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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on April 15, 2014, 09:34:55 PM
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Only one reply that wasn't Amber, and 126 views:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018605341
Mon Apr 14, 2014, 05:58 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,281 posts)
Another painting...
This one I call "The Four Medicine Arrows."
<a picture of a wasted canvas and some paint>
Maybe Chief White Cloud may have been the inspiration for this one.
Mon Apr 14, 2014, 06:03 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,281 posts)
1. Oh and here is a Necklace and ear ring set I completed today.
It took some time to wire the shells into place.
<a picture of some "jewelry">
Mon Apr 14, 2014, 06:07 PM
Star Member CherokeeDem (2,463 posts)
2. I love the painting.....
Love it....
Jewelry is really nice... great work...
Good luck with the sales!!!
Mon Apr 14, 2014, 06:13 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,281 posts)
3. Thanks!
These are two of several heading for Bisbee. They will be there for 120 day or till sale.
And then to the dumpster.
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Another stupid direction indicator. I guess that's what happens when you're forced to spend too many nights sleeping outside.
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Well, a Hans Holbein she ain't.
I suggest she try some other line of work.
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:wtf3: :wtf3: :wtf3:
Did she paint that on top of an old elementary school desk?
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Another stupid direction indicator. I guess that's what happens when you're forced to spend too many nights sleeping outside.
It's a curious thing that highways and signs inspire her.
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It's a curious thing that highways and signs inspire her.
I think anything else is probably above her reading level. Colors, shapes, simple words.
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It's a curious thing that highways and signs inspire her.
<<<wonders if Dave knows she stole his last name, and if Crystal knows she's not using the family name.
I bet both would be pissed, if they knew.
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<<<wonders if Dave knows she stole his last name, and if Crystal knows she's not using the family name.
Good question.
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I think anything else is probably above her reading level. Colors, shapes, simple words.
I'm beginning to wonder if Amber didn't do so poorly in public schools that her father removed her and homeschooled her in an attempt to save her from ending up in the very situation she's in now.
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I'm beginning to wonder if Amber didn't do so poorly in public schools that her father removed her and homeschooled her in an attempt to save her from ending up in the very situation she's in now.
Did she ever claim to be homeschooled? I remember DUmmy fat Ava said she was.
Amber is too damn stupid to have been schooled anywhere outside of some public shithole. I'm sure Joplin has ghettos.
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Did she ever claim to be homeschooled? I remember DUmmy fat Ava said she was.
Amber is too damn stupid to have been schooled anywhere outside of some public shithole. I'm sure Joplin has ghettos.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4580449
They also moved to Missouri from Minnesota at some point in time, so she's not a native.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4580449
They also moved to Missouri from Minnesota at some point in time, so she's not a native.
Wow.
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:wtf3: :wtf3: :wtf3:
Did she paint that on top of an old elementary school desk?
Certainly looks like it could be.
I cannot tell what the right-hand (east :-) edge says. It looks to me like "far sflght". Can anyone else figure it out?
Oh wait a minute...could it be foresight? :thatsright:
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If you add small treble hooks, those "ear rings" might make decent crappie lures.
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That "painting" is so bad. Ib really hope she doesn't think people will hang it up as art.
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We really should encourage Amber to be more prolific with her art production. She is helping to keep some craft/hobby store in business, maybe even Hobby Lobby.
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Certainly looks like it could be.
I cannot tell what the right-hand (east :-) edge says. It looks to me like "far sflght". Can anyone else figure it out?
Oh wait a minute...could it be foresight?
There's no "e". It's "far sight".
The strain of spelling so many words must have overwhelmed her.
Using the right words was too much to ask.
Someone told her the words (do you think "introspection" is in Amber's vocabulary?), but she thought "foresight" couldn't possibly be right.
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Sad.....just sad.
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Decided to help ol' Ambs out a bit. If you are going to do artistic media, might as well move up with the times...sorta.
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Lady_Freedumb_01_render_zps6ca2d9da.png)
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Why do you think Amber has started using a vertical line of V in her posts between the subject line and the text? Could it be some sort of cutesy affectation along the manner of the now departed fingermom and his dots?
Also, how is it a chubby white girl is trying to do Indian artifacts and ?paintings? Has she no personal background/experiences of her own she can depict?
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Also, how is it a chubby white girl is trying to do Indian artifacts and ?paintings? Has she no personal background/experiences of her own she can depict?
I really can't say. - Maybe she is having hallucinations after spending a peyote-fueled night with Chief Running Drugs ?
Remember kids - don't eat the 'ugly green tomatoes' that grow on the ground.
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Mon Apr 14, 2014, 06:13 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,281 posts)
3. These are two of several heading for Bisbee. They will be there for 120 day or till sale.
So is she going down to Bisbee for 4 months? If so who is watching her Section 8 housing (maybe Chief Doitright) or if not does she have a seperate seller to hock her crap?
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Also, how is it a chubby white girl is trying to do Indian artifacts and ?paintings? Has she no personal background/experiences of her own she can depict?
It's Authentic Frontier Gibberish!
People will buy that stuff.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6IIQmeDZjs[/youtube]
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It's Authentic Frontier Gibberish!
:lmao:
GOPCongress, love your work! :rotf:
It's astonishing how childish the painting is. My guess would have been a second or third grader. She's using those arrows in those beaded necklaces she makes, that reminded me of 4H camp.
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Every last thing about her just screams 2nd grade mentality level.
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Every last thing about her just screams 2nd grade mentality level.
Poor Amber, she has no idea of what sells and what doesn't. She needs to get her fat ass to the library and find examples of native American jewelry, print out the picture, go home and duplicate it.
She with the picture then can sell it as a replica of the original as most Museums sell replicas in their gift shops.
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She's learned well from Ms. Warren.
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:lmao:
GOPCongress, love your work! :rotf:
It's astonishing how childish the painting is. My guess would have been a second or third grader. She's using those arrows in those beaded necklaces she makes, that reminded me of 4H camp.
Agree!!! I would bet a nickel that even the DUmmies laughed at this... :-)
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Decided to help ol' Ambs out a bit. If you are going to do artistic media, might as well move up with the times...sorta.
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Lady_Freedumb_01_render_zps6ca2d9da.png)
:yahoo:
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That looks like something a 5 year old would paint during arts and craft time in kindergarten. I mean, for real.
This is art, Amber:
https://www.facebook.com/duff.dorrough/media_set?set=a.39185129809.63263.587674809&type=3
https://www.facebook.com/duff.dorrough/media_set?set=a.289101579809.183101.587674809&type=3
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This latest really is awful, the jewelery could've been much better if she had tried harder with the design. Art is something most people get better at with time, but she's somehow managing to go from bad to worse.
And the medicine wheel thing - the arrows aren't even symmetrical, and she didn't even bother to use a compass to draw the circle. The "meanings" make no sense . . . south is "innocence", and "far sight"/foresight is not the opposite of introspection . . . then, this is occupational therapy for the mentally disabled and what DUmmy wants to comment on that?
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This latest really is awful, the jewelery could've been much better if she had tried harder with the design. Art is something most people get better at with time, but she's somehow managing to go from bad to worse.
And the medicine wheel thing - the arrows aren't even symmetrical, and she didn't even bother to use a compass to draw the circle. The "meanings" make no sense . . . south is "innocence", and "far sight"/foresight is not the opposite of introspection . . . then, this is occupational therapy for the mentally disabled and what DUmmy wants to comment on that?
Indeed. Leaving aside the quality of the 'art', the attempt at a message is still nonsensical.
Storytime -
Years ago, the missus and I were at an art gallery in Boston, and one of the exhibit halls was dedicated to new and upcoming artists. most of the art was crap, and people would try to attach meaning to the pieces - almost like naming turds. It was so bad I decided that I too could be an 'artist' = all I needed to do was crush a few beer cans and nail them to a piece of scrap 2X4.
Anyway, the missus and I were looking at some paintings, next to a pair of women were also looking at the same 'piece' we were, when one of them said to the other "Its so......tumultuous.".
At that point the missus and I had to leave, because we needed to laugh at them. The piece wasn't tumultuous at all. It was simply terrible, terrible "art".
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Indeed. Leaving aside the quality of the 'art', the attempt at a message is still nonsensical.
Storytime -
Years ago, the missus and I were at an art gallery in Boston, and one of the exhibit halls was dedicated to new and upcoming artists. most of the art was crap, and people would try to attach meaning to the pieces - almost like naming turds. It was so bad I decided that I too could be an 'artist' = all I needed to do was crush a few beer cans and nail them to a piece of scrap 2X4.
Anyway, the missus and I were looking at some paintings, next to a pair of women were also looking at the same 'piece' we were, when one of them said to the other "Its so......tumultuous.".
At that point the missus and I had to leave, because we needed to laugh at them. The piece wasn't tumultuous at all. It was simply terrible, terrible "art".
people like that irritate the crap out of me... My wife and I still laugh at this one pretentious idiot in an old Pizza Hut commercial "It's so decadent!" They were advertising their crappy new pasta at the time
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Well, a Hans Holbein she ain't.
I suggest she try some other line of work.
Speaking of lines. If you're going to paint a circle ... it should be round.
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Obviously she's not travelling North.
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Sounds like LFR needs to get...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63xekRY8dJo[/youtube]