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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on March 19, 2014, 09:08:52 PM

Title: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: franksolich on March 19, 2014, 09:08:52 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018590908

Oh my.

Amber's been busy, busy, busy; busy as a bee.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)    Wed Mar 19, 2014, 07:26 PM

I now have three pieces on Consignment!

I made one necklace and two bracelets today!

I just finished the lecher on how to make an Artists Portfolio and was waiting for the Writing Group to meet. So I went to the Jewelry Making Studio to wait. Everyone thought they were so nice I went ahead and placed them for sale.
 
They are on Open Consignment. First to Bisbee, then to Phoenix if they don't see in Bisbee.

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        (57,941 posts)    Wed Mar 19, 2014, 07:27 PM

1. Pics, please!

If you get a chance, I wanna see 'em!

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)    Wed Mar 19, 2014, 07:28 PM

2. I didn't take any.

I didn't think to!

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rurallib (34,066 posts)    Wed Mar 19, 2014, 09:04 PM

3. Good luck or karma or whatever.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)    Wed Mar 19, 2014, 09:05 PM

4. Thanks!

I am also working on a painting. Between this and the coffee shop, I am happily busy!
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: BattleHymn on March 19, 2014, 09:10:27 PM
No way.  No way was she trying to spell "lecture". 


She's got to be teasing us. 
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2014, 09:11:43 PM
Bisbee, Arizona.

It's the big time, boys.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2014, 09:12:02 PM
No way.  No way was she trying to spell "lecture". 


She's got to be teasing us. 
Well, she is from Missouri.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 19, 2014, 09:14:10 PM
Bisbee, Arizona.

It's the big time, boys.


     Bisbee is an artist colony in Southern Arizona. If it was a colony for GOOD artists, you'd have heard of it.

     
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: franksolich on March 19, 2014, 09:15:20 PM
Maybe Amber should hook up with Mrs. Alfred Packer, the "hippywife" primitive, on esty.

That's where Mrs. Alfred Packer went after hippyhubby Wild Bill forced her to give up hanging around on Skins's island, because she was paying more attention to the primitives than to him.

She's been selling jewelry on esty, for a while now.

But most of her sales seem to be to inmates of the nursing home where she works.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: BattleHymn on March 19, 2014, 09:15:32 PM
Well, she is from Missouri.

:hammer:  
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 19, 2014, 09:16:26 PM

     "Finishing the lecher" is probably what's filling Amber's savings jar.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2014, 10:04:53 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)    Wed Mar 19, 2014, 07:26 PM

I now have three pieces on Consignment!

I made one necklace and two bracelets today!

She'd have made more, but she kept eating the macaroni.

(http://www.teaching-tiny-tots.com/image-files/pasta-bracelet.jpg)
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Purple Sage on March 19, 2014, 10:11:04 PM
This person does not have a college degree.  Not even in basket weaving.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2014, 10:14:56 PM
This person does not have a college degree.  Not even in basket weaving.
Her Facebook profile says she only attended college.  There's nothing there about graduating.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Purple Sage on March 19, 2014, 10:32:23 PM
Her Facebook profile says she only attended college.  There's nothing there about graduating.

She's referring to high school?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018504651

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Knightraven (261 posts)
2. Hang in there Lady!

You are smart and have the Degree to show it! They will come around and see they have a chance at gold for a bargain. You'll see!

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Response to Knightraven (Reply #2)Fri Oct 25, 2013, 01:59 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)
4. Thank You.

I don't know if you are flirting or being encouraging. But thank you.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2014, 10:34:01 PM
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Knightraven (261 posts)
2. Hang in there Lady!

You are smart and have the Degree to show it! They will come around and see they have a chance at gold for a bargain. You'll see!
The brain-damaged random capitalization still makes me laugh. :lmao:

She should have put that in her Jar and saved it for a rainy day.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 19, 2014, 11:25:11 PM
I see this retard is pulling out her lesbian sock again.  ::)
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2014, 11:27:36 PM
Her Facebook profile says she only attended college.  There's nothing there about graduating.

She has claimed in posts to have a degree in communications from Missouri State University.

Anyone who has read her posts understands she is a "special needs" DUmmy.

She will earn a college degree right after rsmithnumbers receives his Nobel Prize for Literature.

Her degree claim reminds me of the Wizard of Oz, where the scarecrow is awarded a ThD, a Doctor of Thinkology degree.

Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: BattleHymn on March 19, 2014, 11:46:27 PM
She has claimed in posts to have a degree in communications from Missouri Southern State University.

Just a minor correction to your information.  If she's actually said MSU before, I missed it.  

MSU has enough problems without worrying about this DUmbass being an alumna.

Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 20, 2014, 12:12:41 AM
Just a minor correction to your information.  If she's actually said MSU before, I missed it.  

MSU has enough problems without worrying about this DUmbass being an alumna.
It may have been Missouri Southern; I don't recall because it was way back when she first started her DOTY campaign.

I know it was a Joplin campus, and she claimed to have earned a degree in communications.

It's kind of like nadin's history degree - Amber is a trained communicator.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Purple Sage on March 20, 2014, 12:22:49 AM

It's kind of like nadin's history degree - Amber is a trained communicator.

Surely she's a mole.  The perfect mole.  Real life couldn't be this funny.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 20, 2014, 12:29:20 AM
Surely she's a mole.  The perfect mole.  Real life couldn't be this funny.


     She said she has novels written, just waiting to be published. True story.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Purple Sage on March 20, 2014, 12:31:19 AM

     She said she has novels written, just waiting to be published. True story.

Egads.  How would you like to be her editor?   :panic:
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Carl on March 20, 2014, 09:46:11 AM
She still does not realize she is in a mental institution.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: Texacon on March 20, 2014, 10:35:21 AM
After the lecher she should have been smart enough to take a pitcher of those baubles.

KC
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: sharkhawk on March 20, 2014, 10:37:40 AM
She finished 2 bracelets and a necklace in one day.  What did she put some beads on a string?  Great art I'm sure.  It's sounds like the crazy house is running a sweat shop.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 20, 2014, 10:44:00 AM
She still does not realize she is in a mental institution.


     I am beginning to think that's the case. We are dealing with a profoundly ill woman who, in her efforts to literally suck on a tit, has enlisted the figurative tit of Arizona taxpayers. Meanwhile, she paints macaroni and calls it jewelry.

     Imagine the boon to the artistic traditions of Western Civilization when she realizes the possibilities that arise when water is introduced to dirt.
Title: Re: Amber finishes the lecher
Post by: lastparker on March 20, 2014, 11:43:59 AM
a ThD, a Doctor of Thinkology degree.

 :-) :-) :-)

The scarecrow's song is the ringtone I set up for my husband....