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Title: tooth extractions
Post by: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:04:30 AM
well i went to the free clinic last nite and had a tooth pulled. it was bothering me last nite, but today is much better although i've been looking up what to eat and drink and when. have to make sure i dont get a dry socket.. i hear they hurt right bad. anyone else ever had a tooth extracted?? what did you eat after you had one removed??
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: EagleKeeper on February 28, 2014, 11:12:32 AM
Yeah, gargle mercury.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: DefiantSix on February 28, 2014, 11:14:40 AM
Yeah, gargle mercury.

I can lay hold on some hydrofluoric acid.  Doesn't take as long for the effects to be felt, but it sure is fun to watch.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:18:43 AM
Yeah, gargle mercury.

think i'll pass on that, but i do have this blueish colored stuff the dentist gave me called chlorhexadine i think is how its spelled. some ppl said online to rinse with that. i have two more that need to be pulled but i'm gonna wait till this one heals up completely. its crazy how much pulling they have to do to get it out. pain pills FTW also.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: DefiantSix on February 28, 2014, 11:46:01 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Df7fS0jbjGY/TV0uHdIWKaI/AAAAAAAAAQY/0bSOeD3iEyk/s1600/cats-kitten-sink2.jpg)

Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: DefiantSix on February 28, 2014, 11:47:38 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AU0ic1swUA4/TFWuDp5I-uI/AAAAAAAAACI/qnIkSS8ikzg/s1600/German+beer+steins.jpg)
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:48:57 AM
defiant, that pic doesnt even make sense in this thread.  :hammer:
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: DefiantSix on February 28, 2014, 11:51:12 AM
(http://www.ohbiteit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bapmid1.jpg)
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: EagleKeeper on February 28, 2014, 11:56:13 AM
(http://www.ohbiteit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bapmid1.jpg)


Well, that pretty much does it for me !

Are you kidding, does that really exist ?

I will eat that before I pass, that is my promise.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Chris_ on February 28, 2014, 11:59:35 AM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/pewpew_zps4a2331d6.jpg)
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: EagleKeeper on February 28, 2014, 12:03:16 PM
Ok, D6 is my hero.

http://www.ohbiteit.com/
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: DefiantSix on February 28, 2014, 12:25:54 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/pewpew_zps4a2331d6.jpg)

(http://cutecaptions.com/images/one-of-my-kittens-favorite-spots/steampunk-bazooka-goes-pew-pew-pew.jpg)
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: DefiantSix on February 28, 2014, 12:48:23 PM
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/9f/9f5b13bed9e57c8f78ea33940ab6d0cdf16f6a05de5cb08b31a809b3728f5586.jpg)
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Wineslob on February 28, 2014, 01:42:14 PM
(http://data5.blog.de/media/781/3079781_68a29aaf7c_m.jpeg)
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 28, 2014, 01:49:08 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AU0ic1swUA4/TFWuDp5I-uI/AAAAAAAAACI/qnIkSS8ikzg/s1600/German+beer+steins.jpg)
Got Milk?
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Bad Dog on February 28, 2014, 01:53:46 PM
well i went to the free clinic last nite and had a tooth pulled. it was bothering me last nite, but today is much better although i've been looking up what to eat and drink and when. have to make sure i dont get a dry socket.. i hear they hurt right bad. anyone else ever had a tooth extracted?? what did you eat after you had one removed??

WARNING!!!!!  These people are not providing good advice.  Proceed immediately to www.DemocratUnderground and post your query on the GD forum.  You will not only get great advice but good vibes and healing white light as well.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Karin on February 28, 2014, 01:57:59 PM
Dry socket is real bad, you feel like you got shot in the face.  It occurs from sucking, such as on a cigarette, or a drinking straw.  My husband just got his pulled, and if you keep up with the rinse, you should heal up OK. 
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 28, 2014, 02:01:27 PM
Dry socket is real bad, you feel like you got shot in the face.  It occurs from sucking, such as on a cigarette, or a drinking straw.  My husband just got his pulled, and if you keep up with the rinse, you should heal up OK. 
I have had several pulled the last few years. Always do the same thing afterwards, light a cigarette and get a milk shake. One settles my nerves and the other stops the bleeding. Haven't had a dry socket yet.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 28, 2014, 04:11:45 PM
Ok, D6 is my hero.

http://www.ohbiteit.com/

Both of you get H5s.  That site is awesome.  Lots of bacon dishes there! :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :drool: :drool: :drool: :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: snazuolu on March 01, 2014, 10:28:01 AM
went to the store last nite and bought some ice cream and morton's salt. i read where salt rinses help. EBT card FTW!! gonna try and hold off on eating solid foods till monday if i can. i wanna make sure this thing heals up before the other extractions.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: vesta111 on March 01, 2014, 12:40:37 PM
went to the store last niter and bought some ice cream and Morton's salt. i read where salt rinses help. EBT card FTW!! gonna try and hold off on eating solid foods till Monday if i can. i wanna make sure this thing heals up before the other extractions.

