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Title: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: dane on February 28, 2014, 01:34:44 AM
Wife works while husband sits around whining to DU about sick cat, and he thinks she might be "frustrated" by his behavior.  Imagine that!
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diabeticman (1,737 posts)

My wife has been working A LOT of 45 to 55 hour work week and I think she is getting frustrated with  me and the whole situation. Granted all this extra money is coming in handy for Brody and his situation BUT I think I need to do something that will make my wife realize I understand all she is doing.
 
I'm terrible at cleaning the house.

I can't cook to save my life.

Housecleaning is not rocket science, but you must put down the cheetos and step away from the keyboard.

Cooking doesn't have to be rocket science. Get a cooking "how to" book from the library, and cook.

Are DUmmies *really* this helpless?
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: delilahmused on February 28, 2014, 03:31:03 AM
Wife works while husband sits around whining to DU about sick cat, and he thinks she might be "frustrated" by his behavior.  Imagine that!Housecleaning is not rocket science, but you must put down the cheetos and step away from the keyboard.

Cooking doesn't have to be rocket science. Get a cooking "how to" book from the library, and cook.

Are DUmmies *really* this helpless?

The internet is my cookbook. You can find any recipe you want. Heck, there's websites where you can tell them the ingredients you have on hand and they'll give you a meal using what you have. As for cleaning the house, I really hate cleaning house so I get it done early. How hard is it to dust or run a vacuum back and forth? The most time consuming thing I do is clean the kitchen. My dishwasher died and it's usually just me or me & my husband. Doesn't make any sense to replace it.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: catsmtrods on February 28, 2014, 03:39:24 AM
Are DUmmies *really* this helpless?

Yes
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: diesel driver on February 28, 2014, 04:16:46 AM
A "male" DUmmie with a "female" wife.

Very strange...   :confused:
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: dane on February 28, 2014, 06:04:19 AM
A "male" DUmmie with a "female" wife.
Well, so he says.  But they do lie from time to time.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: Big Dog on February 28, 2014, 06:49:16 AM
A "male" DUmmie with a "female" wife.

Very strange...   :confused:

Gender is fluid, and based on self-identification - so say the DUmmies. There is no way to determine the actual sex, or species, of any participant in a DUmmy relationship based only on their use of pronouns. And, as Brother Dane reminded us, DUmmies lie.

The DUmmy's "wife" may be a 13 year old Mexican boy, an opossum, a wool sock soaked in Mazola, a face painted on his hand, or may exist only in his head.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: jukin on February 28, 2014, 09:58:14 AM
I feel for the wife but she had to be pretty stupid to have ended up with a DUchebag. Maybe she will start putting a little D-CON in all of his meals.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: Chris_ on February 28, 2014, 10:01:19 AM
Yes
Seconded.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 28, 2014, 10:26:04 AM
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Are DUmmies *really* this helpless?

Silly question.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: lastparker on February 28, 2014, 10:29:19 AM
The DUmmy's "wife" may be a 13 year old Mexican boy, an opossum, a wool sock soaked in Mazola, a face painted on his hand, or may exist only in his head.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: Purple Sage on February 28, 2014, 10:39:29 AM
The DUmmie's wife works 55 hours a week, then has to come home cook, clean, and do the laundry.  She needs to kick this DUmmie to the curb.  She probably will vote R this go 'round as she is getting a first hand glimpse of what it is like to support the worthless.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: Dori on February 28, 2014, 11:36:53 AM
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I can't cook to save my life.

I bet you could make a grilled cheese sandwich. 

Maybe Demo-Dummy could show you how it's done. 
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:42:08 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 28, 2014, 11:48:33 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

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Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: EagleKeeper on February 28, 2014, 11:51:01 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

You are at the library, read a friggin book for pitys sake.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 11:57:34 AM
i already read all the "true conservative" books they have in here.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: Dori on February 28, 2014, 12:00:30 PM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil??

Why don't you get a job working from home?

Oh wait....
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: snazuolu on February 28, 2014, 12:06:06 PM
nothing like kicking a person when they're down huh dori. i have come to learn to expect that from on here.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 28, 2014, 12:19:15 PM
nothing like kicking a person when they're down huh dori. i have come to learn to expect that from on here.

Seemed like a pretty valid question.  Put up or shut up is a very reasonable request to make.  how many resumes have you spread out there today?
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: delilahmused on February 28, 2014, 01:25:49 PM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

Hyperbole much? Not one person here said work is the only thing that matters. Does this guy work at home and make good money? Since he's thankful for everything his wife does it appears he doesn't. He admits he's not good at cooking and cleaning but his wife often works 55 hours a week so who's doing the housecleaning? If he's not doing home chores, someone has to be, which means his wife (who he wants to thank...just not with cooking and cleaning) has to. So, whether or not there is more to life than work, his poor wife can't afford the luxury. Someone has to pay the bills, how would you suggest they do that? I bet she'd like to know so she's not exhausted all the time.

I didn't "work" while my kids were growing up. I homeschooled them but since I was home, it was also my job to keep the house clean, cook, etc. Since this is a partnership why shouldn't my husband (or his wife) expect me to do my part? There were times when he had to work two jobs (which is akin her 55 hours) so I could be home with our boys. Even if he does work, he obviously doesn't work 55 hours so it makes sense that he should do the majority of the household chores. How "good" do you have to be to dust, vac, mop, put dishes in the dishwasher or wash them by hand, wipe counter tops, swish a brush around a toilet, do some laundry, etc. For someone whose so concerned about work not being important, you sure seem to think it's okay for this man's wife to have very little down time.

Now I do work at home. I raise chickens and sell their eggs. It's hard work and I love it, but it won't pay all the bills so my husband still has to work. In my spare time I make jewelry, but that's after I do the days chores. Like his wife, my husband works very hard, he should at least expect a clean home and a good meal when he's here. I can see why you have so many bitch slaps, your argument is ridiculous and doesn't address the issues this guy has.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: Bad Dog on February 28, 2014, 01:58:24 PM
i already read all the "true conservative" books they have in here.

How many were there.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: RWKindaGuy on February 28, 2014, 02:13:14 PM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

There's more to life than sitting around while your wife does everything for you.  By the way, he's not "working" from home.  On this side of the planet, we call that a LOSER.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: Carl on February 28, 2014, 02:19:05 PM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

Sure,but lazy leeches are always lazy leeches.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: kraven on February 28, 2014, 02:33:07 PM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

Is this a joke? Yes, being a contributing member of society is important. And this DUmmy in question is contributing nothing. Wah, can't get a job, wah, can't clean, wah, can't cook. Can't, can't, can't. My mama taught me can't means won't. All excuses and hot air. A friggin trained chimp can clean the house, do the laundry. It doesn't make much to prepare a meal. Show some appreciation for the fact the wife is busting her ass to support the family. Instead of sitting on DU all day whimpering about a cat. Friggin loser.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: dane on February 28, 2014, 02:40:50 PM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.
I'm at a loss as to how this is a response to a post about a lazy ass parasite who, while his 'wife' is out working, is playing on the internet and complaining that he doesn't know how to clean or cook.

Neither of those activities takes an enormous amount of skill, but they both do require getting off the couch.

The parasite could quite easily do an internet search for house cleaning and cooking tips.

You get another BS on your record because your response makes no sense
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 28, 2014, 02:40:56 PM
Is this a joke? Yes, being a contributing member of society is important. And this DUmmy in question is contributing nothing. Wah, can't get a job, wah, can't clean, wah, can't cook. Can't, can't, can't. My mama taught me can't means won't. All excuses and hot air. A friggin trained chimp can clean the house, do the laundry. It doesn't make much to prepare a meal. Show some appreciation for the fact the wife is busting her ass to support the family. Instead of sitting on DU all day whimpering about a cat. Friggin loser.

:clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 28, 2014, 03:31:46 PM
There's more to life than sitting around while your wife does everything for you.  By the way, he's not "working" from home.  On this side of the planet, we call that a LOSER.

Hell, he's not even working AT home, from the sound of it...total fail on both the housework and the cooking, which means he really isn't doing jack except haunting the internet all day. No wonder she's getting tired of him.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: BadCat on February 28, 2014, 04:44:02 PM
The DUmmie's wife works 55 hours a week, then has to come home cook, clean, and do the laundry.  She needs to kick this DUmmie to the curb.  She probably will vote R this go 'round as she is getting a first hand glimpse of what it is like to support the worthless.

Biden sez that because of democratcare, she can quit her job to pursue her dreams.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: diesel driver on February 28, 2014, 07:01:45 PM
i already read all the "true conservative" books they have in here.

I tried to read all the "true liberal" books at the library, but they were already colored in.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 28, 2014, 07:11:16 PM
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diabeticman (1,737 posts)

My wife has been working A LOT of 45 to 55 hour work week and I think she is getting frustrated with  me and the whole situation. Granted all this extra money is coming in handy for Brody and his situation BUT I think I need to do something that will make my wife realize I understand all she is doing.
 
I'm terrible at cleaning the house.

I can't cook to save my life.

Wow. Just wow. I'm suspecting his wife is getting tired of his mooching ass. Yo dummie? Get a freaking job. Don't care if it is being a walmart greeter, get a job. Then help out around the house. Otherwise... if your wife ain't butt freaking ugly you gonna find yourself outdoors with DainBramaged. Even if she is butt ugly there will be some guy that will take her and treat her like a queen. Might just take some time.

Freaking loser.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: Purple Sage on March 01, 2014, 02:14:08 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

Let me guess... This thread hit a nerve because the wifey got tired of supporting your worthless azz.  Come on and admit it.  You didn't get rid of the wife, the cars, the house, etc...  She kicked you to the curb and took them just as this other's wife is probably going to eventually do.
Title: Re: DUmmy DIabeticman thinks wife is tired of him being a leech
Post by: NHSparky on March 01, 2014, 07:13:28 AM
is work all that matters to you ppl?? what about the ppl who work from home and make good money? are they just as evil?? work does NOT determine a persons character. some of the hardest working ppl i have known are the biggest assholes on this planet. there IS more to life than going to work everyday.

Jesus H. Tapdancing Baby Christ on a cement bicycle, you're still here?

And yeah, if I came home after a 12-14 hour day and found the house a shithole to the point I'd have to fend for myself, cook, clean, etc., and the other occupants are all able-bodied adults, you damn right I'd be pissed.  Even a 4-hour day.  And working at home doesn't change the fact this ****er is a lazy POS, just like you.