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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2014, 01:51:11 PM
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Finally, Dummy Elad got off his dead ass and put up the CalPig's Dead DUmmy forum.
Let's hope its population grows by leaps and bounds.
Wed Mar 19, 2014, 02:12 PM
Star Member uppityperson (83,129 posts)
THANKS ADMIN, In Memoriam page. RIP Duers.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=inmemoriam
There are names with avatar and a link to an appropriate post about their passing.
I did a quick search and didn't see a notice in GD, if there is already, please let me know and I'll delete this.
Thread in Announcements in case you notice someone missing or want to say thank you there.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10133577
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024691359
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And they're still voting (at least the ones from Chicago).
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Oh my.
:-)
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I have a suggestion for Skimmer and his flunkies to improve the Dead DUmmy forum.
How about color coding the entries? One color for overdoses, another color for suicides, another for killed by police, another for drug deals gone bad, etc.
The rainbow of colors would make the forum more entertaining.
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Well that brightens my day,hopefully it is a forum that will grow by leaps and bounds!
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I have a suggestion for Skimmer and his flunkies to improve the Dead DUmmy forum.
How about color coding the entries? One color for overdoses, another color for suicides, another for killed by police, another for drug deals gone bad, etc.
The rainbow of colors would make the forum more entertaining.
Wouldn't a rainbow be more appropriate for the ghey ones who dies of AIDS?
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Someone got left out.
Wed Mar 19, 2014, 01:04 PM
monmouth3 (2,976 posts)
4. MiddleFingerMom???
Wed Mar 19, 2014, 01:05 PM
Wait Wut (7,818 posts)
6. Thank you, EarlG.
Could you please add MFM?
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I have a suggestion for Skimmer and his flunkies to improve the Dead DUmmy forum.
How about color coding the entries? One color for overdoses, another color for suicides, another for killed by police, another for drug deals gone bad, etc.
The rainbow of colors would make the forum more entertaining.
I just found out how the primitive woman bothered by cold weather, the prominent Andyite "TroubleInWinter" primitive, died. I knew a long time ago she'd passed from this time and place, but didn't know why--I'd suspected it was due to terminal fatness, as she was built like a Samoan queen.
Apparently a head-on car accident. I'm surprised her girth wasn't enough to save her, though.
She was a real sour-ass.
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Any Tom_in_Tib listings? :popcorn: :-)
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Any Tom_in_Tib listings? :popcorn: :-)
It looks to me as if the forum's still "under construction."
There should be more primitives there, and I hope the elusive enigmatic Elad remembers to keep looking, so as to include them all.
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Why can't they ALL be dead, and be taken off as they're revealed to be alive?
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Wouldn't a rainbow be more appropriate for the ghey ones who dies of AIDS?
A Buick with rotting ooze dripping from it for bobo. :-)
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Why can't they ALL be dead, and be taken off as they're revealed to be alive?
Be patient.
I checked the new forum immediately as I found out about it--maybe an hour ago?--and just now re-checked it. There were some new names added during that one single hour.
So maybe we'll see a groundswelling.
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Be patient.
I checked the new forum immediately as I found out about it--maybe an hour ago?--and just now re-checked it. There were some new names added during that one single hour.
So maybe we'll see a groundswelling.
Maybe this will be the thing that finally drives people like LocoNuts over the edge...seeing their name memorialized forever, like the Yankee Monument Park or the Cowboy Ring of Honor.
One can hope.
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About freaking time.
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Hey, a place I can piss on! :)
May it grow exponentially.
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The dead ones listed so far:
5thGenDemocrat
alarcajon
AlienGirl
alljunkmail
Andy_Stephenson
AzLady
BartCop
BeHereNow
birdman
blondeatleast
DWolper
eggbeater
ElizabethEdwards
erma
fearsidhe
Fovea
givemebackmycountry
Grateful For Hope
hayu_lol
JacksonB57
JanusAscending
K8-EEE
Khashka
Khephra
Longhorn
MASSAFRA
MazeRat7
MedicalAdmin
merci_me
MiddleFingerMom
Mikimouse
Monkeyman
never_cry_wolf
nicknameless
nostamj
oneighty
PBS Poll-435
playahata1
PurityOfEssence
rebel with a cause
Redstone*
Sapphire Blue
Scottie72
Senator
SmileyRose
stevedeshazer
TommyO
troubleinwinter
Wiley50
Zodiak
*Chief S itting Bull, the Greatest Primitive Ever
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I have a suggestion for Skimmer and his flunkies to improve the Dead DUmmy forum.