Snag  people in the medical field are taught  about the portal we use every day to give the body our nourishment and fluids to liverwort course.

 Unfortunately the fact that an abscessed  tooth may be sending poison to the heart or brain of a person. Doctors not dentists who give no credence land  mouth to find the source of the disease.  They treat the sympathy's and look no further.

Sinus is a problem, if clogged or what ever you will  get a head thumping headache, go to a doctor and you get pain pills but the doctor does not investigate the cause.

When it comes to your teeth and gums have to remember this is the port hole for your life and as longs it is healthy so should be the rest of your body Crazy when a Doctor of dentistry,  finds a reason for ones ill health/

Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Purple Sage on March 01, 2014, 12:41:44 PM
Somebody justifiably kick your teeth in?  The ex?

I bet she thanks her lucky stars she had the good sense not to procreate with you.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Big Dog on March 01, 2014, 02:29:37 PM
well i went to the free clinic last nite and had a tooth pulled. it was bothering me last nite, but today is much better although i've been looking up what to eat and drink and when. have to make sure i dont get a dry socket.. i hear they hurt right bad. anyone else ever had a tooth extracted?? what did you eat after you had one removed??

Shit, hobo. I'd pull your teeth for free- I'll even donate my valuable time. It's the only free thing you deserve.

Better show up drunk, though. Extraction may be free at Big Dog's Frontier Dental Emporium, but anesthesia will cost you. Besides, anesthesia is for pussies.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: BattleHymn on March 01, 2014, 02:30:50 PM
Big Dog's Frontier Dental Emporium,

 :rotf:<breathes> :rotf:
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: snazuolu on March 01, 2014, 02:48:05 PM
Somebody justifiably kick your teeth in?  The ex?

I bet she thanks her lucky stars she had the good sense not to procreate with you.

lol you actually made me laugh out loud inside the library. 1. i left her. 2. neither one of us had ever wanted kids in our life. kids = the end to an adults life. 3. i've yet to meet a person who could kick my teeth in while 45acp's burnt a hole inside them. andddd 4. its gonna get coldddd tomorrow and some weather.. i need more wood for the fire.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: BattleHymn on March 01, 2014, 02:52:49 PM
kids = the end to an adults life.

Yeah, life sure is a drag when you have someone that expects you to take care of them.

EBT card FTW!!
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Big Dog on March 01, 2014, 02:53:34 PM
lol you actually made me laugh out loud inside the library. 1. i left her. 2. neither one of us had ever wanted kids in our life. kids = the end to an adults life. 3. i've yet to meet a person who could kick my teeth in while 45acp's burnt a hole inside them. andddd 4. its gonna get coldddd tomorrow and some weather.. i need more wood for the fire.

Homeless shelters and public libraries are two places where firearms are generally prohibited.

So which are you doing: lying or breaking the law?
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Big Dog on March 01, 2014, 02:56:35 PM
well i went to the free clinic last nite. here's my x-ray:

(http://cotocrew.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/homer_simpson_xray-112123.jpg)

Thanks for sharing!
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: DefiantSix on March 01, 2014, 02:57:12 PM
Homeless shelters and public libraries are two places where firearms are generally prohibited.

So which are you doing: lying or breaking the law?

Why not both? DUmbshits have never been very good about choosing one over another. It's one reason so many troll conservative web sites.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: snazuolu on March 01, 2014, 03:06:27 PM
Yeah, life sure is a drag when you have someone that expects you to take care of them.


i bet you are jealous of ppl that dont have kids. do you ever lie in bed at nite thinking why oh WHY didnt i pull out?? kids are fine for some, but not me nor my ex. the thought of having kids to her was a travesty. she'd rather just dump hte kid at some orphanage and call it a day. best part is.. she moved away and got married and here it is just over 7 years and no kids still. you'd have an easier time getting a lib to vote for romney than for my ex to have a kid.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Bad Dog on March 01, 2014, 03:22:40 PM
i bet you are jealous of ppl that dont have kids. do you ever lie in bed at nite thinking why oh WHY didnt i pull out?? kids are fine for some, but not me nor my ex. the thought of having kids to her was a travesty. she'd rather just dump hte kid at some orphanage and call it a day. best part is.. she moved away and got married and here it is just over 7 years and no kids still. you'd have an easier time getting a lib to vote for romney than for my ex to have a kid.

