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Title: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: JakeStyle on March 17, 2014, 10:42:01 PM
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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Original post)

demtenjeep (21,769 posts)   Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:32 PM

34. I have heard great things about it

I can not see where people can diss it

From this thread:  http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024676449  I was shocked to see a post from her, thought the butthole cancer had got her.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: Purple Sage on March 17, 2014, 10:48:36 PM
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I guess the DUmmies are finding about it here first.  LOL
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 17, 2014, 10:50:41 PM
Good find.  :cheersmate:

I always find it comical that DUmmies think "we" conservatives will be pissed about TV shows.  They are what they are.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: JakeStyle on March 17, 2014, 11:28:36 PM
She started an OP to combat nads nonsense.

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Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:40 PM

demtenjeep (21,769 posts)

lets have a civil factual debate aboug E-Cigs
from what I have witnessed it seems to the be best way to quit smoking . My son smoked 3 packs a day. He was worried aobut the price of cigs and was looking for an alternative way to still smoke but the start of getting his life back. He used to smoke 3 packs a day and he found a vape device that allowed him still the action of smoking . He has gradually stepped down the level of nicotine and he is now at the lowest levels. He has been smoke free for almost a year. He breathes much better and loves the extra money he has due to not smoking as much as he did.

I have the stuff and I am still learning how the best way to go started and getting the flavors I want but I hope to have the same success.

I want to share the success stories so we have primary sources that it is INDEED working to help those that choose it for smoking secession
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024681936

Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: Zathras on March 17, 2014, 11:29:37 PM
I don't get it. Why would I be pissed about a TV show that means very little in the grand scheme of life and have absolutely no interest in watching?
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 17, 2014, 11:41:59 PM
I don't get it. Why would I be pissed about a TV show that means very little in the grand scheme of life and have absolutely no interest in watching?

Sort of the same crap that they pull about "us" being mad about interracial couples on the Cheerios commercials, etc.  They are the true racists.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2014, 01:05:20 AM
As you may recall from the glory days of her DUmmy of the Year victory, Pam Dawson is a pathological liar. She lies about things big and small. She lies whether it's necessary to her story or not. She just lies. All the time.

Case in point:
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Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:40 PM

demtenjeep (21,769 posts)

lets have a civil factual debate aboug E-Cigs
from what I have witnessed it seems to the be best way to quit smoking . My son smoked 3 packs a day.

Pam does not have a son.

I suspect she plagiarized her post, since "let's have a civil factual debate" is a phrase that's well beyond Pam's primitive level of literacy.
 
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: obumazombie on March 18, 2014, 04:08:44 AM
My Grandmother (on my Mom's side) would say, She lies when the truth would do better.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: franksolich on March 18, 2014, 07:47:22 AM
Case in point:
Pam does not have a son.

Yeah.  What's up with that?

All the years Pamela hung around Skins's island, all the years decent and civilized people observed her, she never once, not one single time, ever mentioned a male child; only her teenaged daughter.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2014, 12:30:07 PM
Things Pam has told us she has, none of which included a son:

A five-story home, sleeping fifty

A Glock

A fake Coach purse

A dead black cat

A bald, alcoholic, wife-beating husband

A dead, foul-mouthed mother-in-law

A young, black student who wants to be her slave

A powerful lust for a cruise ship cabin boy

A daughter who escaped her clutches on her eighteenth birthday ("she looks at me as if she wishes I were dead")

The same daughter becoming a straight-A college student, or a nurse, or an engineer, or joined the Army, or married to a Filipino, or maybe all that

A near-death experience at the laundry  mat

Siblings who are hopeless deadbeats

A principal who's a hateful, meddling micromanager

A homeless wino living in her basement

A broken foot that doctors won't take seriously

Plans to buy a new car for the daughter who moved out

World-class belching skill

A yard sale to pay off high-interest credit card, right after bragging about being debt-free

Lots of money, but just gave up the Y, broadband, premium cable, and air conditioning

Then, of course, there's the chronic gut rot, the claim of excellence in her academic career, her primitive English skills, the loss of her teaching job, and reassignment to an "alternate" school for young felons.

But never, ever, even a single mention of a son.

It would be great if Pam returned to the DUmp full-time to take some of the burden off nadin.



Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 18, 2014, 12:39:38 PM
Things Pam has told us she has, none of which included a son:

A five-story home, sleeping fifty

A Glock

A fake Coach purse

A dead black cat

A bald, alcoholic, wife-beating husband

A dead, foul-mouthed mother-in-law

A young, black student who wants to be her slave

A powerful lust for a cruise ship cabin boy

A daughter who escaped her clutches on her eighteenth birthday ("she looks at me as if she wishes I were dead")

The same daughter becoming a straight-A college student, or a nurse, or an engineer, or joined the Army, or married to a Filipino, or maybe all that

A near-death experience at the laundry  mat

Siblings who are hopeless deadbeats

A principal who's a hateful, meddling micromanager

A homeless wino living in her basement

A broken foot that doctors won't take seriously

Plans to buy a new car for the daughter who moved out

World-class belching skill

A yard sale to pay off high-interest credit card, right after bragging about being debt-free

Lots of money, but just gave up the Y, broadband, premium cable, and air conditioning

Then, of course, there's the chronic gut rot, the claim of excellence in her academic career, her primitive English skills, the loss of her teaching job, and reassignment to an "alternate" school for young felons.

But never, ever, even a single mention of a son.

