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Title: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 12, 2014, 03:14:51 PM
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Star Member malaise (116,223 posts)

Want to win in 2014 -Simple Dems - get those ads going showing people

by hospital beds, at funerals and in graveyards as their relatives die for lack of health care

Every ad must end in a simple phrase - why would any party representing their constituents be against the Affordable Care Act.

Maybe we should have our own Youtube competition to get these ads going.
Anything ReTHUGs can do we can do - and much better.


Oh, yes. PLEASE make ads portraying death, Dems. People love to buy products they associate with death and dying. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024651509)


     The collective stupid over there is breathtaking lately.
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 12, 2014, 03:19:12 PM
RIGHT ON DUMMIES......and at the end of the ad add....."Obamacare caused my health insurance to be canceled."
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 12, 2014, 03:27:40 PM
Yeah, because 0bamacare would have saved everyone who dies.  Freaking dolts. :banghead:
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 12, 2014, 03:30:15 PM
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muntrv (8,791 posts)
8. Dems need to double down on ACA, showing the new enrollment numbers and

number of uninsured dropping. Also, trot out the Alan Grayson line (GOP Plan: Don't get sick. If you do, die quickly).

Sure, TRIPLE DOWN by constantly mentioning a failed rollout of a shitty program by a wife-beating Democrat.

(http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/brilliant.jpg)
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 12, 2014, 03:32:11 PM
Sure, TRIPLE DOWN by constantly mentioning a failed rollout of a shitty program by a wife-beating Democrat.

(http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/brilliant.jpg)


     I'm guessing that irony and sarcasm aren't going to play well to people who had their perfectly good insurance policies shut down. The DUmmies can crow all they want - 0losercare is going to take them down, WAY down, and they know it.

   
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 12, 2014, 03:33:27 PM
Democrat politicians should be tarred, feathered and run out of town on an Obamacare policy.
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: Texacon on March 12, 2014, 03:38:35 PM
What's the new numbers I read today?  Of the people who have signed up for O'bamacare only 27% of them didn't have insurance before signing up.  So that means that 73% had health insurance, lost it, and were forced onto the rolls.

I wonder what the actual PAY number of that 27% is going to be .... hmmmm.  Seems to me like they didn't buy it if they don't pay for it.

KC
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: fatboy on March 12, 2014, 03:39:33 PM
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Star Member malaise (116,223 posts)

Want to win in 2014?  -Simple Dems

Well, she got that part right.

 
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: USA4ME on March 12, 2014, 03:55:33 PM
I have to agree the malaise primitive is one of the most stupid members on Skin's island. Good chance she's one of the most stupid residents of Jamaica, and that's pretty much scrapping the bottom of the barrel when you're talking about the brilliance of the dimwits on that island.

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Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: BadCat on March 12, 2014, 04:15:00 PM
What's the new numbers I read today?  Of the people who have signed up for O'bamacare only 27% of them didn't have insurance before signing up.  So that means that 73% had health insurance, lost it, and were forced onto the rolls.

I wonder what the actual PAY number of that 27% is going to be .... hmmmm.  Seems to me like they didn't buy it if they don't pay for it.

KC

I heard on the radio, a report estimating that 900000 of those 'signed up', haven't paid.
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: Texacon on March 12, 2014, 04:36:59 PM
I heard on the radio, a report estimating that 900000 of those 'signed up', haven't paid.

I heard that report too.  Out of what, an estimated 4.5 million who have signed up?  Slightly less than 25% haven't paid.  Yup, I'd call that a huge success.

Keep running on your records Dems.  We'll thank you in November and hopefully, again in 2 years.

KC
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 12, 2014, 05:03:43 PM
I heard on the radio, a report estimating that 900000 of those 'signed up', haven't paid.


     I heard that same number. And they have no intention of paying - they are sure that the act of signing up ensures free healthcare forever. Tax penalty? Great - take 50% of zero.
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: Bad Dog on March 12, 2014, 10:11:47 PM
I heard that report too.  Out of what, an estimated 4.5 million who have signed up?  Slightly less than 25% haven't paid.  Yup, I'd call that a huge success.

Keep running on your records Dems.  We'll thank you in November and hopefully, again in 2 years.

KC

Better yet, they are bragging that 25% of the signups are the precious youts they need to prop up the program.  Do you suppose it is possible there are 1.2 million or so young folks with preexisting conditions or chronic disease in this great land.
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: Chris_ on March 12, 2014, 10:19:29 PM
Better yet, they are bragging that 25% of the signups are the precious youts they need to prop up the program.  Do you suppose it is possible there are 1.2 million or so young folks with preexisting conditions or chronic disease in this great land.
The 50-65 signups outweigh the 18-25 range by at least ten percentage points.

Can you say top-heavy?
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 13, 2014, 06:05:17 AM
This would be the program where the President just suspended the individual mandate for 2 years for blatantly political reasons after forcing a government shutdown because the GOP wanted to suspend the mandate for 1 year.

BTW, Proglodytes, now who're the hostage taking traitors that want to see sick people die? Your words, not ours.
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: Karin on March 13, 2014, 08:20:28 AM
The thread is hilarious, it has a low grade fever running just below. 

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Response to malaise (Original post)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 05:24 PM

Star Member winter is coming (5,199 posts)

19. Hey, go for the double quadruple guilt.

Black and white shots of a modest house, bereft dad and kids with the voiceover:

"She knew she was sick, but after we got laid off, we could only find part-time work here and there, and none of those jobs had benefits.

So she never told me how sick she was, until it was too late."
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Response to winter is coming (Reply #19)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 06:05 PM

Star Member malaise (116,252 posts)

27. Replace that last line

We thought she had a chance until the ReTHUG governor refused the money
and now she's dead- bawling begins

Great ad!  Do you DUmbasses have any idea how that would be a perfect setup for a devastating response?  I'll bet you don't. 

Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: Chris_ on March 13, 2014, 08:24:47 AM
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Star Member malaise (116,252 posts)

27. Replace that last line

We thought she had a chance until the ReTHUG governor refused the money
and now she's dead- bawling begins
This makes no sense.  What money?
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 13, 2014, 09:53:54 AM


     That IS a liberal campaign strategy: vote for me, and nothing bad will ever, ever happen to you. You will live forever and enjoy rides on your own unicorn, and afterward you can enjoy soft-serve ice cream straight from the unicorn's ass.

     That's what they said in 2008, and as I recall, there are videos of women beaming that they no longer have to pay their bills, and not only is a CHECK in the mail, but a PHONE, too.

     Also, DUmmies, you're going to have to explain why those terrible insurance policies that were literally murdering people by the thousands, the ones that 0shitforbrains swore were worthless, are now suddenly good enough. Until AFTER the election, I mean.

     DUmmies: YOUR RULERS ARE DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN TO DOWNPLAY THE LAW AHEAD OF THE ELECTIONS, YET YOU
WANT DEMS TO RUN ON IT. THAT MAKES YOU DUMBER THAN PELOSI.

Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 14, 2014, 07:53:17 AM
You know, Merle Haggard had a song that went like this, "Think I'm going to live forever, dying ain't on my list of things to do......"

Hey DUmmies, it was only a song.
Title: Re: Malaise plays Dumb Draper in new episode of Mad Dummies
Post by: Skul on March 14, 2014, 09:07:17 AM

     That IS a liberal campaign strategy: vote for me, and nothing bad will ever, ever happen to you. You will live forever and enjoy rides on your own unicorn, and afterward you can enjoy soft-serve ice cream straight from the unicorn's ass.

     That's what they said in 2008, and as I recall, there are videos of women beaming that they no longer have to pay their bills, and not only is a CHECK in the mail, but a PHONE, too.

     Also, DUmmies, you're going to have to explain why those terrible insurance policies that were literally murdering people by the thousands, the ones that 0shitforbrains swore were worthless, are now suddenly good enough. Until AFTER the election, I mean.

     DUmmies: YOUR RULERS ARE DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN TO DOWNPLAY THE LAW AHEAD OF THE ELECTIONS, YET YOU
WANT DEMS TO RUN ON IT. THAT MAKES YOU DUMBER THAN PELOSI.
Chocolate, I presume.  :pokingpoop: