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Title: are_grits_groceries suicide watch continues
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 29, 2014, 10:38:44 AM
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Star Member Are_grits_groceries (14,963 posts)

I went to look at kittehs. I don't get why a grown woman uses a non-word like 'kittehs.'

I met two sweet kittehs who were pals and I sat down to fill out the paperwork. Then I just started crying and I couldn't stop. I apologized to the people there and left. I will send them a donation. I thought you're broke.
I couldn't apologize to the kittehs. I couldn't keep going. I just collapsed in some way.

Scat keeps hunting for Mousie every night. False. Unlike you, animals know and accept when another dies, especially one old enough to have sat on the lap of a Connery-era Bond villain. I wake up to her special cry. I get up and go hold her and we walk around the apartment. It seems to settle her down. More likely she sees it as a warning.
I know I did the right thing for Mousie but the what ifs are after me.
I'll just have to keep going.
Sorry for all the downer posts. I've lost pets before but this was especially hard.

Grits

I can see it now... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024748504)


     The woman is circling the drain. I bet you she's going to take a whole bottle of sleeping pills and lay down on an enormous pile of cat litter.
If it's the clumping kind, the coroner will just need a giant scoop.


 
Title: Re: are_grits_groceries suicide watch continues
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 29, 2014, 11:05:05 AM
I can see it now... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024748504)


     The woman is circling the drain. I bet you she's going to take a whole bottle of sleeping pills and lay down on an enormous pile of cat litter.
If it's the clumping kind, the coroner will just need a giant scoop.


 
Hopefully, it's the odor absorbing kind.
Title: Re: are_grits_groceries suicide watch continues
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 29, 2014, 11:32:20 AM
I think DUmmy Are_grits_groceries should lighten up a little.

I wonder if she's ever considered converting ol' Scat into a sail cat.

She could continue to enjoy him for a long time.
Title: Re: are_grits_groceries suicide watch continues
Post by: franksolich on March 29, 2014, 11:39:47 AM
I think DUmmy Are_grits_groceries should lighten up a little.

I wonder if she's ever considered converting ol' Scat into a sail cat.

She could continue to enjoy him for a long time.

The primitive's an eccentric, senescent old woman who lives by herself.

We're seeing grasswire Judy, a couple of years from now, here, although one sincerely hopes her guardians get her safely tucked away into a nursing home, where Judy'll be well taken care of, before that happens.
Title: Re: are_grits_groceries suicide watch continues
Post by: tanstaafl on March 29, 2014, 03:25:43 PM
I think DUmmy Are_grits_groceries should lighten up a little.

I wonder if she's ever considered converting ol' Scat into a sail cat.

She could continue to enjoy him for a long time.

If she'd just let ol' Scat lay out in the back yard for a few months she would have a wonderful low tone clacking windchime by Labor day.
Title: Re: are_grits_groceries suicide watch continues
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 29, 2014, 08:28:42 PM
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Sat Mar 29, 2014, 09:09 PM
tabbycat31 (5,639 posts)
72. I lost my Tabby on 4/15/11

And I still cry about it almost daily.
But they forget dead family members and Dead DUmmies inside of three months.

They've forgotten WCGreen, and he isn't even dead yet.

Loconuts is sane compared to DUmmy tabbycatnumbers.
Title: Re: are_grits_groceries suicide watch continues
Post by: obumazombie on March 29, 2014, 11:25:01 PM
If you watch a toilet drain, you sometimes see the swirl gain momentary momentum and whip higher in the bowl, before emptying. Watch out for the high swirlee.