How about color coding the entries? One color for overdoses, another color for suicides, another for killed by police, another for drug deals gone bad, etc.
The rainbow of colors would make the forum more entertaining.
Don't forget AIDS. That one can be purple colored, or maybe a rainbow.
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Don't forget AIDS. That one can be purple colored, or maybe a rainbow.
Brown, with a little foam at the base.
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Frank, do you ever get any pangs of guilt about adding this one to the list?
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/killedandy_zps8e17eefb.jpg)
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Frank, do you ever get any pangs of guilt about adding this one to the list?
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/killedandy_zps8e17eefb.jpg)
Only in his pancreas.
Too soon?
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Frank, do you ever get any pangs of guilt about adding this one to the list?
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/killedandy_zps8e17eefb.jpg)
Oh my yes.
All the time.
I can't count the number of nights I've lost sleep the past nine years because of it.
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Wiley50
This one needs to be dug up and have a stake driven into it's chest then decapitated just to be sure. That much hate can have a zombie like effect if not dealt with properly.
Edited to fix grammar.
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This one needs to be dug up a stake driven into it's chest and decapitated just to be sure. That much hate can have a zombie like effect if not dealt with properly.
I always blamed the CalPig primitive for the freeloading bum the wily primitive's early demise.
When the wily primitive's landlord in Tennessee kicked him off the property, ol' wily headed west, to California, where he hoped to bum off of one of the sons he procreated during his wanton hippie days, and never paid for.
The CalPig primitive, as is her usual practice, wished him luck.
Seeing her on his thread, ol' wily asked if she could put him up in her Streisandian digs while he looked for his abandoned son.
The CalPig primitive never answered.
The freeloading bum the wily primitive soon thereafter died from exposure on a beach, near where the CalPig primitive lives in a great big huge multi-bedroom mansion.
Margaret could've put him up in one of her bedrooms, and no one would've ever even known he was there.
But no.....charity's for other people to do, not CalPig.
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I always blamed the CalPig primitive for the freeloading bum the wily primitive's early demise.
When the wily primitive's landlord in Tennessee kicked him off the property, ol' wily headed west, to California, where he hoped to bum off of one of the sons he procreated during his wanton hippie days, and never paid for.
The CalPig primitive, as is her usual practice, wished him luck.
Seeing her on his thread, ol' wily asked if she could put him up in her Streisandian digs while he looked for his abandoned son.
The CalPig primitive never answered.
The freeloading bum the wily primitive soon thereafter died from exposure on a beach, near where the CalPig primitive lives in a great big huge multi-bedroom mansion.
Margaret could've put him up in one of her bedrooms, and no one would've ever even known he was there.
But no.....charity's for other people to do, not CalPig.
Maybe her husband's seed was aching that night, Coach. That could be it.
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They're missing one of the funniest DUmmies of all, ThomWV, with his necklace of self-extracted teeth.
It was a great loss to the DUmp when he slithered off to Hell.
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They're missing one of the funniest DUmmies of all, ThomWV, with his necklace of self-extracted teeth.
It was a great loss to the DUmp when he slithered off to Hell.
Yeah.
They're missing him, and grouchy old Don, the "NNNLHOI" primitive too.
But I'm sure they'll show up.
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Also, no Tangerine LaBamba yet.
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Also, no Tangerine LaBamba yet.
I noticed that, but I thought she had been banned before she left. Is that not the case?
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I noticed that, but I thought she had been banned before she left. Is that not the case?
Knowing the magnanimous, forgiving nature of my fellow alum Skins, I think he'd let it go.
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Knowing the magnanimous, forgiving nature of my fellow alum Skins, I think he'd let it go.
The Dead DUmmies forum should accept banned DUmmies without discriminaton.
After all, they're sort of like illegal aliens.
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The Dead DUmmies forum should accept banned DUmmies without discriminaton.
After all, they're sort of like illegal aliens.
I hope so, because I'm sure there's a pretty good chance the banned "Taverner" primitive is going to show up there sooner or later, probaby sooner, and the primitives'd like to know about it.
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The DUmmies are probably scouring this board to find out which DUmmies have kicked the bucket since they generally care only about themselves and rarely notice when someone stops posting.
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Our clamoring for it constantly was the catalyst that finally brought the dead DUmmy forum into being.
Any DUmmy that denies this is...well, a DUmmy.
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Didn't "Blue Iris", noted for her awful Blue Iris semi nightly poetry in the lounge, become room temperature?
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I nominate that we dub it, The Clown Car
The more you stuff into it, the funnier it gets.
Yeah, I'm going to Hell.
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I nominate that we dub it, The Clown Car
The more you stuff into it, the funnier it gets.
Yeah, I'm going to Hell.
I'm with you.
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(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/killedandy_zps8e17eefb.jpg)
Thing is that wasn't his user name there. It was something like God_Bush_and Cheney.
The others are listed under their user names.
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(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/killedandy_zps8e17eefb.jpg)
Thing is that wasn't his user name there. It was something like God_Bush_and Cheney.
The others are listed under their user names.
He was the other name most of the time he was there.
But in November 2004, he created the Andy name too. I'm not sure if he ever used both at once.
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I nominate that we dub it, The Clown Car
The more you stuff into it, the funnier it gets.
Yeah, I'm going to Hell.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/dogsarelaughingatyou.jpg)
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I don't care what it's called as long as they're dead.
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I don't care what it's called as long as they're dead.
I'm enjoying reading the threads, it's kind of like a "best of" obituaries.
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I'm enjoying reading the threads, it's kind of like a "best of" obituaries.
Yeah. I still think the Khephra primitive thread they selected has got to be one of the funniest.
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It's already way outdated, and there's no link to it at the DUmp.
Early indications are the Dead DUmmy forum is going to be as successful as DUAC.
Our updates on nadin's resume have been a lot more successful.
I really think there would be more interest if Skimmer would adopt my suggestion of color-coding entries depending on what killed the DUmmy.
Each of the common DUmmykillers could be assigned a bright color: Overdose - red, Suicide - black, Drug deal gone bad - blue, Shot by cops - yellow, Murdered - chartreuse, AIDS - pink, Shot by homeowner during burglary - green, Natural causes - taupe, Drunken driving - purple, etc, etc...
Maybe he's afraid all the bright colors would give some fragile DUmmies seizures.
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It's already way outdated, and there's no link to it at the DUmp.
Early indications are the Dead DUmmy forum is going to be as successful as DUAC.
Our updates on nadin's resume have been a lot more successful.
I really think there would be more interest if Skimmer would adopt my suggestion of color-coding entries depending on what killed the DUmmy.
Each of the common DUmmykillers could be assigned a bright color: Overdose - red, Suicide - black, Drug deal gone bad - blue, Shot by cops - yellow, Murdered - chartreuse, AIDS - pink, Shot by homeowner during burglary - green, Natural causes - taupe, Drunken driving - purple, etc, etc...
Maybe he's afraid all the bright colors would give some fragile DUmmies seizures.
You need a matrixed approach, BUCKS...you just outlined a system for how they actually died. We need one for how DU thiinks they died, eg, Killed by Bush*, Murdered by the PNAC, Victim of HFCS, Assassinated by TPTB...
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It's already way outdated, and there's no link to it at the DUmp.
Early indications are the Dead DUmmy forum is going to be as successful as DUAC.
Our updates on nadin's resume have been a lot more successful.
I really think there would be more interest if Skimmer would adopt my suggestion of color-coding entries depending on what killed the DUmmy.
Each of the common DUmmykillers could be assigned a bright color: Overdose - red, Suicide - black, Drug deal gone bad - blue, Shot by cops - yellow, Murdered - chartreuse, AIDS - pink, Shot by homeowner during burglary - green, Natural causes - taupe, Drunken driving - purple, etc, etc...
Maybe he's afraid all the bright colors would give some fragile DUmmies seizures.
As DUmmies expiring from natural causes is extremely rare, Taupe would rarely be used. Why do you hate brownish gray people?
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Someone got left out.
Hold the phone! I didn't know the insufferable, and unfunny MFM passed? When, and how?
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Hold the phone! I didn't know the insufferable, and unfunny MFM passed? When, and how?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93908.0
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Hold the phone! I didn't know the insufferable, and unfunny MFM passed? When, and how?
It was great! And the world is just a little bit better place.
Likewise, in the absence of any updates in a long, long while, there's a good chance we're also rid of the corrupt Cleveland ward heeler, WCGreen.
He's been at the top of my dead pool for nearly three years.
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Thanks, Chris_
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It was great! And the world is just a little bit better place.
Likewise, in the absence of any updates in a long, long while, there's a good chance we're also rid of the corrupt Cleveland ward heeler, WCGreen.
He's been at the top of my dead pool for nearly three years.
Her last update was on the 8th of March, apparently he still has a pulse but has little or no awareness of who or where he is.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024629919
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Her last update was on the 8th of March, apparently he still has a pulse but has little or no awareness of who or where he is.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024629919
Calpig, the "human" fly-trap is slacking on her updates.
I guess nobody cares what happens to the water-closet primitive.
The link up there doesn't seem to work. Maybe this one will.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024629919
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Here's a DUmbass who thinks the CalPig is Mrs. Ward Heeler:
Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Original post)
Sat Mar 8, 2014, 01:51 PM
coldbeer (260 posts)
12. Hang in there CaliforniaPeggy
That's easy for me to say, but I really mean it.
I just cannot imagine new lungs and the stress
you must be going through. WCGreen has a great
wife.
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Here's a DUmbass who thinks the CalPig is Mrs. Ward Heeler:
I just checked. Nobody's been added since I first put up the list a page or two ago.
This, despite that some primitives, and some concerned people here, have pointed out omissions.
One wonders if my fellow alum Skins isn't customer-sensitive, heedful of the "wants" of his market.
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apparently he still has a pulse but has little or no awareness of who or where he is.
Then he's ready to re-engage in nuanced debate on DU. What's the problem? Why can't he log on?
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I think it would nice if we had a wish list. :whistling:
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I think it would nice if we had a wish list. :whistling:
We do it is called the DUmmie death pool.
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We do it is called the DUmmie death pool.
That doesn't count. There's no money involved.
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I just checked. Nobody's been added since I first put up the list a page or two ago.
This, despite that some primitives, and some concerned people here, have pointed out omissions.
One wonders if my fellow alum Skins isn't customer-sensitive, heedful of the "wants" of his market.
And except for Lord Marblehead's original notice in Announcements, there is no link to the list of expired lunatics.
It's as if the new forum doesn't really exist.
In death, as in life, the Dead DUmmies are floating around in no-man's land.
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That doesn't count. There's no money involved.
I would be open to an entry fee.
It would be just that much more to get excited about. I promise to donate any winnings to the tea party.
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I would be open to an entry fee.
It would be just that much more to get excited about. I promise to donate any winnings to the tea party.
A dirt-nap lottery.
We'd need a catchy name for it.
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I just checked. Nobody's been added since I first put up the list a page or two ago.
This, despite that some primitives, and some concerned people here, have pointed out omissions.
One wonders if my fellow alum Skins isn't customer-sensitive, heedful of the "wants" of his market.
One possible explanation for the lack of organization would be that Earl set it up.
Mistake #1.
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A dirt-nap lottery.
We'd need a catchy name for it.
Dead DUmmies down for the count? (too long)
Deceased DUmmie draft?
Departed DUmmies hand basket?
Bit the DUmmie dust.
Defunct DUmmie lottery?
Extinct Dumbasses?
Dummie corps-man? (shout out to Obummer there)
The DUnanimated list
Etc.
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Dead DUmmies down for the count? (too long)
Deceased DUmmie draft?
Departed DUmmies hand basket?
Bit the DUmmie dust.
Defunct DUmmie lottery?
Extinct Dumbasses?
Dummie corps-man? (shout out to Obummer there)
The DUnanimated list
Etc.
Made me think of the tooth fairy looking for a new name, ending up with "The Molanator.".
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Dead DUmmies down for the count? (too long)
Deceased DUmmie draft?
Departed DUmmies hand basket?
Bit the DUmmie dust.
Defunct DUmmie lottery?
Extinct Dumbasses?
Dummie corps-man? (shout out to Obummer there)
The DUnanimated list
Etc.
Meh, come to think about it. Dirt-nap Lottery, has a nice ring to it.
Proceeds to Ted Cruz.
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Instructions from the CalPig on how to find the Dead DUmmy forum:
Sun Mar 23, 2014, 11:41 AM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (108,218 posts)
Here's what Skinner said about finding the "In Memoriam" Page:
You can get to the wall by typing "in memoriam" in the google search box at the top of any page.
It's still hopelessly incomplete and Skimmer's flunkies are doing nothing to update it.
It's a great example of how deadbeat democrats work: have an idea - start work - drop it - forget about it
The Dead DUmmy forum is following the DUAC template.
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Instructions from the CalPig on how to find the Dead DUmmy forum:
It's still hopelessly incomplete and Skimmer's flunkies are doing nothing to update it.
It's a great example of how deadbeat democrats work: have an idea - start work - drop it - forget about it
The Dead DUmmy forum is following the DUAC template.
You realize that liberals always do things in a half-assed manner and then they will blame conservatives for it being messed up.
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You realize that liberals always do things in a half-assed manner and then they will blame conservatives for it being messed up.
Considering a full third of them were moles. :rotf: