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Title: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: EagleKeeper on March 19, 2014, 02:12:33 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (131,428 posts)

Today I met an actual flat earther

no really.

At the coffee shop, they were attacking Neil DeGrasse Tyson and all kinds of atheists for all things like not having social services, or support mechanisms for drug addicts.

Well, after pointing out that these programs did exist...

http://luxury.rehabs.com/alcohol-rehab/atheists/

This woman went into how this is another religion and God made the earth, and all that. So I asked calmly, if she uses electricity every day?

That is god's will... that is a direct quote.

No that is Maxwell's equations and applied science and technology.

You do not understand, the world is the center and the sun goes around the Earth...

I calmly said to her that if she believed atheism and science was a form of theology she had no idea what the term meant, or what real spirituality was. I also told her that she would be far more comfortable in a world without science, meaning no modern medicine, electricity, the internet she was obviously using. refrigeration, and all sorts of things she used but barely understood.


Then she said, but you do not understand, the universe has no proof of explosion, or that heresy the big bank. At which point I called out the announcement of two days ago on my smart phone. She was all but happy. I put my cup of coffee back where the used cups go, and then bid my goodbyes and walked away. I really did not feel like getting into a fight. But all this is coming out because of Cosmos. It is making these people nuts.

But now I know, they are out there for real, beyond websites and my TV. Oh and yes, she said I was going to burn in hell. I did not feel like posting out that hell is a belief and there is no proof that it exists.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024691718

Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Rebel on March 19, 2014, 02:19:40 PM
And..........who believes all that bullshit?
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: franksolich on March 19, 2014, 02:21:17 PM
And..........who believes all that bullshit?

I dunno.

She's so out of it, at times I wonder if the cousin exists.
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 19, 2014, 02:26:23 PM

     Odd how a liberal always shows up at the exact moment someone is talking about..."Neil DeGrasse Tyson."

     Nads, you want to know what people talk about these days? NOTHING. MAYBE the NCAA tournament. MAYBE.

     And even in that case, they would look at you and think, "Gee, I should really go see if Throw Momma From The Train is on Netflix."
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Karin on March 19, 2014, 02:28:26 PM
 :lmao:  It never fails.  Give them some stupid topic only they care about, and they immediately make up stories.  Didn't happen, Nadin, and it's too obvious.  And nobody cares about Cosmos, the ratings tanked.  Nobody's head is exploding.
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Carl on March 19, 2014, 02:32:17 PM
:wtf2:

That just elevated the bar for the "stupidest thing ever written" award.
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Rebel on March 19, 2014, 02:33:58 PM
    Odd how a liberal always shows up at the exact moment someone is talking about..."Neil DeGrasse Tyson."

     Nads, you want to know what people talk about these days? NOTHING. MAYBE the NCAA tournament. MAYBE.

     And even in that case, they would look at you and think, "Gee, I should really go see if Throw Momma From The Train is on Netflix."

Only time I ever hear it talked about is on DU. What the hell difference is there between ratings-sloth "The Cosmos" and any other show about the big bang on Discovery, History Channel, TLC, etc.? Not a damn thing. Insinuating that people are actually talking about this show, and never had these "conversations" before, is T-Total bullshit. gNads is a ****ing liar. Plain and simple. I see documentaries on Netflix similar to that Cosmos BS all the damn time. Not like I'm about to strike up some conversation about it every where I go. Just damn.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 19, 2014, 02:34:02 PM
And..........who believes all that bullshit?

Thing is, what human can understand it?  It's a typical gNads word mess....cubed.

Evidently, cub reporter Blob got a look at the ratings.   :rotf:


:wtf2:

That just elevated the bar for the "stupidest thing ever written" award.

Can't argue that.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Rebel on March 19, 2014, 02:38:21 PM
:lmao:  It never fails.  Give them some stupid topic only they care about, and they immediately make up stories.  Didn't happen, Nadin, and it's too obvious.  And nobody cares about Cosmos, the ratings tanked.  Nobody's head is exploding.

