The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Lacarnut on March 20, 2014, 04:27:36 PM
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MEDICARE PART G
You are a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and A.C. and all the health care you need.
Need new teeth. No problem. Need glasses. That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart. They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go to a nursing home.
And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT???!!!
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HI-5
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Best news this senior has gotten in a long time -- where do I sign up :whistling: :cheersmate:
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Toughest part of the plan is deciding on the four.
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Toughest part of the plan is deciding on the four.
Nancy P.
Harry R.
Lindsay G.
.....and 533 more....I chipped in POTUS and the VP.
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Toughest part of the plan is deciding on the four.
No, the toughest part would be LIMITING it to "just 4". :lmao: