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Title: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
Post by: Dori on March 10, 2014, 10:02:45 AM
 :fos:    :pokingpoop:

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Major Nikon (13,780 posts)

Playlist for when you are pooping. Feel free to add your favorites

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In_The_Wind (55,029 posts)

1. I'll add two to making a poo ...
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pipi_k (18,775 posts)


2. Pooping the funk...

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3. The incomparable Screaming Jay Hawkins

Title: Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
Post by: Chris_ on March 10, 2014, 10:06:10 AM
Whatever happened to just reading the sports page?
Title: Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 10, 2014, 10:07:46 AM
Quote from: Chris_ on March 10, 2014, 10:06:10 AM
Whatever happened to just reading the sports page?

See, the thing is that they're so full of shit, that they need time to get it all out. :fuelfire: :whistling:

And music helps them with 'rhythm.' :runaway:
Title: Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 10, 2014, 10:15:27 AM
Takes me 30 seconds in the morning...been that way all my life.....I guess drugs constipate you.
Title: Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 10, 2014, 10:20:07 AM


     I was under the impression that they eat nothing but fibrous foods and drink plenty of water. I don't understand how an evacuation would require a playlist.

     I am beginning to suspect that these people aren't as healthy and healthful as they claim.
Title: Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
Post by: NHSparky on March 10, 2014, 11:37:32 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 10, 2014, 10:15:27 AM
Takes me 30 seconds in the morning...been that way all my life.....I guess drugs constipate you.

Believe it or not, a lot of them do.
Title: Re: DUmmies Have Play Lists For When They Take A Dump
Post by: Chris_ on March 10, 2014, 11:47:29 AM
Quote from: NHSparky on March 10, 2014, 11:37:32 AM
Believe it or not, a lot of them do.
I think that is one of the side effects of prescription narcotics.