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Title: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: Dori on March 09, 2014, 10:36:55 AM
Candidate for a Dummy Darwin Award?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018585559

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Maraya1969 (10,728 posts)

So I accidentally stuck myself with an epi-pen today and called 911

and they came and I was alone and my heart was racing and one of them said they would rather take me to the hospital than leave me alone because of that. I think they called them PVC's that I was having.

I felt like an idiot.

So how did I accidently stick myself you ask? Well they give you 2 of them and one is to train with. I found it today and thought it was the training one. It wasn't.

Epi-pins, (sp) are used if you have a severe allergy to something that could be life threatening is you don't have immediate treatment. It is to stop alaphalactic shock and death.

I have heard this statement many times in my life: "Only you. This could only happen to you".

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magical thyme (6,746 posts)

5. Gaaah!
 
Don't do that again! 

Seriously, they (whoever they are) should mark the training one clearly.  If you still have it, get a marker and label it in big, bold print "TRAINING." And don't ever do that again 

Thank goodness you are ok.
 

Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: Texacon on March 09, 2014, 10:55:28 AM
Alaphalactic? 

I think the DUmmie should SUE!!!!  It's the only reasonable thing to do. Once the DUmmie wins, we'll have a new conservative. Voila!  (Wala, for any DUmmies reading)

KC
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: franksolich on March 09, 2014, 10:57:05 AM
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alaphalactic

Now, that's a rather creative way of spelling "apoplexic."

Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: dane on March 09, 2014, 11:03:34 AM
Alaphalactic? 
Upon first reading, I thought the DUmmy was referring in some way to the 'alphabet people', (teh gays, GBLTQA etc).
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: Gina on March 09, 2014, 11:08:43 AM
So he just came upon the "training" needle and thought it would be a good time to "train"?  Most smart people would "train" as soon as they get the prescription in case they did need it for emergency.  How weird. :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: NHSparky on March 09, 2014, 11:16:05 AM
Dear DUmbasses,

The training ones ARE clearly marked TRAINING DEVICE.  The real ones are not, and have a green/colored label.

ETA:  The two, side by side:

(http://marketingmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/epipen-and-trainer-540x720.jpg)



Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: Purple Sage on March 09, 2014, 11:21:49 AM
That must have been one hell of an epic reaction to turn anaphylactic into alphabet soup.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: Skul on March 09, 2014, 12:23:03 PM
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I think they called them PVC's that I was having.
DUmmie was having sewer pipes?
Then is worried about alphabetical shock?
I shouldn't have gone to the drag races yesterday. I think I have a hang-over.
It's either that, or that OP gave me a headache.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: BattleHymn on March 09, 2014, 12:45:48 PM
Dear DUmbasses,

The training ones ARE clearly marked TRAINING DEVICE.  The real ones are not, and have a green/colored label.

ETA:  The two, side by side:


That's a nice visual.  

I'm no nadin, but I do use the trainers, and they look in no way similar to the real thing.  You'd have to be an idiot to confuse the two.

I think it's more likely that the primitive was just looking for a cheap high, found somebody's Epipen, and decided to try it out.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: HawkHogan on March 09, 2014, 12:48:19 PM
Perhaps the Dummy thought the EpiPen would give him a nice high ??
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: BattleHymn on March 09, 2014, 12:52:18 PM
What really happened:

http://www.marijuana.com/threads/hypersensitivity-allergy-to-marijuana.227316/

Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: diesel driver on March 09, 2014, 02:10:55 PM
This is almost as stupid a post as the one by the DUmmie who found a stray pill on the floor and decided it was a good idea to take it.

Too bad this kind of stupidity isn't fatal.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 09, 2014, 02:31:06 PM
Perhaps the Dummy thought the EpiPen would give him a nice high ??

Bingo!

When a DUmp democrat gets a new medication, his first act is always to find out how it works as an intoxicant.

The OP DUmmy probably mainlined the epinephrine like his heroin.

Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: jukin on March 09, 2014, 03:30:41 PM
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alaphalactic

If the DUchebag men would use a analphalatic there would be a lot less AIDS patients.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: Skul on March 09, 2014, 05:47:24 PM
This is almost as stupid a post as the one by the DUmmie who found a stray pill on the floor and decided it was a good idea to take it.

Too bad this kind of stupidity isn't fatal.
That thread was a hoot.  :lmao:
I think it was just last year.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: BattleHymn on March 09, 2014, 08:08:58 PM
That thread was a hoot.  :lmao:
I think it was just last year.

Close- it was back in August:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90419

Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: Chris_ on March 09, 2014, 08:10:43 PM
Stupid asshole.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: Big Dog on March 09, 2014, 09:11:41 PM
And those window lickers want to rule us.

(http://www.dogedoor.net/wp-content/uploads/finished-sample-wallet1.jpg)
Double Dog Facepalm
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: Karin on March 10, 2014, 07:46:13 AM
Kicking just because this is classic DUmmie behavior.   :lmao:  Dumbass.  I'm really surprised there aren't more Darwins awarded over there.
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: hillneck on March 10, 2014, 08:07:40 AM
Not only was this idiot dumb enough to screw this up, but then gets on a website an tells everyone else how dumb he is.     :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy Sticks Self With Pen - Calls 911
Post by: HawkHogan on March 10, 2014, 08:14:10 AM
And those window lickers want to rule us.

(http://www.dogedoor.net/wp-content/uploads/finished-sample-wallet1.jpg)
Double Dog Facepalm

I prefer "back pad lickers."   I've read about losers who lick those medicated back pads for a temporary buzz.