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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2014, 09:05:08 PM
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Wed Mar 19, 2014, 08:45 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)
I have been seriously thinking of getting this tattoo
(sketch of a sleazy tramp-stamp-type tattoo)
It would be a little cheaper that the phoenix one I was thinking about and it is really cool!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018590989
Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Wed Mar 19, 2014, 08:49 PM
Star Member panader0 (10,583 posts)
1. How can you afford a tattoo on a budget?
Response to panader0 (Reply #1)
Wed Mar 19, 2014, 08:59 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)
2. As with many things, I have a savings Jar.
I have a jar that I have started putting spare change into. This is my " I am going to do something crazy" fund. I am going to use the money from my consignment sales for saving for a new camera. The money from the coffee shop is what HUD counts till I start making more than $500 a month with the art. My small apt. is only $174 out of my monthly income and thanks to a coupon/shopping guru I live next to, I have been able to spread my $189 in Snaps a LONG way.
Oh the apt. is all utilities included. It also has Wi-Fi. But that has been going in and out lately, the owner is thinking of changing providers.
And next door neighbor is an accountant. He lives for numbers. I have been picking his brain.
$174, utilities included. For deadbeats, Tucson is truly the Promised Land.
And her neighbor is an accountant. You always find the sharpest CPAs in a Section 8 slum.
Response to panader0 (Reply #1)
Wed Mar 19, 2014, 09:02 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)
4. And there is a shop here that will do it for $40.
So right now my fund is at $15. And they did say they were going to do a % off sale in the summer.
Yeah, I have been doing my homework!
Nothing spells success more clearly than a forty-dollar tat.
Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Wed Mar 19, 2014, 09:01 PM
Star Member yuiyoshida (2,800 posts)
3. I would love a tattoo however I can not get one..
Not if I want to visit an Onsen (Hot Springs) or Outdoor Roten Buro.
Some beaches in Japan do not allow tattoos as well.
There are some ways that Japan is more civilized than the West.
Response to yuiyoshida (Reply #3)
Wed Mar 19, 2014, 09:03 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)
5. I know the feeling.
This is going to take a little time to save. But as long as I don't splurge I'll make it!
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So the "government" (i.e. taxpayers) are paying for her crappy little apartment while she uses her money to save for a tattoo. Oh yeah, I feel so happy about the work that the government does to help low income workers :whatever:
There is a reason that my personal charitable donations go to my local church and organizations focused on children and to the poor overseas. A large portion of the poor in this country are poor due to their own life choices and inability to prioritize.
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Fear not! She has a savings jar! :rotf:
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So the "government" (i.e. taxpayers) are paying for her crappy little apartment while she uses her money to save for a tattoo. Oh yeah, I feel so happy about the work that the government does to help low income workers :whatever:
There is a reason that my personal charitable donations go to my local church and organizations focused on children and to the poor overseas. A large portion of the poor in this country are poor due to their own life choices and inability to prioritize.
Hell, in Massachusetts the Tattoo parlors accept EBT cards.
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)
4. And there is a shop here that will do it for $40.
So right now my fund is at $15. And they did say they were going to do a % off sale in the summer.
Yeah, I have been doing my homework!
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A $40 tattoo... that's gonna look good.
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The Tucson Tart's new tat: A full-color picture of Cthulhu on her pubis, with its tendrils wrapped around her vulva and around back. Across her belly, Into the Mouth of Madness.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JwZDq3pzr_g/TkH7RMIryNI/AAAAAAAAAdA/rRjs2auwnwM/s1600/cthulhu_by_almanegra.jpg)
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So the "government" (i.e. taxpayers) are paying for her crappy little apartment while she uses her money to save for a tattoo.
It is infuriating. Basically, the good folks in Arizona are paying for her fugly tat.
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It's good to know she has her priorities straight.
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So the "government" (i.e. taxpayers) are paying for her crappy little apartment while she uses her money to save for a tattoo.
It's how every f'n one of the welfare recipients I've ever encountered think. ...and they wonder why they're broke. Dumb ass decisions = dumbass stations in life.
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This is my " I am going to do something crazy" fund
Here's an idea for your "crazy fund": Support yourself you parasite!
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I prefer scars to tattoos (I have several. Scars, not tats.)
They usually have a better story attached to them, and it usually doesn't start off, "Well, we got drunk and..."
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Well if nothing else, she has enough backside for the tattoo to fit.
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I wonder who is actually going to get close enough to her to read that tat ? (earth, air, fire, water)
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I wonder who is actually going to get close enough to her to read that tat ? (earth, air, fire, water)
Maybe Chief Good Anddrunk
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Advice to Amber.
In her job she must run into the Asian community, the women you want to be friends with have cosmetic tattoos. Much goes on in the underground Asian Society so she should put the word out she has $75.00- to $100.00 to get a eye brow and eye lining job and if satisfied will later go for the rouge and lip lining.
Benefits, this is forever makeup, no spending ever again one cent on cosmetics. Look the same all the time and only up keep is to wash the face and apply sun screen every day.