After slogging through most of your posts,  I think the best move for you would be to suck start that .45ACP you were bragging about.  It would end your misery and a very nice gesture to those who have been shoveling their money into your trough.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: snazuolu on March 01, 2014, 03:43:58 PM
best part there little dog.. is NOONE has contributed to me. i'm merely getting the return of all those taxes i paid from 88-08. but keep hating your life as you have to get up to goto work on monday while i sit at this here library and type away without a care in the world son.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: BattleHymn on March 01, 2014, 03:54:29 PM
i bet you are jealous of ppl that dont have kids.

Stop making stupid projections, ****nard.  We don't have any children.  It's also none of your business why that is. 

Back to my original point-  you allude to children being a burden, while you yourself, an adult who unlike a child is free to make their own choices, CHOOSES to be a burden on society.       

Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Big Dog on March 01, 2014, 03:58:02 PM
best part there little dog.. is NOONE has contributed to me. i'm merely getting the return of all those taxes i paid from 88-08. but keep hating your life as you have to get up to goto work on monday while i sit at this here library and type away without a care in the world son.

Smoking crack, drinking Mad Dog, and sucking dick behind a Dumpster next to the plasma center are rotting your brain, hobo. Earlier you were whining that your Obama Food Ration Card gets shut off in a couple of months.

You really do need to get your lies straight.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Bad Dog on March 01, 2014, 04:09:10 PM
best part there little dog.. is NOONE has contributed to me. i'm merely getting the return of all those taxes i paid from 88-08. but keep hating your life as you have to get up to goto work on monday while i sit at this here library and type away without a care in the world son.

You are so invested in justifying your disgusting parasitic behavior, you missed my main point.  You need to end your misery. 

A further point, I'm retired so I won't be schlepping off to work Monday and, even if it were possible, I would never admit a useless scumbag like you was my father.....sonny
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: snazuolu on March 01, 2014, 04:33:18 PM
You are so invested in justifying your disgusting parasitic behavior, you missed my main point.  You need to end your misery. 

A further point, I'm retired so I won't be schlepping off to work Monday and, even if it were possible, I would never admit a useless scumbag like you was my father.....sonny

i dont have to justify myself to anyone except God. and as far as being a parasite, tell you what.. you find me a job that i'm willing to do and i'll show you a person willing to work. i will NOT take a job at some walmart or mcdonalds...i am too good for that. i have a 2 yr degree in electronics, i have a BA degree, and i'm a vet. i have standards. i will stick to my standards. your belief that i should jsut take anything that comes along is nothing but cowtowing to obama and his overall plan. i wont give him that satisfaction.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Bad Dog on March 01, 2014, 05:01:53 PM
i dont have to justify myself to anyone except God. and as far as being a parasite, tell you what.. you find me a job that i'm willing to do and i'll show you a person willing to work. i will NOT take a job at some walmart or mcdonalds...i am too good for that. i have a 2 yr degree in electronics, i have a BA degree, and i'm a vet. i have standards. i will stick to my standards. your belief that i should jsut take anything that comes along is nothing but cowtowing to obama and his overall plan. i wont give him that satisfaction.

Veteran of what?
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: dutch508 on March 01, 2014, 05:17:47 PM
Veteran of what?

Oh? Now my interest is piqued! You probably shouldn't have used that line, snagglepuss. (not bad dog)
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: EagleKeeper on March 01, 2014, 05:24:51 PM
He got the banhammer, which by the way I think he richly deserved, but he will be back.

What the hell else is he going to do, read a book?
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Chris_ on March 01, 2014, 07:08:21 PM
Veteran of what?
Star Wars, apparently.

501st (https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ajrs501st.com+snazuolu&oq=site%3Ajrs501st.com+snazuolu&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i58.135j0j8&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8)
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: NHSparky on March 01, 2014, 07:14:32 PM
and as far as being a parasite, tell you what.. you find me a job that i'm willing to do and i'll show you a person willing to work. i will NOT take a job at some walmart or mcdonalds...i am too good for that.

**** you, **** your standards.  And that little sentence right there tells me you ARE a parasite.  Period.

If you had any standards, any pride, any sense of self-worth or obligation to your fellow human, you'd do what it takes to provide for you and yours, and not depend on someone else to do for you.

Good riddance.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Zathras on March 02, 2014, 01:19:10 AM
Star Wars, apparently.

501st (https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ajrs501st.com+snazuolu&oq=site%3Ajrs501st.com+snazuolu&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i58.135j0j8&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8)

Vader would have force choked this fool a long time ago.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Freeper on March 02, 2014, 01:31:40 AM
I had seven teeth pulled the same day. I did everything they tell you not too, and not a single dry socket.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Freeper on March 02, 2014, 01:33:21 AM
**** you, **** your standards.  And that little sentence right there tells me you ARE a parasite.  Period.

If you had any standards, any pride, any sense of self-worth or obligation to your fellow human, you'd do what it takes to provide for you and yours, and not depend on someone else to do for you.

Good riddance.

I hate when people say they are too good for a certain job, but they aren't too good to leech off of other people. Get a damn job flipping burgers until you can find something better.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Purple Sage on March 02, 2014, 01:37:50 AM
He gave the 0 a run for his money in the lying department.  

 :cheersmate: to Freeper.  Glad that vermin is finally gone.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2014, 07:09:49 AM
Typical moocher:

Quote from: the late, not lamented snazbo
itell you what.. you find me a job that i'm willing to do and i'll show you a person willing to work.

Bitch.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2014, 07:12:31 AM
Looking back at this thread, I found something that raised a question.

Quote from: spazzola
well i went to the free clinic last nite and had a tooth pulled.

Whose tooth was it, and from where did spazzola need it pulled?

Remember that old saying, "Surprise sex is best, unless you're in a homeless shelter."
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2014, 07:14:28 AM
Veteran of what?

Two tours at the Salvation Army.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: seahorse513 on March 02, 2014, 08:09:17 AM
I don't know about anybody here, but thanks to Snazshit, my bp should racked up several points. Too good for Walmart indeed!!! :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :mad: :rant:
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2014, 09:17:00 AM
Snazuolu is a specialist in his field.....shoeshine boy....he only does tan shoes.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: BattleHymn on March 02, 2014, 02:49:59 PM
Snazuolu is a specialist in his field.....shoeshine boy....he only does tan shoes.

:racist:
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Karin on March 03, 2014, 01:57:31 PM
What a tiresome piece of shit that was. 
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: seahorse513 on March 03, 2014, 04:15:05 PM
and offensive to boot!!
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2014, 04:20:15 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/derp_zps16738ff3.jpg)
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Big Dog on March 03, 2014, 06:26:41 PM
(http://www.artvehicle.com/content/asides/AV-37-1228768613.jpg)
"Is it safe?"

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_62ckHzyPAhE/TLadiBxeK_I/AAAAAAAAABY/nZuoMLnNanM/s1600/marathon-man_l.jpg)
"I'll ask you again. Is it safe?"
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: obumazombie on March 04, 2014, 01:17:40 AM
^An instant classic, and one of the greatest movies of all times.
Why did you ban snazzy ?
I had a toothache joke to tell him.
And now for something totally different...
How in the EFF did this thread get to 4 pages before I get one word in edgewise ???
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Eupher on March 04, 2014, 08:44:07 AM
^An instant classic, and one of the greatest movies of all times.
Why did you ban snazzy ?
I had a toothache joke to tell him.
And now for something totally different...
How in the EFF did this thread get to 4 pages before I get one word in edgewise ???

just lucky?
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Chris_ on March 04, 2014, 08:47:19 AM
How in the EFF did this thread get to 4 pages before I get one word in edgewise ???
That's what happens when you work for a living.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Purple Sage on March 04, 2014, 11:46:51 AM
just lucky?

Any bets on how long until s/h/it is back?
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Eupher on March 04, 2014, 11:48:36 AM
Any bets on how long until s/h/it is back?

I think he'll spread his goober dust somewhere else (besides the library).
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Chris_ on March 04, 2014, 11:49:53 AM
If you Google his username, it looks like he's had more than one meltdown online and deleted a lot of old posts.
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: Purple Sage on March 04, 2014, 11:54:51 AM
If you Google his username, it looks like he's had more than one meltdown online and deleted a lot of old posts.

Homeless guy has a gym membership?  Panhandle for the dues?
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: MrsSmith on March 04, 2014, 04:53:40 PM
well i went to the free clinic last nite and had a tooth pulled. it was bothering me last nite, but today is much better although i've been looking up what to eat and drink and when. have to make sure i dont get a dry socket.. i hear they hurt right bad. anyone else ever had a tooth extracted?? what did you eat after you had one removed??
Did you start looking for work as a Biomed tech yet?
Title: Re: tooth extractions
Post by: obumazombie on March 05, 2014, 12:37:24 AM
Did you start looking for work as a Biomed tech yet?
He may not be able to sit all day long in a job like that, so I'm going to have to put the kibosh on that