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Title: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 21, 2014, 05:55:12 PM
Fri Mar 21, 2014, 05:45 PM
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Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (108,168 posts)

****WCGreen Update -- Friday March 21, 2014****

From his wife:

Some great strides have been made: Chris was breathing on his own with the trach collar, but no help from the respirator! And today, they did something that I call giving him the "talking stick" and he talked! I'm too bummed I missed it! He still has a long, long way to go, though.

I am in the process of becoming a special education substitute! Yeah!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024705338

There is still no link to the Dead DUmmy forum on the DUmp's home page.
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: ChuckJ on March 21, 2014, 05:59:29 PM
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Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (108,168 posts)

****WCGreen Update -- Friday March 21, 2014****

From his wife:

Some great strides have been made: Chris was breathing on his own with the trach collar, but no help from the respirator! And today, they did something that I call giving him the "talking stick" and he talked! I'm too bummed I missed it! He still has a long, long way to go, though.

I am in the process of becoming a special education substitute! Yeah!

Yeah! If a special education student is absent Peg will fill in for him or her!
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: BattleHymn on March 21, 2014, 06:00:59 PM
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I am in the process of becoming a special education substitute! Yeah!

Is she going to show the students how to keep their mouth open? 
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: Big Dog on March 21, 2014, 06:16:50 PM
Is she going to show the students how to keep their mouth open? 

Followed by a lesson on How to Blink, Blink, Blink.

Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 21, 2014, 06:40:09 PM
Followed by a lesson on How to Blink, Blink, Blink.



The piece de resistance is the proper 'Use of Aching Seed' in the process.
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 21, 2014, 06:44:31 PM
That's the ward heeler's wife who's being paid by taxpayers to babysit, not the CalPig.

The Cuyahoga County democrat party is apparently taking care of her.

CalPig is a retired nurse of some kind, and is loaded with dough. Blink, blink, blink, blink.
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: Big Dog on March 21, 2014, 06:58:55 PM
The piece de resistance is the proper 'Use of Aching Seed' in the process.

I won't be surprised to see ol' Cal's mugshot on the 6 o'clock news for screwing his students.


Edited to correct the gender of the third person singular possessive pronoun. Just keepin' it real.
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: JakeStyle on March 21, 2014, 08:48:56 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/CaliforniaPeggy/Sherrod%20Brown/DSC_0018_zps904b4c08.jpg)
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: franksolich on March 21, 2014, 08:52:42 PM
The "restroom" sign on the left is a nice touch, as Margaret looks a little incontinent.
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: Skul on March 21, 2014, 10:18:28 PM
Oh my.  The Calpig primitive is following CC.
That's alright, Calpig.  You go, girl.
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: BattleHymn on March 21, 2014, 11:01:56 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/CaliforniaPeggy/Sherrod%20Brown/DSC_0018_zps904b4c08.jpg)

I haven't seen that one before.

My gawd, does she ever shut her freaking mouth?
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: Skul on March 21, 2014, 11:03:25 PM
I haven't seen that one before.

My gawd, does she ever shut her freaking mouth?
no
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: ChuckJ on March 22, 2014, 05:05:36 AM
no

Wasn't there a photo posted years ago of Willie Pitt standing with two people on each side of him kissing him on the cheek? I think one was Peg and the other was some other person that looked like Janet Reno. If that was Peg, I think she may have had her mouth closed in that photo.
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 22, 2014, 10:35:36 AM
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My gawd, does she ever shut her freaking mouth?

No, but not that she doesn't try.

It was after an accident that she had  her jaw wired open.

It's uncomfortable, attracting flying insects and scattering half-chewed food all about.
Title: Re: The CalPig Reads The DUmpster - Updates Ward Heeler Status
Post by: BattleHymn on March 22, 2014, 10:43:41 AM
No, but not that she doesn't try.

It was after an accident that she had  her jaw wired open.

It's uncomfortable, attracting flying insects and scattering half-chewed food all about.

Do you think this could be a partial explanation? 

Gorillas grin like us, but mean something different (http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-01/31/gorilla-grins)

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One, a "play face", featuring an open mouth and showing no teeth, denotes a playful mood, usually accompanied with physical contact. Another, which is open-mouthed and displaying top teeth, could be a submissive smile -- as it mixes the play face and a bared-teeth expression, which indicates appeasement.