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Title: Man flushes lover's penis
Post by: bijou on July 02, 2008, 04:23:39 PM: Quote
Manila - A jealous man cut off his lover's penis and flushed the severed part in a toilet bowl in their hotel room in the Philippines on Tuesday, police said.

Jose Feliciano Valderama, 35, was arrested after the incident and told police that jealousy drove him to attack his partner of two years.

He is facing criminal charges for cutting off the penis of Marvic Manquera, 21, while the victim was sleeping inside the hotel room in Manila's Quezon City.

Police said Valderama then flushed the chopped penis in the toilet bowl and attempted to kill himself with the knife, but Manquera stopped him.

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link (http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_2350154,00.html)

I know how much Wretched Excess enjoys these stories. :bolt:
Title: Re: Man flushes lover's penis
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 02, 2008, 05:04:43 PM: The victim stopped him from killing himself.........WTF else is wrong with that dude besides being queer?
Title: Re: Man flushes lover's penis
Post by: Splashdown on July 02, 2008, 05:13:40 PM: Adds a whole new meaning to that Richard Pryor joke "The water sure is cold....."

:uhsure:
Title: Re: Man flushes lover's penis
Post by: Lord Undies on July 02, 2008, 05:15:28 PM: If Manquera was a real man, it would have stopped up the toilet.
Title: Re: Man flushes lover's penis
Post by: LC EFA on July 02, 2008, 05:34:54 PM: Quote from: Splashdown
Adds a whole new meaning to that Richard Pryor joke "The water sure is cold....."

Yeah , and it's DEEP too.
Title: Re: Man flushes lover's penis
Post by: Rebel on July 02, 2008, 06:22:44 PM: Damn, think he's going to have to snake that thing out?
Title: Re: Man flushes lover's penis
Post by: Lord Undies on July 02, 2008, 06:26:49 PM: Quote
Hotel staff rushed the victim to a nearby hospital, while police arrested Valderama who told police that he got tired of hearing stories that Manquera was having a relationship with a woman.

I guess the threat to scratch her eyes out just didn't cut it.
Title: Re: Man flushes lover's penis
Post by: Rebel on July 02, 2008, 06:29:39 PM: Quote
Police said Valderama then flushed the chopped penis in the toilet bowl and attempted to kill himself with the knife, but Manquera stopped him.

BTW, you cut off my love commando, don't expect me to talk you out of killing yourself. You better do it before I find an ending tool.
Title: Re: Man flushes lover's penis
Post by: Chris_ on July 02, 2008, 08:49:34 PM: Quote from: Rebel on July 02, 2008, 06:29:39 PM
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Police said Valderama then flushed the chopped penis in the toilet bowl and attempted to kill himself with the knife, but Manquera stopped him.

BTW, you cut off my love commando, don't expect me to talk you out of killing yourself. You better do it before I find an ending tool.
I believe the tool would be gone at that point. :-)
Title: Re: Man flushes lover's penis
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on July 03, 2008, 11:30:16 PM: Looks like Manquera cut to the chase and nipped the problem in the bud.

(rimshot)