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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on April 06, 2014, 07:19:24 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018601887
Sun Apr 6, 2014, 08:17 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,105 posts)
Some of my art that was on display last night! 4/5/14
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lolwhut?
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Amber needs to borrow The Good Rig.
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Amber, feast your eyes on a real artist. Here is former president George Bush with two examples of his art: Does This Make Your Mouth Water, Barry? on the left and Quit Drooling Barry on the right.
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/40C2E4F33F17692AC9F49565BC758_h316_w628_m5_cSwqkvJua_zps92d48120.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/40C2E4F33F17692AC9F49565BC758_h316_w628_m5_cSwqkvJua_zps92d48120.jpg.html)
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A homeless, unemployed artist.
It's amazing how many of them there are.
And how all of them think it makes them unique.
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Good Lord. :banghead:
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NYC_SKP (58,332 posts)
1. "Road of Life"
Lady Freedom Returns (7,109 posts)
2. Thanks!
A lot of adults could not understand it at the gallery last night. I heard an 8 year old explain it to his parents. He nailed it on the head! Smart kid!
She painted a black road with a white line down the middle on a brown background with one intersecting road and one road merging from the left.
There are also a couple of road signs? that I can't read.
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So basically an 8 year old got it, but rather than reaching the correct conclusion that her mentality is on level with an 8 year old, she concludes that the kid was the smart one and the adults were the dimwits.
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So basically an 8 year old got it, but rather than reaching the correct conclusion that her mentality is on level with an 8 year old, she concludes that the kid was the smart one and the adults were the dimwits.
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Yes. :lmao:
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Odd north arrow
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Odd north arrow
It's pointing to California.
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Why did Amber have to photograph her etsy crap through the glass of a display case?
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Why did Amber have to photograph her etsy crap through the glass of a display case?
Thank God there's not a mirror on the back of said display case.
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Why did Amber have to photograph her etsy crap through the glass of a display case?
Not hers? :whistling:
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Not hers?
Well, that's the obvious answer, isn't it?
And, by the way, the signature on that stupid roadmap thing doesn't look like "Amber Hoyt".
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Why does a drawing/painting of a (sort of) road require some deep interpretation, such that 'adults' wouldn't understand it without that interpretation?
The Bush dogs look like, well, dogs and those paintings speak for themselves.Lady Freedom Returns (7,109 posts)
A lot of adults could not understand it at the gallery last night. I heard an 8 year old explain it to his parents. He nailed it on the head! Smart kid!
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Lady Freedom Returns (7,109 posts)
A lot of adults could not understand it at the gallery last night. I heard an 8 year old explain it to his parents. He nailed it on the head! Smart kid!
So only an 8 yr old got it???? :lmao:
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Well, that's the obvious answer, isn't it?
And, by the way, the signature on that stupid roadmap thing doesn't look like "Amber Hoyt".
go here and magnify it:
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/p417x417/10151869_1492341494320884_509233356_n.jpg
signed "A. H. Bullock", Dreamboat Dave's last name.
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Not hers? :whistling:
That is not cool. Claiming it is yours when it is someone else's. That would be copyright violation right there.
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I wonder if Amber's handlers know she is still actively posting on the same website that encouraged her to leave a home and a job to live as a homeless person in Tucson?
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1028651
Lady Freedom Returns (7,118 posts)
My picture intitled "Road of Life".
It is my interpretation on the journey we are all on. The road is heading up because that is the direction we, as humans, are always going. The compass has 'West' at the top because that is also the direction we are all heading, into the sunset. At the bottom, you see a 'One Way' sign. That is, to me, self explanatory. There are also "Bump Ahead" signs, because life has many.
The other two roads represent people along the way. Some are just passing acquaintances, others merge with us and stay with us to the setting sun.
Towards the top, there is a "Hospital" sign. This represents children as well as the start of the road. As you can see there is a crosswalk path leading from the hospital to show we don't just take off on the road. We start small and slow, as children.
I also decided to make my Pen name my Artist name.
I hope to show you more of "A.D. Bullock's" work soon!
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Dori was the inspiration for this piece dedicated to the ceramic art of LFR...
I call it...Clay Dough
(http://0.tqn.com/d/miniatures/1/0/c/g/0/-/basic-mix.jpg)
Don't lose the muse.
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go here and magnify it:
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/p417x417/10151869_1492341494320884_509233356_n.jpg
signed "A. H. Bullock", Dreamboat Dave's last name.
I see why the 8 year old got it, and why the grownups in the room asked "WTF?"
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go here and magnify it:
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/p417x417/10151869_1492341494320884_509233356_n.jpg
signed "A. H. Bullock", Dreamboat Dave's last name.
Heh, still 'pining for the fijords', is she ? -- So much for Chief Running Drugs and Dyke-on-a-bike..
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:lmao: That jewelry is hideous! Those beaded disks remind me of something from 4H or girl scout camp as a kid.
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:lmao: That jewelry is hideous! Those beaded disks remind me of something from 4H or girl scout camp as a kid.
I am shocked and dismayed by your cruel disregard.
If she wasn't selling her jewelry she'd be blowing hobos under the 5th Street overpass.
WHY ARE YOU SO CALLOUS TOWARDS HOBO PENISES!
I thought you were better than that.
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Needs more stick figures.
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Hang on here, my Aunt and uncle went to visit Arizona to visit their kids and both got involved with a senior citizens group. My Auntie began to make jewelry at the group that looks much like Amber's stuff. Bolas ????? For men to wear as one would wear a tie.
She gave me one when she returned to N.H. that I have hanging on the wall covering the face of a cow skull. My cow that died years ago and I reclaimed her skull and horns---- She is a discussion piece on one wall I have Native American stuff.
I wonder if she and Amber followed the same patent to make these things, Are these things original to the mind of the maker or just a sort of kit with all the beads and instructions and a dime a dozen ???
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Someone remind her that Puka Beads went out about the same time as Bo Derek.
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"Road of Life".....needs more left turns.
Read her idiotic artistic babble and thought............bull shit.....pure bull shit.
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:lmao: That jewelry is hideous! Those beaded disks remind me of something from 4H or girl scout camp as a kid.
It looks like something they sell at Wal-Mart in their Arts&Craft section...
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Lady Freedom Returns (7,118 posts)
My picture intitled "Road of Life".
It is my interpretation on the journey we are all on. The road is heading up because that is the direction we, as humans, are always going. The compass has 'West' at the top because that is also the direction we are all heading, into the sunset. At the bottom, you see a 'One Way' sign. That is, to me, self explanatory. There are also "Bump Ahead" signs, because life has many.
The other two roads represent people along the way. Some are just passing acquaintances, others merge with us and stay with us to the setting sun.
Towards the top, there is a "Hospital" sign. This represents children as well as the start of the road. As you can see there is a crosswalk path leading from the hospital to show we don't just take off on the road. We start small and slow, as children.
I also decided to make my Pen name my Artist name.
I hope to show you more of "A.D. Bullock's" work soon!
Your "Road of Life" is a dead end at the local welfare office. :bird:
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Dori was the inspiration for this piece dedicated to the ceramic art of LFR...
I call it...Clay Dough
(http://0.tqn.com/d/miniatures/1/0/c/g/0/-/basic-mix.jpg)
Don't lose the muse.
Excellent :-)
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Your "Road of Life" is a dead end at the local welfare office. :bird:
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/98/ba/7f/98ba7fe799e76aae8c428e515a0b4d25.jpg)
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As of right now Amber's original thread stands at:
4 replies, 424 views
The exact same thread at CC, with no comments contributed in my OP stands at:
33 replies, 657 views
Amber needs to learn where her audience is.
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As of right now Amber's original thread stands at:
The exact same thread at CC, with no comments contributed in my OP stands at:
Amber needs to learn where her audience is.
Even DUImmies try to follow the old adage "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything. Fortunately we aren't restricted by that standard. The painting was understood by the 8 year old because that is the level she is working at. At least she was smart enough to put poor Dave's name on it. The bead work looks like the crap my sister made in the Brownies.
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Amber needs to learn where her audience is.
We care. :cheersmate:
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I think there might be some mind altering substances involved in this 'picture' and the explanation/interpretation. Or inconsistency.