These idiot females that spend hundreds of bucks on a tattoo that is not to be seen by anyone unless they are behind them when they are naked is most odd as for the same amount of money they can have their face that they present to the public re sculptured and any defects hidden.
Skin is interesting, one can gain weight or loose weight, the Tattoo seems to keep up with all of this and never gets out of control.
To Mark the skin is an Ancient human tradition, like gold fish in a bowl the one with the different markings cause our attention.
Amber wants to mark her body for some reason, who the heck knows what her Tat means but herself.
Go for the makeup, the face she wants to present to the world that is permanent and the time and cost of buying stuff that does make a difference is significant.
Amber , the tat you want is stupid, who is going to see it or understand what the heck it means.
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What a stupid piece of shit.
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I prefer scars to tattoos (I have several. Scars, not tats.)
They usually have a better story attached to them, and it usually doesn't start off, "Well, we got drunk and..."
Few of mine do. :lmao:
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I can't say it changes my opinion of women with an age ending in something other than ''-teen" who think getting tats is a good idea. It's a stupid idea for the young ones too, but I make some allowances for youth and inexperience.
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I can't say it changes my opinion of women with an age ending in something other than ''-teen" who think getting tats is a good idea. It's a stupid idea for the young ones too, but I make some allowances for youth and inexperience.
She's 36.
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She's 36.
I know. The first sentence of that post is the part directly relating to her.
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Considering the testosterone and intelligence level of DUmmie menz....her tramp stamp had better be "This End Up".
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The tat should be a red "L" on her forehead.
Seems fitting.
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Hey Amber, here's another idea for all that 'extra' money you're hoarding.
Pay back the people who contributed to your paypal account to get your parasitic self to Tucson. Surely you kept records of your benefactors.
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(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/1/7/7/2177.jpg?v=1)
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,951 posts)
2. As with many things, I have a savings Jar.
I have a jar that I have started putting spare change into. This is my " I am going to do something crazy" fund.
You stupid ****ing leech. I have a "savings jar" too but it is in the form of a bank account. I put a percentage of the paychecks I get from the 3 jobs (yes, you lazy bitch, 3 jobs) I work into this "savings jar" to use to pay my taxes at the end of the year, not to "do something crazy". I just got my returns back from my accountant and the contents of my "savings jar" will be depleted so parasites like you can drift thru life expecting me to pay for your housing, food, health care and birth control, while you do "something crazy" like get a useless tattoo with the money you should be using to pay for your basic life needs.
I would like to do "something crazy" with the money in my "savings jar" like take my wife on the trip to Europe that she was been wanting to go on for years, or set it aside for my Grandson's college fund, but I need to pay for lazy DUmmies like you who feel that body art is more important than being responsible for yourself.
**** you very much you worthless piece of shit.
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Great People's Cube link. Bad Ink? Obamacare's got your back. :rotf:
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You stupid ****ing leech. I have a "savings jar" too but it is in the form of a bank account. I put a percentage of the paychecks I get from the 3 jobs (yes, you lazy bitch, 3 jobs) I work into this "savings jar" to use to pay my taxes at the end of the year, not to "do something crazy". I just got my returns back from my accountant and the contents of my "savings jar" will be depleted so parasites like you can drift thru life expecting me to pay for your housing, food, health care and birth control, while you do "something crazy" like get a useless tattoo with the money you should be using to pay for your basic life needs.
I would like to do "something crazy" with the money in my "savings jar" like take my wife on the trip to Europe that she was been wanting to go on for years, or set it aside for my Grandson's college fund, but I need to pay for lazy DUmmies like you who feel that body art is more important than being responsible for yourself.
**** you very much you worthless piece of shit.
Hearty handshake and Hi5 to you sir! Keep on fighting the good fight!
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She's going to get a Sluttoo...her fellow Section 8 buds must be soooo proud.
If only the wolves would get her 1st... :-)
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:ohnoes:
She has a savings jar!!!! :runaway:
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:ohnoes:
She has a savings jar!!!! :runaway:
Makes one wonder if it said "Tips" before arriving at its new home?
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Makes one wonder if it said "Tips" before arriving at its new home?
More likely it was one of those "Have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny take a penny". jars you see at convenience stores.
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I like how she talks about stretching out almost $200 a month worth of food stamps as if it were some kind of challenge. That is a lot of foodstamps for one person for one month. Especially one that has access to a kitchen.
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I like how she talks about stretching out almost $200 a month worth of food stamps as if it were some kind of challenge. That is a lot of foodstamps for one person for one month. Especially one that has access to a kitchen.
Perhaps it is for someone of a normal size, but Amber is anything but normal.
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:ohnoes:
She has a savings jar!!!! :runaway:
That would put her well into the top 1% on the island! Quickly, she must be ostracized and ridiculed until she pays her fair share!
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I like how she talks about stretching out almost $200 a month worth of food stamps as if it were some kind of challenge. That is a lot of foodstamps for one person for one month. Especially one that has access to a kitchen.
Plus breakfasts and lunches are probably provided for patients who work at the inmate coffee shop.