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Title: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 02, 2014, 12:54:57 PM
More good news. The world is a tiny bit better place.
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Sun Mar 2, 2014, 01:01 PM
KentuckyWoman (391 posts)

DUer SmileyRose has passed.
She was found regularly on her knees in the garden telling the v*****s how y***y they would be.

Rose begged me to join DU for a long time - told me you all were the best bunch a body could ever fall in with.

To the Admin. I looked for a "memorial" page for things like this but didn't see one. She mostly posted in GD so I hope you will let this stay,.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024590750

Still no Dead DUmmy forum, even though DUmmies are dropping like flies.

I'll resist the urge to mention where this DUmpmonkey has slithered off to, to avoid offending the sensibilities of a tiny handful of DUmmy-loving sob sisters. Just trying to be nice.

Skimmer should list up dead DUmmies in a public forum, where Hugh G. Rection and his pals could weigh in with their condolences.

Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Tucker on March 02, 2014, 02:11:20 PM
It's off to never never land, riding a unicorn horn.

Smelly Rose has wilted.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 02, 2014, 03:14:08 PM
Dead Dummies don't buy hearts or stars.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Tucker on March 02, 2014, 03:18:24 PM
Dead Dummies don't buy hearts or stars.

They sure as hell vote.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: obumazombie on March 02, 2014, 03:55:50 PM
They sure as hell vote.
Early and often.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on March 02, 2014, 04:22:01 PM
Primitive ages; this was compiled in April 2012:

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younger than 21
0 (0%)

21-30
14 (4%)
AmazingSchnitzel, boxman15, originalpckelly, ZM90, chrisa, JonLP24, cash__whatiwant, Saokymo, Taitertots, Alexander, Special Prosciuto, renegade000, .99center, Leftist Agitator

31-40
45 (12%)
NCTraveler, shcrane71, tammywammy, alvis, nickinSTL, Maine-ah, FarLeftFist, F. Kafka, snooper2, Brickbat, Zero Division, abelenkpe, Sea-Dog, MichaelMcGuire, sadbear, PunkinPi, Rochester, nmbluesky, FedUpWithIt All, inna, TroglodyteScholar, VenusRising, Earth_First, jpljr77, alcibiades_mystery, scorpiogirl, mrs_p, backscatter712, vaberella, Dr Hobbitstein, ElboRuum, Prism, MrsBrady, Veruca Salt, LadyHawkAZ, Cal Carpenter, foo_bar, stranger81, Terra Alta, Joe Shlabotnik, Patriot 76, ermoore, XemaSab, fascisthunter, Cali_Democrat

41-50
93 (24%)
cyberswede, seabeyond, JNelson6563, Egalitarian Thug, Quixote1818, tnvoter, d_r, alphafemale, SacoMaine61, jenmito, CANDO, One Voice, ellie, woo me with science, CJCRANE, Ian David, Go Vols, Thor_MN, etherealtruth, surrealAmerican, Raine1967, smitra, NikolaC, abolugi, rucky, bpcmxr, MerryBlooms, Starry Messenger, salin, Quantess, cin63, Motown_Johnny, one_voice, redqueen, woodsprite, BumRushDaShow, FreeJoe, Change has come, B2G, Tracyjo, AzDar, riderinthestorm, arely staircase, my2sense, jberryhill, Demonaut, Iggo, Marrah_G, SidDithers, alittlelark, varelse, hfojvt, yewberry, bluedeminredstate, WCIL, baldguy, KathieG, WilliamPitt, Phentex, raouldukelives, loyalsister, Lisa0825, onestepforward, JCinNYC, Rex, stuntcat, Yo_Mama, AllenVanAllen, TBF, TriMera, pa28, Pisces, bullwinkle428, Ishoutandscream2, WinniSkipper, dana_b, TorchTheWitch, progressoid, justabob, Chellee, gtar100, Ruby the Liberal, MrScorpio, HopeHoops, dogknob, demtenjeep, Dead_Parrot, ScreamingMeemie, Behind the Aegis, Arugula Latte, DevonRex, GrantDem, marmar

51-60
132 (34%)
otohara, Tesha, HappyMe, Ichingcarpenter, shanine, Ship of Fools, Vidar, DCBob, orpupilofnature57, Hatchling, SOS, Pugee, Mass, Suziq, undeterred, Delphinus, Gidney N Cloyd, pinto, mainer, NNN0LHI, A HERETIC I AM, ms.smiler, hayrow1, Howler, Logical, mzteris, LASlibinSC, Hollywood Hills, teach1st, amerikat, MuseRider, hedgehog, spockeye, Flashmann, Johnny Noshoes, Mnemosyne , jannyk, UpInArms, mile18blister, Greywing, coalition_unwilling, KaryninMiami, MoreGOPoop, Spazito, laruemtt, CrispyQ, tinymontgomery, trackfan, phylny, SammyWinstonJack, Sheepshank, socialist_n_TN, ronnie624, babylonsister, Swede, amandabeech, kiva, 99Forever, Doremus, mrmpa, kpete, OilemFirchen, pkz, sorcrow, livetohike, BillyJack, mmonk, L0oniX, Not Me, bahrbearian, GReedDiamond, cwydro, PCIntern, Live and Learn, liberaltrucker, Bluerthanblue, Mendocino, Generic Other, Athame, cbayer, kestrel91316, G_j, Jim Lane, dickthegrouch, KinMd, WillyT, Oilwellian, discopants, Cairycat, Douglas Carpenter, Skidmore, woofless, gort, Adsos Letter, arikara, Uncle Joe, Courtesy Flush, slackmaster, libodem, Morning Dew, Comrade Grumpy, mantis49, mike_c, PufPuf23, cojoel, Carolina, grantcart, Meiko, jillan, Kaleva, roody, pintobean, nonpareil, Festivito, IcyPeas, bigtree, SmileyRose, janx, Glitterati, Chazmo, Igel, eppur_se_muova, MadashellLynn, stevedeshazer, Jawja, Martin Eden, PassingFair, 1monster, tokenlib, quaker bill, WCGreen, Trailrider1951

61-70
83 (21%)
oldhippydude, Papillon, Silver Swan, kickysnana, greatauntoftriplets, enough, Ron Green, Synicus Maximus, Ptah, Betsy Ross, grilled onions, FarCenter, charlyvi, Elwood P Dowd, marybourg, TheMastersNemesis, RKP5637, chieftain, rurallib, jerseygranny, lamp_shade, MineralMan, CanisCrocinus, Liberal In Texas, RC, Frosty1, Tennessee Gal, beemer27, Tierra_y_Libertad, intheozone, nevergiveup, Buns_of_Fire, wandy, aint_no_life_nowhere, longship, larkrake, ljm2002, ewagner, Peregrine Took, madokie, bhcodem, lpbk2713, MoonRiver, Laurian, Grey, txwhitedove, Homer Wells, chocolate ink, UTUSN, pinboy3niner, lunatica, westerebus, GentryDixon, Lugnut, mfcorey1, korak, Speck Tater, planetc, Nancy Waterman, brer cat, dixiegrrrrl, bemildred, kskiska, SteveG, CaliforniaPeggy, bornskeptic, annabanana, Arkansas Granny, GeorgeGist, PoiBoy, Jack Sprat, Tikki, frogmarch, Fla Dem, GliderGuider, Greybnk48, raccoon, Blue_In_AK, DURHAM D, pampango, crazylikafox, Suich, Surya Gayatri

71-80
19 (5%)
monmouth, LeFleur1, Graybeard, JitterbugPerfume, IphengeniaBlumgarten, Frustratedlady, GoldenOldie, elifino, Wwagsthedog, Tracer, jwirr, asjr, Chipper Chat, montanacowboy, watercolors, RebelOne, Cleita, CTyankee, enigmatic

over 80
1 (0%)
lumpy
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: 67 Rover on March 02, 2014, 04:24:19 PM
Great yet another DUmmie gone that voted for the White House occupooper and obummercare and left me with the bill.  :mad:
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2014, 06:38:38 PM
Great yet another DUmmie gone that voted for the White House occupooper and obummercare and left me with the bill.  :mad:
YEP! Just like a DUmmie, skipped out without paying the bill.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 02, 2014, 07:02:38 PM

     I heard this great joke. These two Cavers were looking at DU together, and one of them said, "Gee, it sure does seem like a lot of DUmmies are dying lately. How many dead DUmmies does that make now?"

     And the other Caver said, "Not enough."

      :rofl:
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Skul on March 02, 2014, 07:16:18 PM
     I heard this great joke. These two Cavers were looking at DU together, and one of them said, "Gee, it sure does seem like a lot of DUmmies are dying lately. How many dead DUmmies does that make now?"

     And the other Caver said, "Not enough."

      :rofl:
:rocker2:
How many is enough?  Don't know, keep going.  :rimshot:
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: txradioguy on March 03, 2014, 03:17:31 AM
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Sun Mar 2, 2014, 01:01 PM
KentuckyWoman (391 posts)

DUer SmileyRose has passed.
She was found regularly on her knees in the garden telling the v*****s how y***y they would be.

Rose begged me to join DU for a long time - told me you all were the best bunch a body could ever fall in with.

To the Admin. I looked for a "memorial" page for things like this but didn't see one. She mostly posted in GD so I hope you will let this stay,.

Well while you're whinging to $kimmer about SmileyRose you can add GratefulForHope and BeHerNow to your request.

My heartfelt condolences to the families of these people.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Purple Sage on March 03, 2014, 03:36:08 AM
There's a thread over there blaming the weather for the sudden abundance of dead DUmmies. 
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: diesel driver on March 03, 2014, 03:40:33 AM
There's a thread over there blaming the weather for the sudden abundance of dead DUmmies. 

THREE CHEERS FOR GOREBULL WARMING!!!   :yahoo:  :yahoo:  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Purple Sage on March 03, 2014, 03:44:16 AM
THREE CHEERS FOR GOREBULL WARMING!!!   :yahoo:  :yahoo:  :yahoo:

 :rotf:  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: 67 Rover on March 03, 2014, 07:53:59 AM
     I heard this great joke. These two Cavers were looking at DU together, and one of them said, "Gee, it sure does seem like a lot of DUmmies are dying lately. How many dead DUmmies does that make now?"

     And the other Caver said, "Not enough."

      :rofl:

^5
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: obumazombie on April 06, 2014, 03:52:03 AM
There seems to be a mole missing from coach's list.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: dane on April 06, 2014, 09:03:09 AM
There is an 'In Memoriam' page  http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=inmemoriam listed in the announcements section, but not yet linked to on the sidebar
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 06, 2014, 01:06:55 PM
There is an 'In Memoriam' page  http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=inmemoriam listed in the announcements section, but not yet linked to on the sidebar

You can just put "in memoriam" in the search box on the home page.

It's pretty useless. Skimmer's flunkies put it up, then forgot about it.

It's sort of like a DUAC for the dead.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 06, 2014, 03:41:35 PM
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younger than 21
0 (0%)

21-30
14 (4%)
AmazingSchnitzel, boxman15, originalpckelly, ZM90, chrisa, JonLP24, cash__whatiwant, Saokymo, Taitertots, Alexander, Special Prosciuto, renegade000, .99center, Leftist Agitator

31-40
45 (12%)
NCTraveler, shcrane71, tammywammy, alvis, nickinSTL, Maine-ah, FarLeftFist, F. Kafka, snooper2, Brickbat, Zero Division, abelenkpe, Sea-Dog, MichaelMcGuire, sadbear, PunkinPi, Rochester, nmbluesky, FedUpWithIt All, inna, TroglodyteScholar, VenusRising, Earth_First, jpljr77, alcibiades_mystery, scorpiogirl, mrs_p, backscatter712, vaberella, Dr Hobbitstein, ElboRuum, Prism, MrsBrady, Veruca Salt, LadyHawkAZ, Cal Carpenter, foo_bar, stranger81, Terra Alta, Joe Shlabotnik, Patriot 76, ermoore, XemaSab, fascisthunter, Cali_Democrat

41-50
93 (24%)
cyberswede, seabeyond, JNelson6563, Egalitarian Thug, Quixote1818, tnvoter, d_r, alphafemale, SacoMaine61, jenmito, CANDO, One Voice, ellie, woo me with science, CJCRANE, Ian David, Go Vols, Thor_MN, etherealtruth, surrealAmerican, Raine1967, smitra, NikolaC, abolugi, rucky, bpcmxr, MerryBlooms, Starry Messenger, salin, Quantess, cin63, Motown_Johnny, one_voice, redqueen, woodsprite, BumRushDaShow, FreeJoe, Change has come, B2G, Tracyjo, AzDar, riderinthestorm, arely staircase, my2sense, jberryhill, Demonaut, Iggo, Marrah_G, SidDithers, alittlelark, varelse, hfojvt, yewberry, bluedeminredstate, WCIL, baldguy, KathieG, WilliamPitt, Phentex, raouldukelives, loyalsister, Lisa0825, onestepforward, JCinNYC, Rex, stuntcat, Yo_Mama, AllenVanAllen, TBF, TriMera, pa28, Pisces, bullwinkle428, Ishoutandscream2, WinniSkipper, dana_b, TorchTheWitch, progressoid, justabob, Chellee, gtar100, Ruby the Liberal, MrScorpio, HopeHoops, dogknob, demtenjeep, Dead_Parrot, ScreamingMeemie, Behind the Aegis, Arugula Latte, DevonRex, GrantDem, marmar

51-60
132 (34%)
otohara, Tesha, HappyMe, Ichingcarpenter, shanine, Ship of Fools, Vidar, DCBob, orpupilofnature57, Hatchling, SOS, Pugee, Mass, Suziq, undeterred, Delphinus, Gidney N Cloyd, pinto, mainer, NNN0LHI, A HERETIC I AM, ms.smiler, hayrow1, Howler, Logical, mzteris, LASlibinSC, Hollywood Hills, teach1st, amerikat, MuseRider, hedgehog, spockeye, Flashmann, Johnny Noshoes, Mnemosyne , jannyk, UpInArms, mile18blister, Greywing, coalition_unwilling, KaryninMiami, MoreGOPoop, Spazito, laruemtt, CrispyQ, tinymontgomery, trackfan, phylny, SammyWinstonJack, Sheepshank, socialist_n_TN, ronnie624, babylonsister, Swede, amandabeech, kiva, 99Forever, Doremus, mrmpa, kpete, OilemFirchen, pkz, sorcrow, livetohike, BillyJack, mmonk, L0oniX, Not Me, bahrbearian, GReedDiamond, cwydro, PCIntern, Live and Learn, liberaltrucker, Bluerthanblue, Mendocino, Generic Other, Athame, cbayer, kestrel91316, G_j, Jim Lane, dickthegrouch, KinMd, WillyT, Oilwellian, discopants, Cairycat, Douglas Carpenter, Skidmore, woofless, gort, Adsos Letter, arikara, Uncle Joe, Courtesy Flush, slackmaster, libodem, Morning Dew, Comrade Grumpy, mantis49, mike_c, PufPuf23, cojoel, Carolina, grantcart, Meiko, jillan, Kaleva, roody, pintobean, nonpareil, Festivito, IcyPeas, bigtree, SmileyRose, janx, Glitterati, Chazmo, Igel, eppur_se_muova, MadashellLynn, stevedeshazer, Jawja, Martin Eden, PassingFair, 1monster, tokenlib, quaker bill, WCGreen, Trailrider1951