Mon Apr 7, 2014, 12:13 AM Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
My picture intitled "Road of Life". Why is the artist's work called a picture rather than a painting?
It is my interpretation on the journey we are all on. The road is heading up because that is the direction we, as humans, are always going. The compass has 'West' at the top because that is also the direction we are all heading, into the sunset. At the bottom, you see a 'One Way' sign. That is, to me, self explanatory. There are also "Bump Ahead" signs, because life has many.wish a dupe will help us get nest egg money to climb over some of those bumps, for others there is section 8 housing
The other two roads represent people along the way. Some are just passing acquaintances, others merge with us and stay with us to the setting sun.
Towards the top, there is a "Hospital" sign. This represents children as well as the start of the road. As you can see there is a crosswalk path leading from the hospital to show we don't just take off on the road. We start small and slow, as children. If the top is the west, the direction we are going and the end of the road, why is the hospital where the kids come from there and not at the beginning of the road?
I also decided to make my Pen name my Artist name.
I hope to show you more of "A.D. Bullock's" work soon!
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A homeless, unemployed artist.
It's amazing how many of them there are.
And how all of them think it makes them unique.
Starving artist syndrome means you don't have much talent to speak of.
Cindie
p.s. This taptalk app is seriously cool! Still hate typing on my phone but this does make it easier to maneuver. And I broke my computer...again...so I'm stuck until I get a new one.
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Starving artist syndrome means you don't have much talent to speak of.
I am no artist myself, but the program that Amber is in has one artist that I actually enjoyed looking at their work. It looks like they've gone on to start their own studio.
Amber's work, on the other hand, was understood by an eight year old, because the idea was formulated by someone who has the maturity level close to that of an eight year old, and also the artistic skills of one.
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"Road of Life".....needs more left turns.
Read her idiotic artistic babble and thought............bull shit.....pure bull shit.
THAT'S IT! SHIT! :lol:
I was just thinking, I've CRAPPED better looking pieces of "art" than she's "created"! :lmao:
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I thought it was pretty bad, but Amber wants your impute:
Sun Apr 6, 2014, 08:29 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,183 posts)
I posted this in the Lounge about my Gallery Exhibit
It has pics I took at the showing would like everyone's impute.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018601887
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My impute would be that my little sister made jewelry like that at summer Camp Chief Ouray, when she was six.
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I thought it was pretty bad, but Amber wants your impute:
:mental:
Amber left out the best parts of her road trip through life:
1. A tornado tearing up a trailer park.
2. Running Waddling briskly away from the convenient store with $20 dollars from the till.
3. Shot girt crossing the desert in that big ol' bus.
4. Living under a bridge at the arroyo, coyotes circling and licking their lips.
5. Sucking dick behind the Dumpster at the plasma center.
6. Riding on a painted pony behind Chief Running Drugs, praying to Gaea that none of the balloons burst.
7. A coffee house for hoboes.
7. A dyke on a bike.
8. Her dream date with Dave- crushing Chad with a steamroller as Dave thanks her for freeing him to love her again.
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...and Dave in Repose, passed out drunk on the side of the road.
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/7873good-men1_zps30c982e9.jpg)
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Amber left out the best parts of her road trip through life:
1. A tornado tearing up a trailer park.
2. Running Waddling briskly away from the convenient store with $20 dollars from the till.
3. Shot girt crossing the desert in that big ol' bus.
4. Living under a bridge at the arroyo, coyotes circling and licking their lips.
5. Sucking dick behind the Dumpster at the plasma center.
6. Riding on a painted pony behind Chief Running Drugs, praying to Gaea that none of the balloons burst.
7. A coffee house for hoboes.
7. A dyke on a bike.
8. Her dream date with Dave- crushing Chad with a steamroller as Dave thanks her for freeing him to love her again.
You forgot about her attempt to hike to Washington State from MO!
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My favorite Amber adventure was when she introduced bedbugs to Crystal Naydean's government trailer.
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My favorite Amber adventure was when she introduced bedbugs to Crystal Naydean's government trailer.
That's probably why she charged her $2 for each shower.