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Title: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: beefeater on March 26, 2014, 01:48:31 PM
Almost a week?

About WilliamPitt
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Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 26, 2014, 02:07:59 PM
Almost a week?

About WilliamPitt
Statistics and Information
Account status: Active
Member since: 2001
Number of posts: 56,529
Number of posts, last 90 days: 562
Favorite forum: General Discussion, 407 posts in the last 90 days (72% of total posts)
Favorite group: Sports, 9 posts in the last 90 days (2% of total posts)
Last post: Thu Mar 20, 2014, 10:02 AM



     He's just generating new outrage. He'll be back.

     Know who else is missing? TheMasturbatingNumbskull. No posts (ie, no homicidal fantasies) about "GOPPERS" in over a month.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: vesta111 on March 26, 2014, 02:20:20 PM

     He's just generating new outrage. He'll be back.

     Know who else is missing? TheMasturbatingNumbskull. No posts (ie, no homicidal fantasies) about "GOPPERS" in over a month.

Oh darn no homicididal fanstisies  for us to enjoy for a whole month.

Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 26, 2014, 02:27:48 PM
Oh darn no homicididal fanstisies  for us to enjoy for a whole month.




     And trumad seems to be sticking to his word.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 26, 2014, 03:02:24 PM
The first day of Spring, eh? Perhaps he had to take Persephone's place in Hades?
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on March 26, 2014, 04:31:43 PM
Anyone check the bar?


 :lmao:

CMD
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: thundley4 on March 26, 2014, 04:41:50 PM
Anyone check the bar?


 :lmao:

CMD

Bukkake's
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: zeitgeist on March 26, 2014, 04:56:04 PM
I been saying right along...

Stout oak trees and slippery roads can take their toll.  Wee 'Otis' Pitt just can't take the "T" to Bukowski's  from Rindge.   :fuelfire:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcG1rfnX22w[/youtube]
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 26, 2014, 05:06:58 PM
So his wife had her job transferred from Boston to Concord, NH, when the drunkard moved to Rindge.

Then she had to quit the job because a three-hour daily commute was exhausting.

Of course, Pitt's alcoholism is so severe he's unemployable himself.

But if he wanted to move to New Hampshire, why not to Concord or near Concord, close to his tattooed bride's job?

Answer: He had to move in with his mother DUmmy Raven Jane, in remote Rindge, because she can no longer afford to support two households.

More evidence the Pitt fortune has been nearly consumed by the current indolent generation.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: Delmar on March 26, 2014, 06:12:28 PM
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/Wino_zps78a338f2.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/Wino_zps78a338f2.jpg.html)

                                     I found him.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 26, 2014, 07:41:59 PM
but he hasn't been banned and he just updated his FB to this:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10151815_10152373045526111_1356108092_n.jpg)

three days ago. That poor child.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: Big Dog on March 26, 2014, 08:49:20 PM
but he hasn't been banned and he just updated his FB to this:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10151815_10152373045526111_1356108092_n.jpg)

three days ago. That poor child.

Baby Pitt sez, "Daddy, you smell like throw-up".

Looking at Pitt, I suspect Omaha Steve knew Mama Raven back in the day.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 26, 2014, 08:52:56 PM
Baby Pitt sez, "Daddy, you smell like throw-up".

Looking at Pitt, I suspect Omaha Steve knew Mama Raven back in the day.

Looks more like mike_c, aka Meathead.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: Carl on March 26, 2014, 08:53:50 PM
Hair that has not seen shampoo or a shower in days by the look.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: jukin on March 26, 2014, 09:36:49 PM
My guess is dealing with Obama-democrat Care for his wife.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: JakeStyle on March 26, 2014, 10:41:21 PM
He's pouting on Facebook.  The bullies at DU disgust him.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: Zathras on March 27, 2014, 12:00:22 AM
He's pouting on Facebook.  The bullies at DU disgust him.

And here I was hoping for face down in a gutter after a bender.
Title: Re: WillthePitt seems to have gone missing
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 27, 2014, 12:23:32 AM
And here I was hoping for face down in a gutter after a bender.

Found him.  He missed the gutter, though.

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.607986241846579010&pid=1.7)