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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Dori on March 09, 2014, 10:36:55 AM
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Candidate for a Dummy Darwin Award?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018585559
Maraya1969 (10,728 posts)
So I accidentally stuck myself with an epi-pen today and called 911
and they came and I was alone and my heart was racing and one of them said they would rather take me to the hospital than leave me alone because of that. I think they called them PVC's that I was having.
I felt like an idiot.
So how did I accidently stick myself you ask? Well they give you 2 of them and one is to train with. I found it today and thought it was the training one. It wasn't.
Epi-pins, (sp) are used if you have a severe allergy to something that could be life threatening is you don't have immediate treatment. It is to stop alaphalactic shock and death.
I have heard this statement many times in my life: "Only you. This could only happen to you".
magical thyme (6,746 posts)
5. Gaaah!
Don't do that again!
Seriously, they (whoever they are) should mark the training one clearly. If you still have it, get a marker and label it in big, bold print "TRAINING." And don't ever do that again
Thank goodness you are ok.
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Alaphalactic?
I think the DUmmie should SUE!!!! It's the only reasonable thing to do. Once the DUmmie wins, we'll have a new conservative. Voila! (Wala, for any DUmmies reading)
KC
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alaphalactic
Now, that's a rather creative way of spelling "apoplexic."
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Alaphalactic?
Upon first reading, I thought the DUmmy was referring in some way to the 'alphabet people', (teh gays, GBLTQA etc).
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So he just came upon the "training" needle and thought it would be a good time to "train"? Most smart people would "train" as soon as they get the prescription in case they did need it for emergency. How weird. :mental:
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Dear DUmbasses,
The training ones ARE clearly marked TRAINING DEVICE. The real ones are not, and have a green/colored label.
ETA: The two, side by side:
(http://marketingmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/epipen-and-trainer-540x720.jpg)
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That must have been one hell of an epic reaction to turn anaphylactic into alphabet soup.
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I think they called them PVC's that I was having.
DUmmie was having sewer pipes?
Then is worried about alphabetical shock?
I shouldn't have gone to the drag races yesterday. I think I have a hang-over.
It's either that, or that OP gave me a headache.
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Dear DUmbasses,
The training ones ARE clearly marked TRAINING DEVICE. The real ones are not, and have a green/colored label.
ETA: The two, side by side:
That's a nice visual.
I'm no nadin, but I do use the trainers, and they look in no way similar to the real thing. You'd have to be an idiot to confuse the two.
I think it's more likely that the primitive was just looking for a cheap high, found somebody's Epipen, and decided to try it out.
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Perhaps the Dummy thought the EpiPen would give him a nice high ??
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What really happened:
http://www.marijuana.com/threads/hypersensitivity-allergy-to-marijuana.227316/
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This is almost as stupid a post as the one by the DUmmie who found a stray pill on the floor and decided it was a good idea to take it.
Too bad this kind of stupidity isn't fatal.
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Perhaps the Dummy thought the EpiPen would give him a nice high ??
Bingo!
When a DUmp democrat gets a new medication, his first act is always to find out how it works as an intoxicant.
The OP DUmmy probably mainlined the epinephrine like his heroin.
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alaphalactic
If the DUchebag men would use a analphalatic there would be a lot less AIDS patients.
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This is almost as stupid a post as the one by the DUmmie who found a stray pill on the floor and decided it was a good idea to take it.
Too bad this kind of stupidity isn't fatal.
That thread was a hoot. :lmao:
I think it was just last year.
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That thread was a hoot. :lmao:
I think it was just last year.
Close- it was back in August:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90419
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Stupid asshole.
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And those window lickers want to rule us.
(http://www.dogedoor.net/wp-content/uploads/finished-sample-wallet1.jpg)
Double Dog Facepalm
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Kicking just because this is classic DUmmie behavior. :lmao: Dumbass. I'm really surprised there aren't more Darwins awarded over there.
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Not only was this idiot dumb enough to screw this up, but then gets on a website an tells everyone else how dumb he is. :mental:
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And those window lickers want to rule us.
(http://www.dogedoor.net/wp-content/uploads/finished-sample-wallet1.jpg)
Double Dog Facepalm
I prefer "back pad lickers." I've read about losers who lick those medicated back pads for a temporary buzz.