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Title: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Tess Anderson on April 06, 2014, 05:49:13 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018601238

for himself:

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Sat Apr 5, 2014, 02:47 PM

 Archae (29,420 posts)


I lucked out today at McD's!


 Bought these two "Happy Meal" toys.
 <picture of a five year old girl's collectables>
(Yes, I'm a Brony!)

so gay
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Dori on April 06, 2014, 06:13:18 PM
OMG

There are grown men who collect the "My Little Pony" characters.  They are called Bronies.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/the-sideshow/a-new-look-at-the-brony-culture-215048070.html

They even have an annual convention called BronyCon   :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Texacon on April 06, 2014, 06:17:08 PM
Wow, and it is allowed to vote ... In REAL elections?!

KC
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: BattleHymn on April 06, 2014, 06:21:27 PM
The thread is worth visiting, just to get a look at some eye-rolling pony lore. 
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Dori on April 06, 2014, 06:23:47 PM
There is no end to the weirdness that comes from the Island. 

Please tell me that no CC men are closet bronies.  :o

Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Chris_ on April 06, 2014, 06:27:14 PM
There is no end to the weirdness that comes from the Island. 

Please tell me that no CC men are closet bronies.  :o
We had a couple of visitors that claimed that mantle. 

They didn't stick around.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 06, 2014, 06:53:05 PM
If you can't saddle 'em and ride 'em or hook 'em to a plow and plow 'em.......shoot 'em.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: obumazombie on April 06, 2014, 06:54:01 PM
If you can't saddle 'em and ride 'em or hook 'em to a plow and plow 'em.......shoot 'em.

Then break their leg ?
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 06, 2014, 06:57:06 PM
Then break their leg ?
Yeah, yeah, broken leg......sorry, I'm a little slow on the thinking tonight.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Skul on April 06, 2014, 06:58:18 PM
Y'all missed the obvious.
They're unicorns.  :)
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 06, 2014, 07:22:28 PM
There is no end to the weirdness that comes from the Island. 

Please tell me that no CC men are closet bronies.  :o



 :lmao:  No, but this has been around awhile.  I think there is even a brony club in the........ ahem..... Air Force.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: redwhit on April 06, 2014, 07:26:02 PM
We had a couple of visitors that claimed that mantle. 

They didn't stick around.

Still not as much fun as furries for sheer pro-active idiocy in lifestyle.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Chris_ on April 06, 2014, 07:32:09 PM
Still not as much fun as furries for sheer pro-active idiocy in lifestyle.
Yeah, we had one of those show up too.

One might as well come out of the closet.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: FaC on April 06, 2014, 07:35:35 PM
I wonder if there is such a thing as a raccoony club   :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 06, 2014, 08:17:00 PM
There is no end to the weirdness that comes from the Island. 

Please tell me that no CC men are closet bronies.  :o



nope, sold mine on craigslist for top dollar!
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Freeper on April 06, 2014, 08:19:45 PM
There is no end to the weirdness that comes from the Island. 

Please tell me that no CC men are closet bronies.  :o

No we are all open about it.
Just kidding.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Freeper on April 06, 2014, 08:21:55 PM
Gotta love the DUmmies, they are horrified he ate at McDonalds but totally cool with his hobby.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: thundley4 on April 06, 2014, 09:34:50 PM
We had a couple of visitors that claimed that mantle. 

They didn't stick around.

Wasn't there a "furry" that was here briefly?
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Chris_ on April 06, 2014, 09:35:59 PM
Wasn't there a "furry" that was here briefly?
Yes.  Alex something.  I think he had an obsession with Second Life as well.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: kraven on April 06, 2014, 10:56:08 PM
I totally believe grown men that are bronies are pedophiles or have pedophile tendencies and use little girl toys to try to relate to little girls. Not even a gay thing, a pedoish thing. There is nothing remotely earth shattering or particularly interesting in that show, it is a little kid's cartoon geared to little Gil's under about 7-8 or under. Simplistic story lines and very childish.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 07, 2014, 04:10:56 AM
I totally believe grown men that are bronies are pedophiles or have pedophile tendencies and use little girl toys to try to relate to little girls. Not even a gay thing, a pedoish thing. There is nothing remotely earth shattering or particularly interesting in that show, it is a little kid's cartoon geared to little Gil's under about 7-8 or under. Simplistic story lines and very childish.

