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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on April 05, 2014, 07:17:16 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/114211967
Oh my.
Now, my fellow alum Skins really needs to delete this thread; it's disturbing.
HereSince1628 (28,453 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:11 PM
So, the doc says 18 months 24 if I get lucky
I don't want the difficulties associated with either.
geckosfeet (9,554 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:13 PM
1. six to twelve for me - good luck to you
HereSince1628 (28,453 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:15 PM
2. Yes, it's like that
can't even die in the US without it being competitive.
geckosfeet (9,554 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:18 PM
3. Not being competitive. Sorry if I offended.
I have avoided bringing it up and will not do so again.
Enjoy your time.
HereSince1628 (28,453 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:19 PM
4. Yah, sure
Warpy (75,339 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:40 PM
11. Hospice when it starts to get really lousy
Thank goodness we've got at least that at the end.
Scuba (37,064 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:53 PM
5. Big bear hug.
HereSince1628 (28,453 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:56 PM
6. Well, all I can say is
SHIT.
Never got and don't expect to get any respect for the mentally ill.
I suppose that is exactly what I deserve.
**** Obamacare, I'll pay the $91 penalty.
xfundy (3,931 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:12 PM
9. The brain is an organ, like the heart, kidneys, etc
But you know this.
Those of us who deal with mental issues are kind of ****ed, but it seems to be getting better.
get the red out (8,463 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:07 PM
7. I am sorry
xfundy (3,931 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:09 PM
8. OK, where's the bucket list?
I need to make my own, thanks for the reminder.
Warpy (75,339 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:39 PM
10. Maybe as much as 5 years for me
but probably not much beyond that.
Sucks to know you're on your way but then again, think of all the shit you won't have to do any more like mowing the lawn, doing your taxes, Xmas shopping for people you don't particularly like.
I just wish the cat would go to her eternal reward while there's enough of me to go on a cruise or something. I've always wanted to travel and have never been able to do it. Unfortunately I think she's waiting to see me safely tucked up in a nursing home before she goes. She's 21.
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(http://theelephantgun.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/well_bye.jpg)
...and please, hurry up.
xfundy (3,931 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:09 PM
8. OK, where's the bucket list?
I've taken the lberty:
1. Walk out into traffic.
2. Stand still.
C'ya....
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...and please, hurry up.
I'm leery.
I think Ms. Hindenberg, the Warpy primitive, is going to pull a Sarah Ibarruri on franksolich.
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HereSince1628 (28,453 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:15 PM
2. Yes, it's like that
can't even die in the US without it being competitive.
Not getting the sympathy you wanted at the DUmp, monkey?
HereSince1628 (28,453 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:56 PM
6. Well, all I can say is
SHIT.
Never got and don't expect to get any respect for the mentally ill.
At the DUmp, you're just one more crazy moonbat. Nothing special, cupcake.
I suppose that is exactly what I deserve.
Do you know what will suck most of all, DUmbass? If there really is a God. Talk about getting exactly what you deserve; cosmic justice is a bitch.
**** Obamacare, I'll pay the $91 penalty.
You and Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pitt. Rebels to the bitter end - or is that bitter rebels to the end?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Do it right, DUmbass. Save half of your pain pills for a month. Buy a bottle of the most expensive liquor you can find. Put on some light classical music, really loud. Wash down all of the pills with all of the liquor. Relax, lean back in your 1970s surplus bean bag chair, and let your last words be "I'm going home". Next stop - the Big Rock Candy Mountain. I promise!
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If it's a competition, my money is still on the Cleveland ward heeler.
The death panel is right outside his door.
Of course that nutwagon HereSincenumbers could always take matters into his own hands.
I wonder if that would be a disqualification.
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HereSince1628
So, the doc says 18 months 24 if I get lucky
Maybe sooner if the rest of the world gets lucky.
This primitive does a lot of complaining about death for someone who's 386 years old.
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Warpy is an asshole...
I hope the cat outlives him, so he doesn't fill the atmosphere with his shit....
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Warpy is an asshole...
I hope the cat outlives him, so he doesn't fill the atmosphere with his shit....
The defrocked warped primitive is a "her," and a former registered nurse. She's almost 65 now.
However, she bears a remarkable resemblence to the late Paul von Hindenberg.
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HereSince1628
Hmmm, where have we heard that date before.
San Angi-whatever-bumfrack County Texas is sure gonna miss its favorite bum.
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This thread just brightened my day!
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For a long tim,e crazy DUmmy HereSincenumbers kept the DUmp loony bin going, whining, crying, threatening to leave.
Once he went back and self-deleted dozens of posts.
HereSince1628 (28,453 posts)
Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:11 PM
So, the doc says 18 months 24 if I get lucky
He's probably talking about the payment terms his shrink agreed to accept.
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Do it right, DUmbass. Save half of your pain pills for a month. Buy a bottle of the most expensive liquor you can find. Put on some light classical music, really loud. Wash down all of the pills with all of the liquor. Relax, lean back in your 1970s surplus bean bag chair, and let your last words be "I'm going home". Next stop - the Big Rock Candy Mountain. I promise!
Yes, and also, I want all of my vibes back!
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HereSince1628 (28,453 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 03:11 PM
So, the doc says 18 months 24 if I get lucky
I don't want the difficulties associated with either.
Are those calender months or business months, dummie? :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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So, is Skins going to allow any forums to be temporarily renamed when WC, the pilgrim primitive, or the gecko primitive finally kicks the bucket?
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So, is Skins going to allow any forums to be temporarily renamed when WC, the pilgrim primitive, or the gecko primitive finally kicks the bucket?
He shouldn't.
Deadstone didn't get squat when he slithered off this mortal coil.
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Boy, I really screwed that one up.
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Yes, and also, I want all of my vibes back!
Someone is holding back on healing white light.
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Someone is holding back on healing white light.
They're always talking about sending WHITE light. Never black light. Racist bastards.
editted because I forgot to be helpful again so here's some death humor to cheer the DUmmies up:
A guy in Dallas runs into a bar and quickly downs a couple of beers. A friend who is sitting at the bar asks him why he’s in such a hurry. He tells the friend that Death is coming for him so he’s going to go hide in Austin. With that he runs out of the bar.
After a few minutes pass Death walks into the bar and orders a drink. The man at the bar gets up in Death’s face and wants to know why he’s come to take his friend. Death shrugs his shoulders and answers, “I’m not here to take anyone. I just stopped in to have a drink before I head to Austin to get a guy.â€
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Someone is holding back on healing white light.
I heard it was on backorder.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar...
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How far ahead can we bet in the dead pool? :popcorn:
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He shouldn't.
Deadstone didn't get squat when he slithered off this mortal coil.
True. I think it was an idiotic idea to change the lounge name to MFM for any length of time. But, don't you think it might provide some benefit to good and decent people?
First, getting a forum name changed in their "honor" will hopefully encourage a few of the DUmmies like WC that are already barely clinging to life to let go of it. Second, imagine the infighting and squabbling over which dead Dummie did and didn't get a forum changed to their name!
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How far ahead can we bet in the dead pool? :popcorn:
If you bet far enough ahead, everybody ends up in the pool!