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Title: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: Purple Sage on March 03, 2014, 03:31:55 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014743527

Posted by a n00b.  Less than 500 posts, but funny replies.  Even the DUmmies get the hypocrisy.

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Sun Mar 2, 2014, 05:26 PM
newthinking (438 posts)

Kerry on Russia: “You just don’t” invade another country “on a completely trumped up pretext”

Source: Salon

Secretary of State John Kerry made the round of Sunday shows this morning to condemn Russia’s “incredible act of aggression” in Ukraine, warning Prime Minister Vladimir Putin that the country faces harsh economic sanctions from the international community.

“It is really a stunning, willful choice by President Putin to invade another country,” Kerry said on Face the Nation.

But in the seriousness of the situation, the irony of Kerry’s next comments may have gone missed. ”You just don’t in the 21st century behave in 19th century fashion by invading another country on completely trumped up pretext,” he said.

He went on to repeat the assertion on Meet the Press, keeping a straight face as he told host David Gregory: ”You just don’t invade another country on phony pretext in order to assert your interests.”

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Response to newthinking (Original post)Sun Mar 2, 2014, 05:34 PM
Star Member mike_c (32,776 posts)
8. WTF?!

THIS, from an American Secretary of State?  

Let's just toss credibility out along with moral authority.

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

50+ posts.  Funny read.




Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: diesel driver on March 03, 2014, 03:37:39 AM
Poor, Johnny.

John F'n Kerry (who served in Vietnam) is about as sharp as a bowling ball (channeling my inner Foghorn Leghorn)!

He was born ignorant, and has been losing ground ever since!

I bet he was for in the Russian invasion, before he was against it!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: hillneck on March 03, 2014, 08:25:40 AM
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Star Member mike_c (32,776 posts)
8. WTF?!
THIS, from an American Secretary of State?   
Let's just toss credibility out along with moral authority.

hey mikey, Johnny Boy is one of your kind.  He probably even has a DUmmieland account.  Why does it suprise you when they (PrezBo, Kerry, Biden, etc) do things that lacks common sense or integrity.  That crew is incapable of anything except turning this country into a land of moochers.
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: Wineslob on March 03, 2014, 09:09:45 AM
When does the frog march begin?
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: Purple Sage on March 03, 2014, 11:05:41 PM
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Response to newthinking (Original post)Sun Mar 2, 2014, 10:31 PM
jtuck004 (7,566 posts)
47. In other news, John Kerry announces he is running for the spot of late night comedian... n/t

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Response to newthinking (Original post)Sun Mar 2, 2014, 11:10 PM
Star Member 2banon (2,191 posts)
49. wait... this is the ONION!

right?

please say it is... please.

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Response to newthinking (Original post)Mon Mar 3, 2014, 12:40 AM
Star Member aquart (68,400 posts)
51. Has Putin stopped laughing?


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Response to newthinking (Original post)Mon Mar 3, 2014, 12:07 PM
Orsino (26,970 posts)
72. The Secretary of Defense just put Stewart and Colbert at DEFCON 1. n/t


and as the following DUmmie says:

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Response to newthinking (Original post)Mon Mar 3, 2014, 11:03 AM
Star Member frylock (22,152 posts)
66. comedy gold

!!
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: obumazombie on March 04, 2014, 01:36:02 AM
Maybe Kerry can work up another purple heart out of this.
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: Purple Sage on March 04, 2014, 01:48:37 AM
Maybe Kerry can work up another purple heart out of this.

He'll throw it in the Dnipro to impress the DUmmies.
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 04, 2014, 04:23:30 AM
Maybe Kerry can work up another purple heart out of this.

Only if he gets shot in the ass with a potato gun (rice is kinda hard to come by in the Ukraine, isn't it?).
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 04, 2014, 11:15:07 AM
Only if he gets shot in the ass with a potato gun (rice is kinda hard to come by in the Ukraine, isn't it?).

He should get a Purple Heart for that awful plastic surgery on his face.
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: Purple Sage on March 05, 2014, 10:11:27 PM
Will Pits starts an OP on the subject.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024613725

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Wed Mar 5, 2014, 08:18 PM
Star Member WilliamPitt (56,406 posts)

And Then Kerry Said...

After which a graphic of Putin laughing his azz off with the words, "And then Kerry Said.... You don't invade a country on a completely trumped up pretext.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)Wed Mar 5, 2014, 08:21 PM
grasswire (39,382 posts)
1. I wonder if the Georges Bush laughed.

It seems impossible that Kerry would say this.

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Response to grasswire (Reply #1)Wed Mar 5, 2014, 08:25 PM
1000words (2,197 posts)
2. To be fair ...

He said it with a long face.

Whose mole?  LOL

Then ProSense gets pissed because we must toe the party line and PittStain is late to said party!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #4)Wed Mar 5, 2014, 08:31 PM
Star Member ProSense (112,498 posts)
7. "It seems he's against it after being for it before being against it. "

You're three days late to the RW meme rehash party.

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Response to ProSense (Reply #7)Wed Mar 5, 2014, 08:54 PM
Star Member Pretzel_Warrior (8,047 posts)
24. there are photos to take, wood to chop. life in the New Hampshire wilderness has its challenges

Dumbass Prosense:

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)Wed Mar 5, 2014, 08:30 PM
Star Member ProSense (112,498 posts)
5. So Putin laughing at this is sad?

What does this mean?

Gravity Collapse and NonSense go back and forth a bit

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Response to ProSense (Reply #5)Wed Mar 5, 2014, 08:32 PM
Gravitycollapse (5,350 posts)
8. Are you seriously contending you don't understand the intent of the meme?

O wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in's.

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Response to Gravitycollapse (Reply #8)Wed Mar 5, 2014, 08:33 PM
Star Member ProSense (112,498 posts)
9. I understand RW handwringing. Is that what you mean?

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Response to ProSense (Reply #9)Wed Mar 5, 2014, 08:50 PM
Gravitycollapse (5,350 posts)
21. I think we all know you understand unwavering party allegiance pretty well.

That's not at issue here. What is at issue is your faux confusion at a very easily understood meme.

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Response to Gravitycollapse (Reply #21)Wed Mar 5, 2014, 09:04 PM
Star Member ProSense (112,498 posts)
41. No,

"That's not at issue here. What is at issue is your faux confusion at a very easily understood meme. "

...the issue is disingenuous bullshit: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024613725#post14

And more with somebody digging up where PittStain thought Kerry was the cat's meow in the past.  A bunch of rah-rah-rahs for that somebody.  Pitt weighs in again.  Then the moles weigh in with more comedy gold.  More carping.  Typical DUmmie fun thread.
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: obumazombie on March 05, 2014, 10:32:28 PM
It's amazing what history may be discovered that needs to be revised when you drill down.
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: franksolich on March 05, 2014, 10:55:54 PM
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grasswire (39,382 posts)    Wed Mar 5, 2014, 08:21 PM

1. I wonder if the Georges Bush laughed.

It seems impossible that Kerry would say this.

Uh, Judy, the pie-and-jam primitive, lost any competence she ever had to make on political matters, a very long time ago.

She's supposed to be reading brochures from old folks' homes that her guardians are having to mailed her, not Skins's island.
Title: Re: Even the DUmmies are embarrassed by Kerry
Post by: Skul on March 05, 2014, 11:17:54 PM
Even Teresa is embarrassed by john effin Kerry (who malingered in Vietnam, doncha know).
Hanoi jane probably laughs at him.