As the dad of a 6-year-old (she has a few of these things), the bolded scares the living shit out of me.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Karin on April 07, 2014, 07:22:48 AM
Words fail me, I am so creeped out.  And knowing what Archae looks like doesn't help.   And I agree with Kraven.   

Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Vagabond on April 07, 2014, 10:26:13 AM
I totally believe grown men that are bronies are pedophiles or have pedophile tendencies and use little girl toys to try to relate to little girls. Not even a gay thing, a pedoish thing. There is nothing remotely earth shattering or particularly interesting in that show, it is a little kid's cartoon geared to little Gil's under about 7-8 or under. Simplistic story lines and very childish.

Are you familiar with Christian Weston Chandler?  He is a brony, too. (http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/My_Little_Pony)

Bronies are easy to troll.  All ego and thin skin.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: kraven on April 07, 2014, 11:03:36 AM
A grown man should not have the same interests as a 5-6 yr old girl. There is nothing cute or endearing about it. And of course the media has jumped on this one because of the gay association, encouraging more freaks out the woodwork. There are some cartoons like Simpsons and even Spongebob that cross age barriers because they are cleverly done and use adult humor/innuendo. MLP isn't one of those. It is a on a very young level. And when some dude is going to McDonald's to buy the cheap ass Happy Meal toys for himself, it just screams freak. I just remember Dean Koontz's book "Door to December" where the pedophile had his room all decked out child style, ala Michael Jackson. That kinda shit is a warning sign and if you have the misfortune of knowing men like this, keep your kids away.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Wineslob on April 07, 2014, 12:50:51 PM
(http://global3.memecdn.com/being-a-brony_o_1175527.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Karin on April 07, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
^^^  What friends?  What boss?  And they should be shunned from society. 
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Zathras on April 07, 2014, 03:59:02 PM
Yes.  Alex something.  I think he had an obsession with Second Life as well.

Axlefox or something similar....he occassionally shows up at CU under the name hai, aka Fluffy, with his furry bs.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: kraven on April 07, 2014, 10:46:05 PM
Brony Boy
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 07, 2014, 10:49:49 PM
Axlefox or something similar....he occassionally shows up at CU under the name hai, aka Fluffy, with his furry bs.

Furries are evil.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 08, 2014, 05:43:35 AM
One of the finest trolls to ever exist got ahold of a My Little Pony forum.  These are the results:

Stalin loves My Little Pony (http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/)

Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Texacon on April 09, 2014, 01:21:12 PM
One of the finest trolls to ever exist got ahold of a My Little Pony forum.  These are the results:

Stalin loves My Little Pony (http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/)



 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Maxiest on April 09, 2014, 01:34:20 PM
(http://www.marketplace.org/sites/default/files/styles/primary-image-610x340/public/bronies2.jpg?itok=PrKIjvCu)
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Dori on April 09, 2014, 01:41:26 PM
(http://www.marketplace.org/sites/default/files/styles/primary-image-610x340/public/bronies2.jpg?itok=PrKIjvCu)


Aggggghhhhhhh........ :panic:

Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: obumazombie on April 09, 2014, 02:34:42 PM
God has a hard job having to love all humans.
Title: Re: DUmmy "Archae" collecting TWO happy meal ponies
Post by: Wineslob on April 09, 2014, 04:14:04 PM
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/022/2/3/you_re_a_brony_kill_yourself_meme_by_shadow_taipan-d7393q2.jpg)