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Title: DUmmy stevenumbers Dreams Of A Walgreen's Restroom
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 25, 2014, 05:58:06 PM
Many remember DUmmy stevenumbers, who authored one of the funniest group of threads in DUmp history, describing in naive, excruciating detail his futile attempts to get laid.

He's always on the lookout for tips on how to score. Someday maybe he'll be successful, but it won't happen if he concentrates on stories like this:
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Mon Mar 24, 2014, 08:11 PM
Star Member steve2470 (19,852 posts)

Naked Florida man scares girl, 6, after having sex in Walgreens bathroom


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/naked-florida-man-scares-girl-6-walgreens-bathroom-article-1.1732088

A Florida man was collared for lewd behavior after a 6-year-old girl found him naked in a Walgreens bathroom — where he was having sex with his girlfriend.

The little girl went into the restroom of the Winter Haven store just as a nude Christopher Mahurin, 24, emerged from the stall where he was having sex with Jenna Lynn Frey, 22, about 8 p.m., police said.

Mahurin pushed the girl towards the door when she began to scream, police said. But when her father heard the yelling, he burst into the bathroom and grabbed the girl.

Cops arrived a short time later and found Mahurin and Frey sitting in a car parked in the lot outside the drugstore.


Yup, kydo was right, no time off for FloridaMan.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024720848#post14


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Response to steve2470 (Reply #2)
Mon Mar 24, 2014, 08:31 PM
Liberal Veteran (21,075 posts)
5. Florida man, Florida man...doing the things a Floridian can.

What's he like? It's not important.
Florida man.


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Response to steve2470 (Original post)
Mon Mar 24, 2014, 08:35 PM
Brigid (14,074 posts)
6. If a guy wants me . . .

He's going to have to do better than a bathroom stall. Sheesh.
stevenumbers wants you.


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Response to Brigid (Reply #6)
Mon Mar 24, 2014, 10:54 PM
Star Member steve2470 (19,852 posts)
14. this comment made me giggle, no offense

I do understand.
You have just been treated to a stevenumbers pickup line.



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Response to steve2470 (Original post)
Mon Mar 24, 2014, 10:07 PM
Takket (226 posts)
13. I'm sure drugs were not a factor in this AT ALL


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Tue Mar 25, 2014, 06:41 PM
Star Member msanthrope (22,878 posts)
17. Crystal meth is called "I had a coupla beers tonight, officer" in my neck of the woods.

Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Dreams Of A Walgreen's Restroom
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 25, 2014, 07:22:46 PM
So, where's miss Fey's picture? Can't pass judgement on him until I see her picture.
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Dreams Of A Walgreen's Restroom
Post by: Skul on March 25, 2014, 07:35:17 PM
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Brigid (14,074 posts)
6. If a guy wants me . . .
Here's a hint.  Hold your breath.
Trust me.
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Dreams Of A Walgreen's Restroom
Post by: Texacon on March 25, 2014, 07:38:49 PM
And these are the self proclaimed, sexually liberated?  If they knew just half of the places I've had sex they would probably curl up and weep.

KC
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Dreams Of A Walgreen's Restroom
Post by: thundley4 on March 25, 2014, 08:12:04 PM
Most of the Florida idiots were northern transplanted liberals is my guess.
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Dreams Of A Walgreen's Restroom
Post by: franksolich on March 25, 2014, 08:12:52 PM
Most of the Florida idiots were northern transplanted liberals is my guess.

Yeah.

The behavior seems so typically northeastern, not southern.
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Dreams Of A Walgreen's Restroom
Post by: BattleHymn on March 27, 2014, 05:02:26 PM
Does anybody else think the guy in this story is almost a spitting image of stevenumbers?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/girl-molested-on-delta-flight-785432

Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Dreams Of A Walgreen's Restroom
Post by: Skul on March 27, 2014, 05:13:17 PM
Does anybody else think the guy in this story is almost a spitting image of stevenumbers?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/girl-molested-on-delta-flight-785432
Twin brother?
Title: Re: DUmmy stevenumbers Dreams Of A Walgreen's Restroom
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 27, 2014, 05:17:44 PM
No, this guy is stevenumbers:
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/