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Title: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: Dori on March 28, 2014, 10:16:06 PM
Geeze....he must be drinking early

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/1018596719

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WilliamPitt (56,591 posts)

OK, week, you ****, listen up:

My cat had a heart attack on Monday. Douchebags compromised my bank account on Tuesday to buy phone apps (no rilly). The baby got sick on Wednesday, which occupied all of my attention until today. Obama wants to frack Europe, there's BP oil in Lake Michigan, and dickheads like Bill Kristol want to engage us in a land war in Asia, so of course assholes let him on television.

So here's my proposal, week, you ****: **** the **** off. If I have to deal with another week like you, week, I won't have many weeks left. So go **** yourself with an angry alligator, week, and set yourself on fire while you're at it. I'll salt the earth where your ashes wind up, week, even if I have to get flying lessons to do it. You suck, week, and I'm glad you're almost dead.
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Boom Sound 416 (2,429 posts)

2. You think you're having a bad week?
 
Check out GD

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WilliamPitt (56,591 posts)

5. I'm the reason GD is having a bad week.
 
Take a number.


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Star Member Boom Sound 416 (2,429 posts)

8. Well then you ought to know
 
It's gonna need a paint job and a shit load of screen doors.


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UTUSN (36,968 posts)

9. Deal with yourself and leave me alone


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UTUSN (36,968 posts)

12. In case you missed it
 
My truth(s) :
 
<<<<<<<snip...posts wish list of what DU should be
To be more pertinent to the O.Poster, with the above points as context:

* I have always regarded him as a vanity/egoist-to-the-max poster, a show-boater, a faddist and flamebaiter, of the preaching-to-the-choir mirror/Faux m.o., useless to me since I already know what I believe, doing more harm than good for playing into the elitist and entitled stereotypes wingnuts purvey about Libs, has abused special privileges forever. 

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WilliamPitt (56,591 posts)

14. Thanks for kicking my thread
.

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UTUSN (36,968 posts)

15. That's what you care about (showboating) nt

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malthaussen (3,824 posts)

17. This is the Lounge, Dude.
 
The concept is to show friendship or keep your mouth shut.

 
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UTUSN (36,968 posts)

19. Dost thou rally/actually care about your cat or (anybody) - I don't think so - you don't







Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: marv on March 28, 2014, 10:32:55 PM
Will is:
a) Off his meds - again
b) On the wagon - again
c) Both

Otherwise, it'll be a really good, warm and dry weekend around here in the Ozarks.
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: Big Dog on March 28, 2014, 10:45:48 PM
Pitt's spit-flinging rant of impotent rage, makes me smile.

It's been a good week.
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: Gina on March 28, 2014, 11:07:26 PM
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Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2014, 11:54:10 PM
He forgot to mention being in his forties, an alcoholic, with no means of support, and being forced to move in with his mother.

For Pitt, it hasn't just been a bad week, it's been a bad life.
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 29, 2014, 04:25:51 AM
Will is:
a) Off his meds - again
b) On the wagon - again
c) Both

Yes!  Next question . . .

BTW, we're supposed to get hit with another storm tonight (Sat. night) into Sunday.  For the Adirondacks, 6 to 12 inches of snow.  For us . . . lots of rain, and flooding.
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: tanstaafl on March 29, 2014, 04:31:28 AM
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WilliamPitt (56,591 posts)

OK, week, you ****, listen up:

My cat had a heart attack on Monday. Douchebags compromised my bank account on Tuesday to buy phone apps (no rilly). The baby got sick on Wednesday, which occupied all of my attention until today. Obama wants to frack Europe, there's BP oil in Lake Michigan, and dickheads like Bill Kristol want to engage us in a land war in Asia, so of course assholes let him on television.

So here's my proposal, week, you ****: **** the **** off. If I have to deal with another week like you, week, I won't have many weeks left. So go **** yourself with an angry alligator, week, and set yourself on fire while you're at it. I'll salt the earth where your ashes wind up, week, even if I have to get flying lessons to do it. You suck, week, and I'm glad you're almost dead.

Hmmmm.

Could be ol' will is using "week" as a dog whistle for Nobama.
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: Gina on March 29, 2014, 05:07:28 AM
He forgot to mention being in his forties, an alcoholic, with no means of support, and being forced to move in with his mother.

For Pitt, it hasn't just been a bad week, it's been a bad life.

Could Stewie come with him?
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 29, 2014, 06:16:08 AM
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Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: 67 Rover on March 29, 2014, 07:18:26 AM
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I wonder how he knows it was a heart attack?  A cat scan maybe or was it just catatonic?

Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: USA4ME on March 29, 2014, 08:07:32 AM
This utusn primitive has some major mental issues. But I can appreciate when at least they come out and are honest. This is what most libs believe, but very few admit.

Quote from:
UTUSN

My truth(s) :

(snip)
 
* I support my Primary candidates full heartedly, but then support whoever is the Dem nominee, ...

(snip)

... since I already know what I believe,...

IOW he believes whatever the Dem party tells him to believe

.
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: NHSparky on March 29, 2014, 09:30:08 AM
He forgot to mention being in his forties, an alcoholic, with no means of support, and being forced to move in with his mother.

For Pitt, it hasn't just been a bad week, it's been a bad life.

It'll get better.

In about 24 business hours.
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 29, 2014, 01:09:28 PM
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WilliamPitt (56,591 posts)

5. I'm the reason GD is having a bad week.

(http://data2.whicdn.com/images/65202982/large.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: zeitgeist on March 29, 2014, 01:22:10 PM

I wonder how he knows it was a heart attack?  A cat scan maybe or was it just catatonic?



'Cause it was so catastrophic? :-)
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: Gina on March 29, 2014, 09:55:04 PM
'Cause it was so catastrophic? :-)

:rimshot:  :lmao:

Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: obumazombie on March 29, 2014, 11:49:33 PM
'Cause it was so catastrophic? :-)
And because he was CATerwauling.
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 30, 2014, 06:30:42 AM
And because he was CATerwauling.

SO, then . . . maybe he got 'cat scratch fever?'

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: Gina on March 30, 2014, 07:46:24 AM
Took a dirtcatnap
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: 67 Rover on March 30, 2014, 07:54:48 AM
Did Willie catapult out of bed to perform CPR?

Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: Gina on March 30, 2014, 08:03:20 AM
Did Willie catapult out of bed to perform CPR?


. Probably got some catchup for possible dindin
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: obumazombie on March 30, 2014, 08:17:16 AM
. Probably got some catchup for possible dindin
Beef for dindin, but he's all hat no CATtle.
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: Gina on March 30, 2014, 08:22:06 AM
You cat to be kitten me!
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: dutch508 on March 30, 2014, 09:37:14 AM
You cat to be kitten me!

Meow, you two stop it.
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: NHSparky on March 30, 2014, 09:42:04 AM
Meow, you two stop it.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPeLctgvQI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 30, 2014, 09:48:58 AM
Is Skinner in Pitt's momma's will?
Title: Re: Attention Whore DUmmy Pitt Shows His A$$ Off Again
Post by: Big Dog on March 30, 2014, 10:28:25 AM
Is Skinner in Pitt's momma's will?

Skinner is the son Mama Raven never had.

He's probably splitting the estate with her 15 14 cats.