Exactly. I prefer this guys show:


(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ancient-aliens-it-was-aliens.jpg)


 :lmao:
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 19, 2014, 02:41:22 PM
Exactly. I prefer this guys show:


I know!  I laugh a lot.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: dutch508 on March 19, 2014, 02:41:56 PM
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Then she said, but you do not understand, the universe has no proof of explosion, or that heresy the big bank. At which point I called out the announcement of two days ago on my smart phone. She was all but happy. I put my cup of coffee back where the used cups go, and then bid my goodbyes and walked away.

I'm sorry, but what?  The announcement of two days ago? Is she talking about this:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/17/tech/innovation/big-bang-gravitational-waves/

Because of how potentially important these results are, they must be viewed with skepticism, said David Spergel, professor of astrophysics at Princeton University. The measurement is a very difficult one to make and could easily be contaminated. There are, as it stands, some "oddities" in the results that could be concerning, he said.

That's all cool and shit, but I am not sure what it has to do with putting the used cups away... Where the **** is Nadin that the palce re-uses cups?
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: EagleKeeper on March 19, 2014, 02:43:37 PM
Is gNads entering her rsmithnumbers phase?

I really liked this part...
 
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You do not understand, the world is the center and the sun goes around the Earth...

 :rofl: Yeah...that really happened you guys!!1

Oh, did I mention that I am watching "How the Universe Works: Expanded Editon"?

Trust me when I say that I just checked and my head has not exploded.


Edit: Fergot a word
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 19, 2014, 02:43:46 PM
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At which point I called out the announcement of two days ago on my smart phone.

Which, of course, inspired you to create this Bazooka Joe of stupid.
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 19, 2014, 02:45:51 PM
I'm sorry, but what?  The announcement of two days ago? Is she talking about this:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/17/tech/innovation/big-bang-gravitational-waves/

Because of how potentially important these results are, they must be viewed with skepticism, said David Spergel, professor of astrophysics at Princeton University. The measurement is a very difficult one to make and could easily be contaminated. There are, as it stands, some "oddities" in the results that could be concerning, he said.

That's all cool and shit, but I am not sure what it has to do with putting the used cups away... Where the **** is Nadin that the palce re-uses cups?


Nearly impossible to decipher, but I'm betting, ....yes.

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It is making these people nuts.

Uh, no. 
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 19, 2014, 02:55:02 PM

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Then she said, but you do not understand, the universe has no proof of explosion, or that heresy the big bank.


     Point of order, Big Bank Hank has been rapping for decades now. Here he is with the rest of Sugarhill Gang:

(http://www.bet.com/news/music/2013/07/09/sugar-hill-gang-s-master-gee-and-wonder-mike-talk-finding-loopholes/_jcr_content/featuredMedia/newsitemimage.newsimage.dimg/070913-music-Sugar-Hill-Gang.jpg)
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Purple Sage on March 19, 2014, 03:09:40 PM
Reading gNads word salads

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_onQvIg4FVII/S86K1WHVUhI/AAAAAAAACes/uYHh3GsLssU/s400/migraine.jpg)
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 19, 2014, 03:13:35 PM
Reading gNads word salads

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_onQvIg4FVII/S86K1WHVUhI/AAAAAAAACes/uYHh3GsLssU/s400/migraine.jpg)


     And her creating her word salads:

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoOnWpiwEEDVmDdtAXQU9j_TQMZDg36rsYegdu_b-mMVANmNHtIA)
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2014, 04:40:10 PM
Well, that's a pretty awful bouncy, but rest assured that nadin did not author it.

The spelling, grammar, and sentence structure are those of someone who speaks English, which excludes nadin.

Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: BattleHymn on March 19, 2014, 04:49:58 PM
And even in that case, they would look at you and think, "Gee, I should really go see if Throw Momma From The Train is on Netflix."

Do you think that might be due to nad's passing resemblance to Mama?

(http://www.alcohollywood.com/wp-content/uploads//ep64-throwmomma.jpg)

Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 19, 2014, 04:54:09 PM
Do you think that might be due to nad's passing resemblance to Mama?

(http://www.alcohollywood.com/wp-content/uploads//ep64-throwmomma.jpg)




Well,

(http://www.eastcountymagazine.org/sites/eastcountymagazine.org/files/2013/December/NadinAbbott.JPG)

+

(http://www.awallpapersonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bulldog-1600x1200-300x225.jpg)


=

(http://www.alcohollywood.com/wp-content/uploads//ep64-throwmomma.jpg)

Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Airwolf on March 19, 2014, 05:15:43 PM
Anyone that believes the BS that Neil Degasse Tyson is spreading is forgetting the fact that Scientist once said the earth was flat , That man would never fly and other gems of total bullshit. Then again El Guapo is the best fertilizer spreader on DU.
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: BattleHymn on March 19, 2014, 05:17:19 PM
I'm a flat-earther.



I can guarantee that any earth nads steps on will be flat.
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 19, 2014, 05:19:06 PM
I'm a flat-earther.



I can guarantee that any earth nads steps on will be flat.


 :rotf:
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: HawkHogan on March 19, 2014, 06:37:54 PM
Nadin, what the hell is the "big bank" theory?
Does that mean the universe is "too big to fail?"

And stop with the flat earther crap.   I've never met one person that actually believes that crap.  It's more projection by liberals. 

Also, Dummies voted for this guy...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs23CjIWMgA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2014, 07:33:23 PM
Imagine...

Imagine what this would sound like:

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she would be far more comfortable in a world without science, meaning no modern medicine, electricity, the internet she was obviously using. refrigeration, and all sorts of things she used but barely understood.

coming out of gNad's pie hole.

Someone sitting at the next table with his back turned would say, "Hey, did somebody step on a duck? A Polish-Mexican duck?"
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: delilahmused on March 19, 2014, 08:19:10 PM
Sometimes I wish Nad's would quit being so quotable so as to let some other turd rise to the top.

Cindie
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Freeper on March 19, 2014, 08:33:17 PM
Exactly. I prefer this guys show:


(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ancient-aliens-it-was-aliens.jpg)


 :lmao:

Did you ever read the credits at the end of the show, your name shows up lol.
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: franksolich on March 19, 2014, 08:58:30 PM
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zappaman (11,380 posts)    Wed Mar 19, 2014, 04:17 PM

44. It sucks that one can't even go to a coffee shop without being harassed by

someone who thinks they know it all when they really don't!

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pintobean (11,665 posts)    Wed Mar 19, 2014, 04:33 PM

49. Bouncy Beef Balls For Soup

http://trucvy-zoe.blogspot.com/2010/12/bouncy-beef-balls-for-soup.html

Winter is approaching, and what is better to have than a bowl of soup? I usually like to make Vietnamese beef soup, Thai's hot hot, and so on. Bouncing beef balls is crunchy in texture, firm and truly delicious. Below is Mrs. Apple's recipe.

"Bouncy," "ball," "crunchy"-- :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 19, 2014, 09:06:15 PM

And stop with the flat earther crap.   I've never met one person that actually believes that crap.  It's more projection by liberals. 

Simpletons have to default to easy things.  It gives them comfort.
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Rebel on March 19, 2014, 10:38:39 PM
Did you ever read the credits at the end of the show, your name shows up lol.

 :naughty:  I'm banging the hot makeup chick.
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Freeper on March 20, 2014, 06:45:45 AM
:naughty:  I'm banging the hot makeup chick.

Is she an alien?
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Rebel on March 20, 2014, 07:36:44 AM
Is she an alien?

I'll never tell.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Franks cousin posts a bouncy
Post by: Maxiest on March 20, 2014, 08:37:56 AM
I always like to pick out one little part of a bouncy to show how bullshit it is:

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Oh and yes, she said I was going to burn in hell. I did not feel like posting out that hell is a belief and there is no proof that it exists.

Really?  She said that?  I don't think so.... gnuts.