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Title: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: dutch508 on March 03, 2014, 07:45:42 AM
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11 Bravo (16,847 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024589806

To those advocating US military intervention in the Ukraine: I guarantee you ...
that there's a recruiting office somewhere in your ZIP code. And if you can't find it, PM me and I will send you the requisite enlistment papers.
(But before you do, if you might allow this tired old fart to offer up a bit of wisdom based on personal experience ... getting in the middle of someone else's ****ing civil war ain't all it's cracked up to be.)


There are times I miss TiT. !!B (b is for badass) wants all you chicken hawks to join up! It helps if you are flamingly gay. They are turning recruits away...

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Berlin Expat (621 posts)
23. Czech media

has been recounting various Russian atrocities that occurred here during the 1968 Warsaw Pact Invasion.

The Chairman of the Czech Foreign Affairs Parliamentary Commitee, Karel Schwarzenberg, straight-up said that Putin is pulling the same thing that Hitler did in both Austria and Czechslovakia. He pretty much said, publicly, Putin=Hitler.

The Poles are saying similar things as well.


Damn those people who are saying things that are real...

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The Wizard (7,645 posts)
7. Roger that Bravo

We've heard enough from the chickenhawks. The assholes who thought invading and occupying Vietnam had no chance of going themselves. Funny how that happens. Punks like Bill Kristol would wet their pants if they had to spend a night in the NDP (night defensive position). And Ted Nugent would have been handed a PRC 25 radio, a compass, binoculars and a map, that is if he didn't have an "unfortunate accident" first.

The Wizard pretends to be a vietnam vet.

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Enthusiast (26,902 posts)
64. I believe that is the best explanation I've heard yet.

The proposed military cuts are what has generated all this Russian panic/concern.

The truth of the matter is the MIC doesn't have a reason to exist at this level. Not at a fraction of their present size. And they know the American people are asking about the size of the military.

So we can expect some very serious talking heads on the TV acting scared and telling us about the vast Russian nuclear arsenal. "Oh, my, how will we ever stay safe!"


So, basically, the great minds on DU are saying the Russian intervention into the Ukraine is a GOP/MIC false red flag event?

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smokey775 (51 posts)
20. Chickenhawks always yell the loudest for war,

not those of us who have seen actual war up close and personal.

smokey pretends to be a Desert Storm vet.

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nadinbrzezinski (130,229 posts)
22. Let me add another piece of wisdom

It matters little what you or me want. If they elites and those in the corridors of power want one, they'll get it.

We only do the dying, they do the enriching.

And if this goes real hot, them chicken hawks will get their chance to find out what you and I and others know. Unless they are lucky enough and draw a
RAMF (Rear Area Mother ****er) assignment. Just in case the chicken hawks don't have a clue. Yes, the equivalent exists in Spanish.

yes, nads gets spanked on the fuqued up RAMF... plonk!

 

Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: USA4ME on March 03, 2014, 07:58:58 AM
Try and deflect all you want, primitives. The main thing that is to be focused on is how your Dear Leader is a foreign policy failure and how weak he appears to the world. I'm not seeing any conservatives here at CC saying we should go to war, and by extension that tells me that there are relatively very few nationwide who do (IOW, they're virtually non-existant). But we have recognized that your Dear Leader is incompetent.

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Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 03, 2014, 08:06:11 AM
UNCLE SAM NEEDS YOU DUMMIES
                   SAVE THE UKRAINE
                         be a human shield
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: txradioguy on March 03, 2014, 08:30:39 AM
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11 Bravo (16,847 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024589806

To those advocating US military intervention in the Ukraine: I guarantee you ...
that there's a recruiting office somewhere in your ZIP code. And if you can't find it, PM me and I will send you the requisite enlistment papers.
(But before you do, if you might allow this tired old fart to offer up a bit of wisdom based on personal experience ... getting in the middle of someone else's ****ing civil war ain't all it's cracked up to be.)

Why should anyone take advice from a Stolen Valor piece of sh*t like you?
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: Rebel on March 03, 2014, 08:42:03 AM
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11 Bravo (16,847 posts)

 ... getting in the middle of someone else's ****ing civil war ain't all it's cracked up to be.)

It's not a "civil war", you f'n dumbass. Ukraine is a sovereign nation.
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 03, 2014, 08:56:57 AM
Considering Obama is so submissive to Pasty-white Putin wouldn't be "Uncle Tom's Army"?


 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: Freeper on March 03, 2014, 09:07:23 AM
I'm pretty certain if Obama does decide to send troops all the DUmmies will head for the local recruiters office, right?
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: Dori on March 03, 2014, 09:11:37 AM
After what this administration has done to the military, namely to the servicemen/women, who would even want to sign up?



Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: YupItsMe on March 03, 2014, 09:42:41 AM

So, basically, the great minds on DU are saying the Russian intervention into the Ukraine is a GOP/MIC false red flag event?


All your Putins are belong to us.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: txradioguy on March 03, 2014, 09:56:09 AM
I'm pretty certain if Obama does decide to send troops all the DUmmies will head for the local recruiters office, right?

They're gonna have to.  A draft is the only way we could fight that war.
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: txradioguy on March 03, 2014, 09:57:15 AM
After what this administration has done to the military, namely to the servicemen/women, who would even want to sign up?


There's more than a few Americans left that don't just want to serve based on who is in office at any given time.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: Jmartin on March 03, 2014, 10:03:12 AM
After what this administration has done to the military, namely to the servicemen/women, who would even want to sign up?

If the shit hits the fan in Ukraine, and we end up getting involved there won't be a need for people to sign. They would be reinstituting the draft almost right away. We are talking about two Super Powers on the opposite of a war, and by God I pray it doesn't get to that. Any day now unless this somehow defuses itself shots are going to start being fired, and it won't be long after that before NATO joins in, which could include us.
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: Dori on March 03, 2014, 10:04:17 AM
There's more than a few Americans left that don't just want to serve based on who is in office at any given time.

I'm talking about all the promises and programs that have been cut.  How is that going to attract recruits?  I think what we are doing to our military is disgraceful.





 
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: txradioguy on March 03, 2014, 10:21:34 AM
I'm talking about all the promises and programs that have been cut.  How is that going to attract recruits?  I think what we are doing to our military is disgraceful.


Well obviously they'd have to reverse course.

Personally I think that's what Obama should have done the moment Putin moved in the Crimea.

Something along the lines of "In response to Mr. Putins actions despite the insistence of the world for him not to do....I am here by cancelling all cuts to military troop numbers and current weapons platforms that had been agreed on last week".

THAT is sending a message.
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on March 03, 2014, 11:19:24 AM
Well obviously they'd have to reverse course.

Personally I think that's what Obama should have done the moment Putin moved in the Crimea.

Something along the lines of "In response to Mr. Putins actions despite the insistence of the world for him not to do....I am here by cancelling all cuts to military troop numbers and current weapons platforms that had been agreed on last week".

THAT is sending a message.

THAT also requires a leader to be in office, not a polotician who has proven that all he says is what people want to hear so he can be re-elected.
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: Purple Sage on March 03, 2014, 11:25:44 AM
Let's hope that the 0 with his thin skin doesn't do something stupid.  Our POTUS is a liability.
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: Dori on March 03, 2014, 11:28:20 AM
Let's hope that the 0 with his thin skin doesn't do something stupid.  Our POTUS is a liability.

His advisors are even worse.

Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 03, 2014, 12:41:47 PM
I still say why aren't the DUmmies rushing to volunteer to be human shields against the Russian invasion. Could it be that they know what a laugh the Russians would get out of that?
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: Airwolf on March 03, 2014, 04:22:10 PM
Military advise coming from a proven fake soldier is a hoot. Especialy one that's a DUmmie. I wonder if 11 Brain dead is going to be watching the TV tonight about his so called bravest mostest important battle he ever fought before he went to basic? He may get lucky and see what true service looks like.
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: diesel driver on March 03, 2014, 05:45:55 PM
I still say why aren't the DUmmies rushing to volunteer to be human shields against the Russian invasion. Could it be that they know what a laugh the Russians would get out of that?

I know I'd be laughing my ass off!!!    :rotf:  :lmao:
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: Skul on March 03, 2014, 05:56:29 PM
In Russia, the jokes laugh at you.
Title: Re: Fake DU dUmbass says "Uncle Sam Needs You!
Post by: obumazombie on March 04, 2014, 01:32:22 AM
nadin must have learned about RAMF as a combat medic.
Never a RAMF and REMF shall meet.