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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dane on February 28, 2014, 06:21:33 AM
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The Straight Story (46,420 posts)
Woman arrested for using 911 to hit on officer
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A Punta Gorda woman was arrested Friday night for misuse of 911, after asking dispatchers to send an officer she found attractive back to her home for some 'extra duty.'
Police say the initial 911 call happened just after 6 p.m., when Maria Montenez-Colon complained that she wanted her Corvette back.
When the officer arrived at the Almar Drive home, he said Montenez-Colon was very drunk.
The 58-year-old immediately told the officer he was sexy and asked if he was married, according to the incident report. Then she started over-sharing.
This is a straight forward story, filled with opportunities for laughter. But, what we find is :jugs:, she of everything having to do with guns, strident foe of objectification, and generally possessor of a bad mood, sayingBainsBane (23,570 posts)
9. Personally, I'd gave gone for a fireman.
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So, Alex the Feminista would make a drunken 911 call, and ask for a fireman to haul out his hose and douse the burning in her bush.
I have no doubt she would howl to the heavens if one of the male DUmmies wrote something similar about a French maid or pro football cheerleader.
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So, Alex the Feminista would make a drunken 911 call, and ask for a fireman to haul out his hose and douse the burning in her bush.
I have no doubt she would howl to the heavens if one of the male DUmmies wrote something similar about a French maid or pro football cheerleader.
Dead-effin'-on. H5.
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BainsBane (23,570 posts)
9. Personally, I'd gave gone for a fireman.
I bet it would take more than a fire hose to douche her out. :puke:
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I bet it would take more than a fire hose to douche her out. :puke:
Europe and Asia have for years used the shaken up bottle of coke to do that.
Somewhere down the line in history when Coke was trying to get their product sold to foreign company's some crafty and wise PR men spread the rumor that coke would kill the clap and syphilis germs in the Working Woman.
After WW2 a rumor was spread that in Central and South America Coke had real Cocaine in it. My Mother believes this to this day, we lived in Panama for a few years in the 1950 and she told me the military there stopped drinking booze and only drank Coke or Rum and Coke.
Those PR men were brilliant they did their jobs well.
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Europe and Asia have for years used the shaken up bottle of coke to do that.
Somewhere down the line in history when Coke was trying to get their product sold to foreign company's some crafty and wise PR men spread the rumor that coke would kill the clap and syphilis germs in the Working Woman.
After WW2 a rumor was spread that in Central and South America Coke had real Cocaine in it. My Mother believes this to this day, we lived in Panama for a few years in the 1950 and she told me the military there stopped drinking booze and only drank Coke or Rum and Coke.
Those PR men were brilliant they did their jobs well.
There is some basis for this 'rumor', hence the "coca" in the name "Coca Cola". A simple nadin search of *cocaine in coca cola* will give numerous sites to read, where you will find that originally there was some cocaine in the product partially made with coca leaves as an ingredient.
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This is a straight forward story, filled with opportunities for laughter. But, what we find is :jugs:, she of everything having to do with guns, strident foe of objectification, and generally possessor of a bad mood, saying
There she goes, thinking with her snatch again.
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There she goes, thinking with her snatch again.
Oh man. Not before dinner. (or after for that matter)
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Response to The Straight Story (Original post)Fri Feb 28, 2014, 01:42 AM
Star Member BainsBane (23,616 posts)
9. Personally, I'd have gone for a fireman.
Last edited Fri Feb 28, 2014, 05:36 PM - Edit history (1)
(For some unfathomable reason, a few folks have deiced this post was meant seriously.
I thought that maybe she had left her computer unlocked and unattended and a spiteful colleague had pulled a prank on her by posting this but I see that she edited to say it was just a joke. I'd bet that the folks she's referring to are CC.
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Odd, even though they proclaim themselves to be smarter than most/all others, some of us can spell correctly. Others of us have the good sense to use spell check when we use words we obviously don't know.
For some unfathomable reason, a few folks have deiced this post was meant seriously.
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Odd, even though they proclaim themselves to be smarter than most/all others, some of us can spell correctly. Others of us have the good sense to use spell check when we use words we obviously don't know.
