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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: USA4ME on March 26, 2014, 04:23:34 PM

Title: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: USA4ME on March 26, 2014, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from:
Playinghardball

How would you like to grow into a tree after you die?
 
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This is a Bios Urn, a completely biodegradable urn that contains a single tree seed. When planted, the tree seed is nourished by and absorbs the nutrients from the ashes. The urn itself is made from coconut shell and contains compacted peat and cellulose. The ashes are mixed with this, and the seed placed inside. You can even choose which type of tree you'd like to grow!

More info, & some other sciencey options for your remains: http://bit.ly/1eLy8bh

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024730651

Primitives as plant food? At least then it could be said they did serve some useful purpose.

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Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 26, 2014, 04:31:32 PM
Primitives as plant food? At least then it could be said they did serve some useful purpose.

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     Thus creating a new species: DUmbassia homofolia
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: thundley4 on March 26, 2014, 04:40:54 PM
Is growing a tree going to offset all the chemicals pumped into the air when a DUmmie body is incinerated?
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 26, 2014, 04:56:40 PM
Primitives as plant food? At least then it could be said they did serve some useful purpose.

This reminds me of the DUmmy who suggested you should feel honored if your cat helped feed a wild hawk.
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: Carl on March 26, 2014, 05:07:47 PM
DUmbasses should happily step forward to grow a new forest!
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: FlaGator on March 26, 2014, 05:49:14 PM
Primitives as plant food? At least then it could be said they did serve some useful purpose.

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Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: FlippyDoo on March 26, 2014, 06:02:06 PM
DUmmie + biodegradable Urn = mad scientist saying: And they said I could NOT grow a shit tree! Bwaahaaahaaa! We'll see who get's the last laugh!
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 26, 2014, 06:26:40 PM
Will Earth First Dummies weep and wail when your tree gets cut down?
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: Dori on March 26, 2014, 06:31:32 PM
I'm betting on the DUmmies in the cooking and baking forum becoming kale.

Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: delilahmused on March 26, 2014, 07:33:26 PM

     Thus creating a new species: DUmbassia homofolia

Depending on the species, the gay ones might have issues with pollination.

Cindie
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: Dori on March 26, 2014, 07:36:45 PM
Depending on the species, the gay ones might have issues with pollination.

 :lol:

Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: thundley4 on March 26, 2014, 07:50:31 PM
Depending on the species, the gay ones might have issues with pollination.

Cindie


They can be ferns.
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: Wineslob on March 27, 2014, 09:10:10 AM
I'm sure that whatever the DUmmies plant, it'll come back as a dwarf species.
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: Skul on March 27, 2014, 09:33:28 AM
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contains a single tree seed.
Poison Ivy, is not a tree.

I wonder if the DUmmies are aware of the viability of "tree seeds".
The actual germination rate is fairly low.
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: thundley4 on March 27, 2014, 11:39:26 AM
Poison Ivy, is not a tree.

I wonder if the DUmmies are aware of the viability of "tree seeds".
The actual germination rate is fairly low.

You couldn't prove that by my yard. It seems like every "helicopter seed" that falls from the elm tree starts growing.  Every year I have enough sprout up to start a tree nursery.
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 27, 2014, 11:42:02 AM
If a DUmmy's in the box, it would have to be put under a grow light.
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: Dori on March 27, 2014, 11:53:45 AM
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If a DUmmy's in the box, it would have to be put under a grow light.

They do better in a dark basement in front of a computer monitor. 
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: delilahmused on March 27, 2014, 05:38:16 PM
Poison Ivy, is not a tree.

I wonder if the DUmmies are aware of the viability of "tree seeds".
The actual germination rate is fairly low.

It's so adaptable, though. It can mimic the plants around it. Poison oak is even worse. We have an area with smaller trees and damned if it doesn't mimic tree branches. I get it every year.

Cindie
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: Skul on March 27, 2014, 06:36:32 PM
You couldn't prove that by my yard. It seems like every "helicopter seed" that falls from the elm tree starts growing.  Every year I have enough sprout up to start a tree nursery.
Do what DUmmies do and let the yard go to pot.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: delilahmused on March 27, 2014, 06:38:23 PM
Do what DUmmies do and let the yard go to pot.

 :whistling:

Except that damn plant would find a way to look like cannabis anyway.

Cindie
Title: Re: Be Buried In Biodegradable Urn; Come Back As manbearpig
Post by: thundley4 on March 27, 2014, 06:40:50 PM
Except that damn plant would find a way to look like cannabis anyway.

Cindie

And then liberals would be infesting the area.