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Title: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 03, 2014, 03:11:43 PM
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Skinner (59,237 posts)

Seven-person juries go into effect today. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10133677)


By popular demand, we have increased the number of jurors to evaluate community standards alerts from six to seven.

This is a fairly large technical change, and there are likely to be a few glitches. If you encounter any issues that you think the DU Admins need to be aware of, please post them in this thread.

Thank you for your understanding.

Skinner
DU Admin

General Discussion thread (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024775801)

From $kimmer's thread:

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nadinbrzezinski (132,206 posts)
10. And the abuses of the jury system will just increase

and yes, that is my view on this.

More for DUmmies to bitch about, which is good for those of us who are actually sane.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: BattleHymn on April 03, 2014, 03:14:23 PM
More chances to "serve".  Excellent!
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 03, 2014, 03:14:58 PM
They need nine judges and one of those should be a nearly dead old woman so Obama can replace her.
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: jukin on April 03, 2014, 03:24:38 PM
YEAH!!!!

More chances to serve.
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: obumazombie on April 03, 2014, 03:38:34 PM
nads should be the DU chief justice.
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: franksolich on April 03, 2014, 03:45:46 PM
Oh man, the cousin's a real bitch.

Damn.  She makes the rest of the family look bad.
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: Skul on April 03, 2014, 06:57:26 PM
Poor, poor gNads sees her row boat sinking.  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: obumazombie on April 03, 2014, 06:58:01 PM
Poor, poor gNads sees her row boat sinking.  :lmao:
Life is but a dream !
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 04, 2014, 03:56:52 AM
Life is but a dream !

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily and all that. O-)
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: sharkhawk on April 04, 2014, 06:55:36 AM
I think Skins should make the names of all the juries public.  :fuelfire:
I mean they were cheering the fact that the Zimmerman jury names were published. 
Could you imagine the slap fights that would ensue. 
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: Karin on April 04, 2014, 07:04:45 AM
That would be a riot.  But, thinking long-term, I advocate anonymity for the sake of our moles. 
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: obumazombie on April 04, 2014, 02:55:07 PM
That would be a riot.  But, thinking long-term, I advocate anonymity for the sake of our moles. 
This calls for some jury tampering !
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: HeavyMetal on April 04, 2014, 07:52:27 PM
He says "by popular demand' but in his poll he said their minds were already made up and the poll wouldn't sway the decision that they already made.  Then why have the poll and why make it sound like the dummies had any say in it whatsoever? 
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: tanstaafl on April 04, 2014, 07:57:33 PM
He says "by popular demand' but in his poll he said their minds were already made up and the poll wouldn't sway the decision that they already made.  Then why have the poll and why make it sound like the dummies had any say in it whatsoever? 

Because they're DUmmies.

And Das Skinsmeister is the head DUmmie.

It's all about feelings. Make the decision. Let the DUmmies express their desires. Then wap 'em with implementation of the original decision regardless which way the poll went. It's the demoncRAT way.

Dingy Harry would be proud.
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: HeavyMetal on April 04, 2014, 08:05:52 PM
hahaha buncha ****in fools.
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 05, 2014, 04:20:16 AM
Because they're DUmmies.

And Das Skinsmeister is the head DUmmie.

It's all about feelings. Make the decision. Let the DUmmies express their desires. Then wap 'em with implementation of the original decision regardless which way the poll went. It's the demoncRAT way.

Dingy Harry would be proud.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjUAubxfN28[/youtube]

(I'm pre-caffiene now.)
Title: Re: DUmmyville now has 7-member juries
Post by: BattleHymn on April 05, 2014, 11:08:25 AM
(I'm pre-caffiene now.)

I feel for you, brother.