What deicing compound was used? Ethylene glycol? :???:
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What deicing compound was used? Ethylene glycol? :???:
I was going to post something about deicer and frigidity, but I would have been BS'd from here to Hell and back for it, so I'm not gonna. :tongue:
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Objectification is seems is a two way street. But it only gets approval in one direction.
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I was going to post something about deicer and frigidity, but I would have been BS'd from here to Hell and back for it, so I'm not gonna. :tongue:
Oh, I don't think Alex is frigid, in fact, she's probably a penis FREAK. She just lashes out at men because she can't get any dick.
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Oh, I don't think Alex is frigid, in fact, she's probably a penis FREAK.
One of the reasons I'm partial to redheads ...
She just lashes out at men because she can't get any dick.
But not every redhead. Moonbats need not apply.
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Response to The Straight Story (Original post)Fri Feb 28, 2014, 01:42 AM
Star Member BainsBane (23,616 posts)
9. Personally, I'd have gone for a fireman.
Last edited Fri Feb 28, 2014, 05:36 PM - Edit history (1)
(For some unfathomable reason, a few folks have deiced this post was meant seriously.)
One of the hardest things to do is to be able to live up to one's own standards and, in this case, it seems PhDDs failed miserably.
Does anyone here think that this DUmmie harridan would have allowed a life support system for a penis to get away with "just kidding"?
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Just so I'll be perfectly clear, :jugs: has two subjects about which her panties are always wadded; objectification and guns.
Now, in this post, it appears that :jugs: has attempted to make light of objectification, and then expressed surprise that anyone would take it seriously. Why, based on her past history of stridency on this subject, would she even attempt a joke, if that what it really was.
Unless it is a case of 'do as I say, not as I do.'
Response to The Straight Story (Original post)Fri Feb 28, 2014, 01:42 AM
Star Member BainsBane (23,616 posts)
9. Personally, I'd have gone for a fireman.
Last edited Fri Feb 28, 2014, 05:36 PM - Edit history (1)
(For some unfathomable reason, a few folks have deiced this post was meant seriously.
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Just so I'll be perfectly clear, :jugs: has two subjects about which her panties are always wadded; objectification and guns.
Now, in this post, it appears that :jugs: has attempted to make light of objectification, and then expressed surprise that anyone would take it seriously. Why, based on her past history of stridency on this subject, would she even attempt a joke, if that what it really was.
Unless it is a case of 'do as I say, not as I do.'
The time stamps tell all.
Response to The Straight Story (Original post)Fri Feb 28, 2014, 01:42 AM
Star Member BainsBane (23,616 posts)
9. Personally, I'd have gone for a fireman.
Posted at 1:42 AM: Alex is drunk, lonely, and horny. The batteries in her "little fireman" may have died.
Last edited Fri Feb 28, 2014, 05:36 PM - Edit history (1)
(For some unfathomable reason, a few folks have deiced this post was meant seriously.
Edited at 5:36 PM: Alex has been hoisted by her own petard, lacks the courage to admit her hypocrisy, and tries to play it off as a joke. No one believes her.
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The time stamps tell all.
Posted at 1:42 AM: Alex is drunk, lonely, and horny. The batteries in her "little fireman" may have died.
Edited at 5:36 PM: Alex has been hoisted by her own petard, lacks the courage to admit her hypocrisy, and tries to play it off as a joke. No one believes her.
As far as Alex is concerned, any petard is better than no petard. :rotf:
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Yo, :jugs: :yahoo: how they hangin' sweetcheeks?
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a few folks have deiced this post was meant seriously.
I have no idea what that means.
Sounds like nadin, or maybe a Vesta clone.
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I have no idea what that means.
Sounds like nadin, or maybe a Vesta clone.
Deduced perhaps ? It's all tossed into the "big" word salad.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caBNCUmcLGA[/youtube]
It's not a regular salad
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I have no idea what that means.
Sounds like nadin, or maybe a Vesta clone.
She lives where there's so much ice, that I thought it must be a word... or something. To de-ice is to deduce?