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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on March 07, 2014, 04:28:22 PM

Title: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 07, 2014, 04:28:22 PM
First the upper crust fled with money. Now the middle class is fleeing. .... coming over here with $7,000 and sleeping with your family in your car in Miami beats being middle class in Venezuela. So, DUmmies should wish-A-doo for a plane ticket or boat fare and rush on down there to help with the glorious revolution.... :-)

Oh, and by the way, as usual with great socialist utopias, the article mentions that the government has started killing the middle class. That's why the fellow in the article left, he had been threatened. 

http://news.yahoo.com/venezuelan-middle-class-seeks-refuge-miami-170127032.html
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: Dori on March 07, 2014, 06:09:23 PM
If they take up a collection for airfare, we should all donate.

Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 07, 2014, 07:13:42 PM
If they take up a collection for airfare, we should all donate.



One-way tickets only.
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: obumazombie on March 08, 2014, 01:49:28 AM
One-way tickets only.
To be paid (not) by wire once arriving in the utopia.
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: Big Dog on March 08, 2014, 08:36:53 AM
Plane fare? No way.

I saw an old bathtub at the salvage yard the other day, and I have an oar out in the garage.

Let 'em paddle their asses to Venezuela. I'll give 'em a shotgun start.
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: DefiantSix on March 08, 2014, 11:30:15 AM
Plane fare? No way.

I saw an old bathtub at the salvage yard the other day, and I have an oar out in the garage.

Let 'em paddle their asses to Venezuela. I'll give 'em a shotgun start.

Or, if  :whatever: they're lazy, they can make the shorter voyage to that Marxist shithole utopia, Cuba.
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: Zathras on March 08, 2014, 01:32:52 PM
I say we give them a one way ticket on flights that fly over Venezuela and throw them out as the aircraft flies over the country.....without a parachute of course.
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: wasp69 on March 08, 2014, 01:41:46 PM
I say we give them a one way ticket on flights that fly over Venezuela and throw them out as the aircraft flies over the country.....without a parachute of course.

Body bomb Venezuela with DUmmies?  Good Lord, man!  Are you trying to punish the socialists, or are you trying to create an ecological disaster?
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 08, 2014, 06:02:05 PM
I say we give them a one way ticket on flights that fly over Venezuela and throw them out as the aircraft flies over the country.....without a parachute of course.

It's a 'flying lesson'--they have the rest of their lives to learn. :whistling:
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: Zathras on March 09, 2014, 12:11:54 PM
Body bomb Venezuela with DUmmies?  Good Lord, man!  Are you trying to punish the socialists, or are you trying to create an ecological disaster?

If we do it in the right place, the bodies of falling DUmbasses will fertilize the rainforest and help it grow.
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: Dori on March 09, 2014, 12:43:41 PM
Quote
Venezuela's secretary of natural resources says authorities have removed more than 1,400 non-native proglodytes from the island's southwest, where they are considered pests by local farmers.

Jose Cuervo says a program that began in 2008 has reduced the population of the cooking and baking primitives by more than half. Farmers in the SW Valley have long complained that the primitives  destroy pineapple and other crops. The proglodytes are descendants of escaped research monkeys and have no natural predators in Venezuela.
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: DefiantSix on March 09, 2014, 01:48:26 PM


 :-) :rotf: :lmao::hi5:
Title: Re: Openings for DUmmies in the communist utopia of Venezuela.
Post by: Karin on March 10, 2014, 02:59:11 PM
Dori!   :lmao: :rotf: