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Title: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: RobJohnson on April 03, 2014, 03:27:40 AM
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Recursion (32,704 posts)

Hm. Is the third verse of "Jailhouse Rock" a prison rape reference?
   
Or am I overthinking this?


Number forty-seven said to number three:
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
 

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LumosMaxima (571 posts)

2. I don't think so.
In the movie, they're just dancing in that scene. It sounded to me like a joke, something like, "There aren't any women to dance with, but you're not bad for a jailbird." 

Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: Big Dog on April 03, 2014, 06:30:56 AM
(http://memebinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/surprise-sex-best-thing-unless-in-prison-mb.png)
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: Big Dog on April 03, 2014, 06:35:24 AM
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Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: DefiantSix on April 03, 2014, 07:39:05 AM
Good to know the OP DUmbshit Recursion doesn't let an original thought ruin s/h/it's day. ::)
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: Gern on April 03, 2014, 09:41:02 AM
(http://memebinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/surprise-sex-best-thing-unless-in-prison-mb.png)

LOL!
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: hillneck on April 03, 2014, 11:13:45 AM
Hey DUmmie lurkers, a news flash for you.  Best way to avoid prison sex is to stop doing dumb s**t that gets you thrown in prison.
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 03, 2014, 11:18:41 AM
Hey DUmmie lurkers, a news flash for you.  Best way to avoid prison sex is to stop doing dumb s**t that gets you thrown in prison.

Some DUmmies wouldn't be able to have any kind of sex unless it was prison sex.
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: DefiantSix on April 03, 2014, 11:23:13 AM
Some DUmmies wouldn't be able to have any kind of sex unless it was prison sex.

Most DUmmies I could think of couldn't even get prison sex. The prospects get increasingly remote, the more averse you are to stepping into a shower - or picking up a bar of soap - in the first place.

(Sorry Stevenumbers; struck out again...)  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 03, 2014, 11:49:41 AM
(http://memebinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/surprise-sex-best-thing-unless-in-prison-mb.png)
Or your name is Tom Abbott.
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: RobJohnson on April 03, 2014, 12:08:35 PM
(http://memebinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/surprise-sex-best-thing-unless-in-prison-mb.png)



 :rotf:
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: RobJohnson on April 03, 2014, 12:10:23 PM
Some DUmmies wouldn't be able to have any kind of sex unless it was prison sex.

I'm sure LFR keeps a full dance card, especially when she was staying at the Sally.
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: Wineslob on April 03, 2014, 12:15:30 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AXcHQWUqgU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 03, 2014, 12:27:04 PM
I'm sure LFR keeps a full dance card, especially when she was staying at the Sally.

Yeah well most DUmmies aren't too picky.
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: RobJohnson on April 03, 2014, 12:54:56 PM
Yeah well most DUmmies aren't too picky.

Most DUmmie men and women don't mind taking an unshaven gorilla for a quick ride.
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 03, 2014, 05:36:20 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies have been in prison or are in prison.
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: jukin on April 03, 2014, 05:38:28 PM
I'm pretty sure the DUmmys that have an outy would be tossing salad....and liking it.
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: RobJohnson on April 03, 2014, 10:07:40 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies have been in prison or are in prison.

Goat sex is not a crime!
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: Wineslob on April 04, 2014, 09:14:28 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: obumazombie on April 04, 2014, 04:09:13 PM
They play unchained melody in the prison ceramic shop.
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: RobJohnson on April 07, 2014, 04:37:03 AM
They play unchained melody in the prison ceramic shop.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 07, 2014, 05:30:07 AM
They play unchained melody in the prison ceramic shop.
:rotf:
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: Gina on April 07, 2014, 07:14:32 AM
I wonder how many DUmmies have been in prison or are in prison.

I'm guessing none because it's supposed to toughen you up, right?
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: vesta111 on April 07, 2014, 09:28:31 AM
I'm guessing none because it's supposed to toughen you up, right?

No Gina, from what I understand of prison is a school for the older prisoners to teach the young
one how to survive on the streets and not make the mistakes they did, how to do their dirty deeds and not get caught as they had.
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: Skul on April 07, 2014, 09:42:37 AM
I'm guessing none because it's supposed to toughen you up, right?
Where the term "hardened criminal", comes from.  :-)
Title: Re: Dummies discuss prison sex.
Post by: RobJohnson on April 19, 2014, 07:36:29 AM
No Gina, from what I understand of prison is a school for the older prisoners to teach the young
one how to survive on the streets and not make the mistakes they did, how to do their dirty deeds and not get caught as they had.

You and Nadin should compare resumes.