It would be great if Pam returned to the DUmp full-time to take some of the burden off nadin.






     I have seen a picture of her, and I think you may have forgotten Down's Syndrome.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: Karin on March 18, 2014, 12:42:32 PM
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A powerful lust for a cruise ship cabin boy

And not to pile on GOBUCKS, but technically, it was the cruise ship lounge singer, named Shane something. 
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: NHSparky on March 18, 2014, 12:43:39 PM
Yeah.  What's up with that?

All the years Pamela hung around Skins's island, all the years decent and civilized people observed her, she never once, not one single time, ever mentioned a male child; only her teenaged daughter.

Maybe he was lucky enough to get away from Pam well before her daughter did.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 18, 2014, 12:59:41 PM
Maybe he was lucky enough to get away from Pam well before her daughter did.


     Maybe, given her crossed eyes, he was merely standing in her peripheral vision for his entire life.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: NHSparky on March 18, 2014, 01:05:50 PM

     Maybe, given her crossed eyes, he was merely standing in her peripheral vision for his entire life.

"Mom, look me in the eyes...no, your other one..."
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: fatboy on March 18, 2014, 01:23:38 PM
"Mom, look me in the eyes...no, your other one..."

Now that is just down right........



......funny!
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2014, 02:07:49 PM

I have seen a picture of her, and I think you may have forgotten Down's Syndrome.

I didn't mention her unfortunate genetic accident because it's a tragedy made obvious by both her appearance and her intellect, but which she refuses to accept.

It was omitted out of an abundance of compassion for those less fortunate.

Many DUmmies like Pam should pursue carnival sideshow careers, but until they do, we usually just avert our eyes.

Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 18, 2014, 02:10:28 PM
I didn't mention her unfortunate genetic accident because it's a tragedy made obvious by both her appearance and her intellect, but which she refuses to accept.

It was omitted out of an abundance of compassion for those less fortunate.

Many DUmmies like Pam should pursue carnival sideshow careers, but until they do, we usually just avert our eyes.




     A humbled ^5 to you.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2014, 02:11:58 PM
 A humbled ^5 to you.
I hope you didn't think I was serious. Compassion for a DUmpmonkey would destroy my cred.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 18, 2014, 02:16:54 PM
I hope you didn't think I was serious.

     Back at you.


     Pam has the look of a background character in early episodes of the Simpsons.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: Billiam Pitts on March 18, 2014, 04:43:35 PM
Dirty deeds, demtenjeep!  :panic:
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: formerlurker on March 18, 2014, 05:35:55 PM
As you may recall from the glory days of her DUmmy of the Year victory, Pam Dawson is a pathological liar. She lies about things big and small. She lies whether it's necessary to her story or not. She just lies. All the time.

Case in point:
Pam does not have a son.

I suspect she plagiarized her post, since "let's have a civil factual debate" is a phrase that's well beyond Pam's primitive level of literacy.
 

I was just going to post that - I thought she had a daughter.

Oh wait, sex-change?   
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 18, 2014, 06:32:14 PM
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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Tue Mar 18, 2014, 04:52 PM

 demtenjeep (21,770 posts)

109. thank you for all the suggestions, support and information


I am thinking Tomorrow is the day. Batteries are on chargers, I have chosen the cowboy menthol and something called swagger for a change.
 
I know I can do this!

I am also very encouraged reading your successes.
:whatever:


     Maybe, given her crossed eyes, he was merely standing in her peripheral vision for his entire life.
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Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2014, 08:18:11 PM
An indicator of Pam's intelligence is the fact that she didn't immediately delete that selfie,
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: Carl on March 18, 2014, 08:37:16 PM
She should grab a bus to Tuscon and join Amber drawing stick figures and making clay ashtrays.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: BattleHymn on March 18, 2014, 08:49:38 PM
This is the funniest thread here in awhile!   :popcorn:

Why did Pam cease posting at Skin's in the first place?
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: franksolich on March 18, 2014, 08:56:31 PM
This is the funniest thread here in awhile!   :popcorn:

Why did Pam cease posting at Skin's in the first place?

I wish I could take the credit, but I blame GOBUCKS, with a little bit of help from Tucker, and some unexpected help from the late Tangerine LaBamba, if I recall the sequence of events correctly.

<<<has never managed to chase a primitive away from Skins's island.

<<<has tried, though.  Too many times to count.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: JakeStyle on March 18, 2014, 08:56:36 PM
She was being stalked by pricks.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 18, 2014, 09:06:26 PM
I don't get it. Why would I be pissed about a TV show that means very little in the grand scheme of life and have absolutely no interest in watching?

Nanu Nanu!
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 18, 2014, 10:04:53 PM
:whatever:
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     I do feel a LITTLE sorry for her. How many people in the world have been afflicted by Downs Syndrome AND Williams Syndrome at the same time, with a side order of strabismus?
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: Chris_ on March 18, 2014, 10:13:36 PM
:whatever:
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Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: obumazombie on March 18, 2014, 10:41:54 PM
Carl said the very thing I was thinking. There has been a trail blazed for fellow DUers to enjoy the largesse of Arizona.
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: BattleHymn on March 18, 2014, 10:59:12 PM

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: delilahmused on March 19, 2014, 01:45:14 AM
Let's not forget, she would make a terrific slave owner, too.

Cindie
Title: Re: Pam Dawson lives!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 19, 2014, 04:00:33 AM

I knew I'd seen that face before!

 :lmao: :rotf: :lol: :rofl: