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Title: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 01, 2014, 10:56:45 AM
Webster Lucas is suing McDonald’s for $1.5 million, claiming he is now unable to work because of “undue mental anguish” and “emotional distress.” McDonald’s crime? They only gave him one napkin.

Lucas filed the lawsuit in Pacoima, California following an exchange with a McDonald’s manager last month. Things apparently got out-of-hand after Lucas complained that he had only received one napkin with his Quarter Pounder. (Oh, the humanity!)

Mr. Lucas, who is African-American, says the he was racially abused by the manager (who is reportedly of Hispanic descent) when he went back to the counter to ask for more napkins.
 (http://www.ijreview.com/2014/02/118369-youll-never-guess-customer-suing-mcdonalds-1-5-million-napkin/)

Sounds like a professional victim.  I wonder what his Dummy name is.
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 01, 2014, 11:35:53 AM

Sounds like a professional victim.  I wonder what his Dummy name is.

Probably related to Amber/LadyFreedomReturns.  The queen of mental anguish and PTSD.
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 01, 2014, 01:27:30 PM
Must activate Crybaby Alert.

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3514120/little-brat-o.gif)

:siren: CRYBABY ALERT! :siren:

(http://i3.tinypic.com/vr3qlk.jpg)
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: Dori on March 01, 2014, 02:00:44 PM
He thinks the McDonalds clerk called him a ****** when what he said was "you people".

My experience with the blacks and Mexicans in Los Angeles don't like each other. 




Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: NHSparky on March 01, 2014, 02:49:37 PM
Hmmmm...I did the drive-thru for breakfast the other day.  Not only did I only get one napkin, I asked for some salsa packets and only got one.

What do you think, I'm good for at least what, 2 or 3 million?
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: DefiantSix on March 01, 2014, 03:08:48 PM
Hmmmm...I did the drive-thru for breakfast the other day.  Not only did I only get one napkin, I asked for some salsa packets and only got one.

What do you think, I'm good for at least what, 2 or 3 million?

Only if the manager dismissed your requests with the phrase "cracka-ass 1%er".

Oh, wait...  :thatsright:
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: Freeper on March 02, 2014, 01:26:09 AM
The other day Wendy's put a pickle on my burger, I ordered no pickles, that should be a couple of grand at least. Any lawyers want to represent me on a pro bonehead case?
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: RobJohnson on March 05, 2014, 05:30:45 AM
Hmmmm...I did the drive-thru for breakfast the other day.  Not only did I only get one napkin, I asked for some salsa packets and only got one.

What do you think, I'm good for at least what, 2 or 3 million?

Yes.

I'm offended that they gave me a white napkin. Racist assholes.
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: Eupher on March 05, 2014, 11:29:53 AM
I haven't been to Subway since they recruited the First Wookie in their latest marketing scheme, but one thing I noticed about those people is the dearth of napkins they give you. Maximum of one. You can get more, but ya gotta go back and ask.

They're obviously cutting costs. To the ridiculous point.  :whatever:
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 05, 2014, 12:40:21 PM
I haven't been to Subway since they recruited the First Wookie in their latest marketing scheme, but one thing I noticed about those people is the dearth of napkins they give you. Maximum of one. You can get more, but ya gotta go back and ask.

They're obviously cutting costs. To the ridiculous point.  :whatever:
I stopped going to Quiznos a few years back for their being niggardly on their napkin distribution.  Upon paying for my order I asked for a few more napkins and was given one.  When I asked for more the counter person said "it's a cost savings thing" to which i replied "it's a me not coming back here again thing".
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: Eupher on March 05, 2014, 12:47:34 PM
I stopped going to Quiznos a few years back for their being niggardly on their napkin distribution.  Upon paying for my order I asked for a few more napkins and was given one.  When I asked for more the counter person said "it's a cost savings thing" to which i replied "it's a me not coming back here again thing".

Bingo. h5.
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: Purple Sage on March 05, 2014, 02:51:53 PM
I stopped going to Quiznos a few years back for their being niggardly on their napkin distribution.  Upon paying for my order I asked for a few more napkins and was given one.  When I asked for more the counter person said "it's a cost savings thing" to which i replied "it's a me not coming back here again thing".

Good for you!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: California Man Sues McDonald's For $1.5 Million for only receiving one napkin
Post by: USA4ME on March 05, 2014, 02:59:13 PM
They should have lit a napkin on fire and told Mr. Lucas it was now a sanitary napkin.

I remember when Wendy's use to advertise they gave you lots of napkins.

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