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Title: DUmmy stevenumbers Needs A Woman
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 11, 2014, 08:02:32 PM
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President Obama: "When women succeed, America succeeds."


During World War II, Kay Morrison worked as a journeyman welder on the assembly line at Kaiser Shipyard #2. She earned the same wage as the man working the graveyard shift alongside her. Today, on average, full-time working women earn 77 cents for every dollar earned by men. Share this if you agree it's time for equal pay for women.
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DUmmy stevenumbers never, ever, stops trolling for tail.
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Needs A Woman
Post by: BattleHymn on April 11, 2014, 10:35:21 PM
Do you think he's fishing for a date with the woman mentioned in the article?
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Needs A Woman
Post by: Big Dog on April 12, 2014, 08:44:59 AM
Do you think he's fishing for a date with the woman mentioned in the article?

stevenumbers would dig up her bones and rub himself off on them, if he wasn't so damn lazy.

Talking about stevenumbers...

stevenumbers is too lazy to masturbate; but he's also so repulsive that his own hand rejected him. That is proof that the universe always finds balance.
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Needs A Woman
Post by: Dori on April 12, 2014, 10:13:28 AM
 :rotf:

(http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w556/Doriville/weird_zps4c0c11f0.jpg) (http://s1329.photobucket.com/user/Doriville/media/weird_zps4c0c11f0.jpg.html)
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Needs A Woman
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 12, 2014, 10:27:45 AM
Not an option for Stevenumbers, Dori, I hear those things cost more than the average DUmmie clears in six months, and I think Stevenumbers would have a rough time getting up to the 'Average DUmmie' level of disposable income.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Needs A Woman
Post by: Dori on April 12, 2014, 10:50:55 AM
Not an option for Stevenumbers, Dori, I hear those things cost more than the average DUmmie clears in six months, and I think Stevenumbers would have a rough time getting up to the 'Average DUmmie' level of disposable income.

 :popcorn:

Apparently you can find the blow up kind as cheap as $5...

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100607192944AAjOPc4



Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Needs A Woman
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 12, 2014, 11:02:16 AM
Apparently you can find the blow up kind as cheap as $5...

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100607192944AAjOPc4





While that's true (And also true that $5 may still be well beyond Stiffie Stevie's means), I remember seeing something like a Discovery or NatGeo episode on taboo weirdos a couple of years ago, and as I recall the high-end versions that seem to be in most of the pics on that poster run in the four-figure range.  I'll pass on nadining that to check, though, God knows what Google would decide I was interested in and then direct to me (Or direct me to) if I did that.
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Needs A Woman
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 12, 2014, 11:53:10 AM
While that's true (And also true that $5 may still be well beyond Stiffie Stevie's means), I remember seeing something like a Discovery or NatGeo episode on taboo weirdos a couple of years ago, and as I recall the high-end versions that seem to be in most of the pics on that poster run in the four-figure range.  I'll pass on nadining that to check, though, God knows what Google would decide I was interested in and then direct to me (Or direct me to) if I did that.
In the high four figures - maybe five figures with all the "bells and whistles".

If you've seen the movie "Lars and the Real Girl" (PG-13, not porn), you've seen stevenumbers.
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Needs A Woman
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 12, 2014, 02:18:51 PM
:rotf:

(http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w556/Doriville/weird_zps4c0c11f0.jpg) (http://s1329.photobucket.com/user/Doriville/media/weird_zps4c0c11f0.jpg.html)
When is a fart not a fart...when your girlfriend has a blowout.