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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on April 04, 2014, 08:22:12 PM
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Fri Apr 4, 2014, 05:22 PM
Star Member Are_grits_groceries (14,975 posts)
Meet my 2 new buddies: Tater and Moonpie:
Tater
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/99699cd5ef8d7ae84ce17765ac837a53/tumblr_mgwb17BNIx1rqmlpro5_1280.jpg)
Moonpie
(http://s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com/original/43/TDVVdFlJVmwxZHcx_o_crazy-cat-lady-being-crazy.jpg)
Tater and Moonpie
(http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Crazy-Cat-Lady.jpg)
They are 3 month old sisters. They are sweeties who explored every inch of the vet's office including the counters they jumped on from the examination table.
Scat claims they are spawn of Satan. She may take a while to convince.
(I will post better pics)
Ok, so those aren't really the pictures at the link. In the words of some DUmmie somewhere, they're "Fake but accurate".
The rest of the crazy cat lady mob swarms:
Fri Apr 4, 2014, 05:39 PM
alsame (7,040 posts)
4. Congrats! I wish you
many happy years with your new furbabies
Fri Apr 4, 2014, 05:59 PM
Star Member City Lights (22,922 posts)
15. Congrats on your new babies!
Glad you opened your heart and home to new fur babies.
Fri Apr 4, 2014, 06:06 PM
TwilightGardener (41,504 posts)
17. Cute! Congratulations, few things are more fun in life than bringing home
new kittehs.
Fri Apr 4, 2014, 06:15 PM
Star Member LadyHawkAZ (5,264 posts)
19. So much SQUEE! Such aww. Wow.
I baby kittehs!
Fri Apr 4, 2014, 06:35 PM
obxhead (7,682 posts)
24. Don't force them.on scat.
S/he might still be in mourning and not quite ready for new friends. I know the feeling when I lost Terra.
Hope the new family members fit in soon though. They look lovely.
Wet blanket alert!!:
Fri Apr 4, 2014, 09:13 PM
TheProgressive (473 posts)
38. Shouldn't this be in the DU Lounge...
Please, a request of the moderators and owners:
Kittens' and puppeh's in the real discussion forums that are allowed to continue
represent an attack on credibility to DU...
Put these cure but useless posts in the DU lounge where they belong....
Thanks,
TheProgressive
PS: I hate cats and love dogs and all the stories and personally stories about both. But I don't care
to read this fluff in General Discussion....
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What the hell is she using for a camera? A bowl of gruel?
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What the hell is she using for a camera? A bowl of gruel?
(http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/ig52aa9770.jpg)
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frank's cousin checks in, adding nothing to the conversation:
Fri Apr 4, 2014, 09:21 PM
nadinbrzezinski (132,246 posts)
41. Congrats
Enjoy the kids
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Link?
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Link?
Yeah, I forgot it, sorry. Chris put it in his reply, though. I'll add it in to my original post.
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Okay, seriously now.
The grits primitive is an old woman.
Cats tend to live 12-16 years.
These two new kittens are probably going to outlive the grits primitive.
So what happens when she dies?
Seriously.
This is selfish thinking on her part; she doesn't care what happens to the cats after she dies.
This is why after the cat Ellie, now six years old, came here, I decided she'd be the last of the cats, because I don't want any of them to outlive me, and be abandoned after I pass on.
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Okay, seriously now.
The grits primitive is an old woman.
Cats tend to live 12-16 years.
These two new kittens are probably going to outlive the grits primitive.
So what happens when she dies?
Seriously.
This is selfish thinking on her part; she doesn't care what happens to the cats after she dies.
This is why after the cat Ellie, now six years old, came here, I decided she'd be the last of the cats, because I don't want any of them to outlive me, and be abandoned after I pass on.
They will eat her dead body until it is no longer edible. Hopefully, by then, someone will have noticed the smell.
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They will eat her dead body until it is no longer edible. Hopefully, by then, someone will have noticed the smell.
Life-span of course is all speculative, but the odds are the grits primitive is in the last decade of her life.
If it was imperative for her to have more cats, which I doubt it was because she couldn't ever afford the two she had before, she should've adopted cats 10-12 years old, ancient felines, so that she wouldn't have to worry about what'd happen to them after she passes on.
Seriously.
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This old DUmmy woman really needs The Good Rig.
Her photos are almost as bad as nadin's.
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They will eat her dead body until it is no longer edible. Hopefully, by then, someone will have noticed the smell.
I doubt there is much change in smell going from a living DUmbass to a dead and rotting DUmbass.