61-70
83 (21%)
oldhippydude, Papillon, Silver Swan, kickysnana, greatauntoftriplets, enough, Ron Green, Synicus Maximus, Ptah, Betsy Ross, grilled onions, FarCenter, charlyvi, Elwood P Dowd, marybourg, TheMastersNemesis, RKP5637, chieftain, rurallib, jerseygranny, lamp_shade, MineralMan, CanisCrocinus, Liberal In Texas, RC, Frosty1, Tennessee Gal, beemer27, Tierra_y_Libertad, intheozone, nevergiveup, Buns_of_Fire, wandy, aint_no_life_nowhere, longship, larkrake, ljm2002, ewagner, Peregrine Took, madokie, bhcodem, lpbk2713, MoonRiver, Laurian, Grey, txwhitedove, Homer Wells, chocolate ink, UTUSN, pinboy3niner, lunatica, westerebus, GentryDixon, Lugnut, mfcorey1, korak, Speck Tater, planetc, Nancy Waterman, brer cat, dixiegrrrrl, bemildred, kskiska, SteveG, CaliforniaPeggy, bornskeptic, annabanana, Arkansas Granny, GeorgeGist, PoiBoy, Jack Sprat, Tikki, frogmarch, Fla Dem, GliderGuider, Greybnk48, raccoon, Blue_In_AK, DURHAM D, pampango, crazylikafox, Suich, Surya Gayatri

71-80
19 (5%)
monmouth, LeFleur1, Graybeard, JitterbugPerfume, IphengeniaBlumgarten, Frustratedlady, GoldenOldie, elifino, Wwagsthedog, Tracer, jwirr, asjr, Chipper Chat, montanacowboy, watercolors, RebelOne, Cleita, CTyankee, enigmatic

over 80
1 (0%)
lumpy

Interesting, I do not see under 21. Most are 41 to 70. There is one who is 80 and above. You would think with so many younger leftists, there would be more of them at DU, but they are practically non-existent.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: tanstaafl on April 06, 2014, 04:42:36 PM
Interesting, I do not see under 21. Most are 41 to 70. There is one who is 80 and above. You would think with so many younger leftists, there would be more of them at DU, but they are practically non-existent.

Would you hang with a bunch of dorks that were always yelling at you to STFU?
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: obumazombie on April 06, 2014, 06:53:11 PM
Would you hang with a bunch of dorks that were always yelling at you to STFU?

And get off my lawn !
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 06, 2014, 10:14:58 PM
Would you hang with a bunch of dorks that were always yelling at you to STFU?

True. DUmmies can't compete with younger leftists. It encroach into their territory.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Karin on April 07, 2014, 08:09:22 AM
Where are all your millenials, DUmmies?  Personally, I think they're turned off by your censorship, and your insistence on lockstep.  I mean you really insist.   That, and you're insane.  Also assholes.  I can only hope you're doing tremendous damage to your own party.

I think it's funny that lumpy, at over age 80, doesn't even register on the scale.  It says 0%.  He doesn't matter.   :bawl:
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: BadCat on April 07, 2014, 05:27:15 PM
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telling the v*****s how y***y they would be.

Lemme guess ...  "vaginas" and "yummy"?
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 07, 2014, 05:29:06 PM
Where are all your millenials, DUmmies?  Personally, I think they're turned off by your censorship, and your insistence on lockstep.  I mean you really insist.   That, and you're insane.  Also assholes.  I can only hope you're doing tremendous damage to your own party.

I think it's funny that lumpy, at over age 80, doesn't even register on the scale.  It says 0%.  He doesn't matter.   :bawl:

DUmmies fear aging. When they see Millenials, they feel they have competition and makes them feel older. They are very territorial.
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: Gina on April 07, 2014, 08:53:18 PM
RIP but please don't start a sentence off like this  :whistling:

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DUer SmileyRose has passed.
She was found regularly on her knees
Title: Re: Yet Another Dead DUmmy - Still No Dead DUmmy Forum At The DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 07, 2014, 09:07:51 PM
RIP but please don't start a sentence off like this 

She sounds like a party girl.