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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: landofconfusion80 on March 14, 2014, 06:42:47 AM
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Primitive finds some statistics about gay porn and becomes a bigot to the cheers of his equals...
ErikJ (3,958 posts)
Surprise: The South watches more gay porn than any other part of the U.S.
Last edited Fri Mar 14, 2014, 03:42 AM - Edit history (1)
BuzzFeed recently spoke with Pornhub’s very informative Insights blog about where the largest amounts of gay pornography were being watched, broken down by states with and without same-sex marriage.
Pornhub discovered that every single state in the South watches porn at a higher percentage than the average of states where gay marriage is legal.
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Primitive critical of gay Southerners (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024661469)
How many gay slurs can primitives squeeze into one campfire? Let's find out!
Behind the Aegis (31,744 posts)
11. Whittling wood is a proud Southern tradition.
It's just now, it is not done on the front porch with a tree branch. Also, given the spelling associated with porn, is it any wonder why some here can't 'spel ril gud"?
Behind the Aegis (31,744 posts)
4. I am working on that bell curve as we speak!
Gives new meaning to "The South shall rise again"! I am guessing it doesn't involve a revolution, but rather a long nap.
gort (632 posts)
10. Not surprising
Them Georgia boys especially do seem to appreciate a man with real "purty" lips.
Response to ErikJ (Reply #9)
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 03:38 AM
Behind the Aegis (31,744 posts)
12. Closet? My guess is this taking place in the basement.
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Bad enough that we're being invaded by Damn Yankees but they're bringing their down low boyfriends wid 'em.
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Bad enough that we're being invaded by Damn Yankees but they're bringing their down low boyfriends wid 'em.
Well, you didn't think they'd find anybody local that swung their way, did you? :thatsright:
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/according-to-pornhub-the-south-watches-more-gay-porn-than-an
Interesting to note that the states with the highest percentages are states with high minority populations, also.
This seems to contradict itself.
We pulled terms and traffic to gay searches. We couldn’t break down “lesbian†because we don’t track our users on a micro-granular level (i.e., gender, sexual orientation, etc.). So for example, lesbian searches can account for, like, 40% of a city’s searches, but 80% of those searchers may likely be men.
So to answer, it’s a rundown of gay porn from male users.
It sounds to me that it includes men that might be watching "lesbian porn".
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This seems to contradict itself.
You didn't expect DUmmies to be honest, did you?
This is just another excuse for them to pant-hoot and act like fools.
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You didn't expect DUmmies to be honest, did you?
This is just another excuse for them to pant-hoot and act like fools.
They need excuses to act like themselves? :thatsright:
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They need excuses to act like themselves? :thatsright:
For a group of people so focused on nuance and context, they are pretty clueless.
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So, let's review what we've learned from DU on this matter:
- They seem surprised that there are gay people in the South.
- They equate watching gay porn with being gay.
- They assume that all watchers of gay porn in the South are inbred hicks (then again, they are sure that EVERYONE in the South is inborn)
In other words, we've learned nothing new, and nothing of value. We are to believe that being gay is not a choice, and should therefore not be shamed, but if you are born gay in the South, you ABSOLUTELY should be ashamed, and if you're not, they will shame you.
Said differently: DU is, once again, the most situationally homophobic site on the internet, populated by raving homophobes. But again, we already knew that.
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Well, as we all know, gays can only come from San Fran Sissyco.
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Shouldn't the DUmmies be glaad that there are gheys in the south? They vote for Dems don't they?
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It sounds to me that it includes men that might be watching "lesbian porn".
Got to get it from somewhere, no amount of pleading is going to make the wife go for that.