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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Billiam Pitts on March 18, 2014, 09:02:31 AM
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MrScorpio (59,116 posts)
Are You A DUer?
"Are YOU a DUer?"
If you think that you're a DUer, please DO the following simple, ten question (with a bonus) quiz for immediate verification.
1. Would you fill the blank in the following phrase with only one of the two listed choices? - "Happiness is a warm _______." - Gun or Kitten.
2. Do you spend a lot of time online searching for and posting articles, essays and graphics that pertain to your particular areas of interest in order to give them (and yourself) the widest exposure possible?
3. Are your drinking and drug taking routines a matter of public record, somewhere in the DU archives, in your journal, mentioned in your sigline or posted as an avatar?
4. Do you consider "kicking" a valuable form of online social lubrication?
5. Do you have a strong personal feeling on everything? And when I say "everything," I really mean EVERYTHING.
6. Is getting picked for a DUzy a show-stopping way to make your day, all day?
7. Is nothing that any politician does either good enough for you, or too good for someone else that you're having a heated debate with?
8. Do you believe that any particular subject posted on DU requires either your most rapt and intense scrutiny, with an equally intense reply, or either your most disdainful contempt, with an equally combative or tedious reply?
9. Do you have a visceral reaction to particular user names?
10. Are you weird?
Bonus: Are you currently annoyed because the list didn't highlight something that you think should be there?
Find out how you've done with YES answers and post the results below :
6 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
8-11 - You are an Ãœber DÃœer!
2 (33%)
5-7 - You're just a regular DUer
2 (33%)
3-4 - Are you sure that you're in the right place?
2 (33%)
1-2 - You're definitely a Freeper mole. Please MIRT yourself immediately!
0 (0%)
0 - You're not even alive, are you?
0 (0%)
1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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Question # 10. Are you weird? ...I bet they all missed that one.
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Bonus: Are you currently annoyed because the list didn't highlight something that you think should be there?
11. Are you incurably stupid. (they'd all get that one right)
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12. & 13 Do you see a psychiatrist and are you medicated?
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12. & 13 Do you see a psychiatrist and are you medicated?
...and 14. Do you self-medicate?
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Are you unemployed, and looking for a handout?
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In the past 24 hours, you have spilled bong water on yourself:
____2 times
____3 times
____5 times
____6 or more times
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15. Have you ever been diagnosed as having a mental illness?
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In the past 24 hours, you have spilled bong water on yourself:
____2 times
____3 times
____5 times
____6 or more times
24 business hours, mind you.
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15. Have you ever been diagnosed as having a mental illness?
Do you spend hours online bragging about said illnesses and the amount of drugs you take (that don't work) because of said illnesses? Do said illnesses give you justification for being losers?
Cindie
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16. Do you have body lice?
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16. Do you have body lice?
Correction: Have you had your body lice for so long, that you've named them? :-)
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17. Check the response that best describes you:
_____ Your Crazy Aunt lives in your attic
_____ You live in your Aunt's attic
_____ You share an attic with your Aunt
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1. Would you fill the blank in the following phrase with only one of the two listed choices? - "Happiness is a warm _______." - Gun or Kitten.
C). Jeep mounted, 7.62 Mini-gun. Because a 20 Mike Mike would crack the frame. :-)
The rest is psychotic, obsessive-compulsive, loner/loser bullcrap.
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18. Do you have more problems than those around you? Are all those problems caused by somebody other than yourself?
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19. Check all that apply to you:
______ The Democrat Party lives rent free in the empty space between your left and right ear.