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Title: Naked woman arrested trying to visit husband in jail, police said
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 20, 2014, 07:27:45 AM
Some things make you go "Hmmm . . . . " :confused:

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Naked woman arrested trying to visit husband in jail, police said

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Maura Fussell

A 26-year-old woman was arrested after police said she showed up to jail naked and drunk.
 
According to Arlington County Police, the woman, 26-year-old Maura Fussell, of Reston, arrived at the magistrate’s office Saturday evening to visit her husband, who had been arrested in Clarendon early in the day.
 
When the officers told her she had to put clothes on or get in a cab and go home, she refused. Police arrested Fussell with indecent exposure and being drunk in public. She was held at the jail until she sobered up, police said.

That's the entire piece.

http://dccrimestories.com/2014/03/19/naked-woman-arrested-trying-to-visit-husband-in-jail-police-said/

She doesn't look bad, at least in the mugshot . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested trying to visit husband in jail, police said
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 20, 2014, 07:42:43 AM
Well, at least she wasn't trying to smuggle in any contraband items...

 :-)
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested trying to visit husband in jail, police said
Post by: Maxiest on March 20, 2014, 08:07:42 AM
Hate when this happens...
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested trying to visit husband in jail, police said
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 20, 2014, 08:55:40 AM
Some fellows have all the luck...Me...I had a hard time getting them naked...at home...in the dark...after 10 pm...after drinks...on Saturday night...in July.
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested trying to visit husband in jail, police said
Post by: Wineslob on March 20, 2014, 09:20:39 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 20, 2014, 08:55:40 AM
Some fellows have all the luck...Me...I had a hard time getting them naked...at home...in the dark...after 10 pm...after drinks...on Saturday night...in July.




 :loser:



 :-)
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested trying to visit husband in jail, police said
Post by: thundley4 on March 20, 2014, 10:11:03 AM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 20, 2014, 07:42:43 AM
Well, at least she wasn't trying to smuggle in any contraband items...

 :-)

Can you be sure of that?
Title: Re: Naked woman arrested trying to visit husband in jail, police said
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 20, 2014, 10:23:34 AM
Quote from: thundley4 on March 20, 2014, 10:11:03 AM
Can you be sure of that?
Not without risking getting your eye shot out.