane on April 16, 2014, 03:43:48 AM

Title: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: dane on April 16, 2014, 03:43:48 AM
A DUmmy must make an announcement when sh/i/t has a birthday - other sites (this one for example) do it without prompting.

But this isn't the best part of the LFR OP.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018606057

Wed Apr 16, 2014, 12:24 AM Lady Freedom Returns (7,289 posts)

So I logged on to Google and found this!

>>google letters in birthday motif<<

With some investigating, it is Google wishing me a happy birthday. It is midnight on the east coast so it is showing a birthday Google Doodle for me!

Now the part that shows DUmb can be inherited.  LFR mentioned this previously in a post about filing taxes
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Response to ohnoyoudidnt (Reply #2)
Wed Apr 16, 2014, 01:12 AM  Lady Freedom Returns (7,289 posts)

4. Thank you!

I was born the day after tax day! So my father cold not count me as a reduction!
I think they really believe that.
edited for spelling and grammar
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: USA4ME on April 16, 2014, 07:09:19 AM
Don't fret about it. No matter how bad things get out there, we'll always view you as a reduction.

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Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Rebel on April 16, 2014, 07:32:29 AM
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Wed Apr 16, 2014, 01:12 AM  Lady Freedom Returns (7,289 posts)

4. Thank you!

I was born the day after tax day! So my father cold not count me as a reduction!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This is from a supposedly educated person?
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: franksolich on April 16, 2014, 07:38:13 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This is from a supposedly educated person?

Remember the First Rule of Primitivity: DUmmies lie; all the time, DUmmies lie.
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Karin on April 16, 2014, 08:10:09 AM
There are some days when all of her exclamation points really get on my nerves. 

"A reduction."   ::) 
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 16, 2014, 08:34:44 AM
She must have fallen from the top the tree onto a concrete patio.
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Gina on April 16, 2014, 09:30:19 AM
 :thatsright: I'm really starting to think she's not just stupid but mentally retarded. :(

Maybe she's part of the class of people we shouldn't poke. :whistling:
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Skul on April 16, 2014, 09:36:10 AM
:thatsright: I'm really starting to think she's not just stupid but mentally retarded. :(

Maybe she's part of the class of people we shouldn't poke. :whistling:
Other than stevenumbers and chief running-drugs, nobody would poke that.
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Dori on April 16, 2014, 10:07:07 AM
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Enrique (24,271 posts)

10. i got a haircut recently
 
I went to Google, and it said "Nice haircut!" they were the only ones who noticed!
 

  :rofl:

Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: tanstaafl on April 16, 2014, 10:07:44 AM
She must have fallen from the top the tree onto a concrete patio.

Yeah. And hit every branch s she fell.
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Linda on April 16, 2014, 10:30:20 AM
She must have fallen from the top the tree onto a concrete patio.

Yeah. And hit every branch s she fell.


That was an ugly tree...right?
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: thundley4 on April 16, 2014, 10:43:32 AM

That was an ugly tree...right?

More like a Stupid & Ugly tree.
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Sprout on April 16, 2014, 11:30:13 AM
Why is it that none of the smartest people on the planet pointed out to her that not being able to take her as a reduction/deduction has nothing to do with her being born the day after the 15th.  Anyone born after the 31st of December can't be taken as a reduction/deduction on that years tax return.
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Dori on April 16, 2014, 11:34:25 AM
Why is it that none of the smartest people on the planet pointed out to her that not being able to take her as a reduction/deduction has nothing to do with her being born the day after the 15th.  Anyone born after the 31st of December can't be taken as a reduction/deduction on that years tax return.

Good question.  Dummy logic is hard to figure out sometimes.

Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 16, 2014, 12:27:51 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This is from a supposedly educated person?
(other than written) Communications Major
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 16, 2014, 01:38:58 PM
You would think her ripped indian boyfriend would have sent her a car or something.
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 16, 2014, 01:44:29 PM
I'm really starting to think she's not just stupid but mentally retarded.

Maybe she's part of the class of people we shouldn't poke.

All the DUmmies we mock are either retarded or mentally ill.

If those two classifications are off-limits, then we have no material, and the democrat party has no base.
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Carl on April 16, 2014, 01:56:30 PM
:thatsright: I'm really starting to think she's not just stupid but mentally retarded. :(

Maybe she's part of the class of people we shouldn't poke. :whistling:

My guess based on her posts.

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http://www.artawakenings.org/about-us

To promote empowerment and recovery through the power of creative expression with adults and youth who face behavioral health challenges.


Our History

In late fall of 2000, PSA Art Awakenings was born out of PSA (People Service Action) Behavioral Health Agency, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization incorporated in 1971 whose mission is to enhance and empower the mental health community through creativity, innovation, and diversity. The brainchild of PSA Chief Executive Officer Sara Marriott, PSA Art Awakenings began as a consumer run business with funding from the Rehabilitation Services Administration and only four adult consumers creating and selling artwork.
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 16, 2014, 02:12:25 PM
Some of Amber's fellow patients and their work. Note that all of them are immeasurably better than any of Amber's childish stuff.

No wonder she's using Dreamboat Dave's name.

Before long, I expect Amber to take them all on a deep sea fishing trip.

http://www.artawakenings.org/visual-art/solo-exhibitions
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: Karin on April 16, 2014, 02:23:10 PM
Yes they are.  I kinda like some of Andrea P.'s work.  She seems happy in her photo, so maybe it's working.  Amber is beyond help though.
Title: Re: LFR self birthday greeting PLUS the nut didn't fall far from the tree
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 16, 2014, 02:30:47 PM
Some of Amber's fellow patients and their work. Note that all of them are immeasurably better than any of Amber's childish stuff.

No wonder she's using Dreamboat Dave's name.

Before long, I expect Amber to take them all on a deep sea fishing trip.

http://www.artawakenings.org/visual-art/solo-exhibitions
I read about this artist at the above link.....sounds like our girl has been there before and her shrink is as crazy as she....Oh....and she pays $10 a month on her student loan when she can.

http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/galleriesmuseums/articles/2009/08/23/20090823artawakenings0823.html