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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ChuckJ on February 27, 2014, 08:15:30 PM

Title: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: ChuckJ on February 27, 2014, 08:15:30 PM
Just wondering.
Title: Re:
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 27, 2014, 08:19:03 PM
Bible.  Ten Commandments.  The Constitution.

That's just a start.
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: diesel driver on February 27, 2014, 08:19:10 PM
I said "The Bible".

All those "Thou Shall Not's" in the Ten Commandments really set them off.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 27, 2014, 08:20:15 PM
Just wondering.
The Bible.....because it has some do's that they don't like and some don'ts that they like.
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: ChuckJ on February 27, 2014, 08:24:10 PM
I would have to choose the Bible too, but since the Torah is from Judaism (read Joooooos)...

Then add in the Constitution with the First (as intended not as they interpret it) and Second Ammendments.

I think it's a close call.
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: Delmar on February 27, 2014, 08:29:07 PM
Since they're too damn stupid to read and understand any of the three choices, it would have to be a very blind, superficial, uninformed hate.  I choose the Bible.
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: Skul on February 27, 2014, 08:34:56 PM
I choose Constitution.
It's based on the principles of both the Bible, and the Torah.
Therefore, it is triply evil.
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 28, 2014, 01:31:37 AM
I chose the constitution, though I think, specifically, they hate the bill of rights.

The constitution grants powers to government, which they of course are all for, particularly when its a power they can "grey area" and expand to their hearts content and/or our pocketbooks detriment. The "Interstate Commerce Clause" is one such example.

The bill of rights on the other hand, says "government is forbidden from <insert forbidden exercise of power here>".

That, they can not abide, except when they're using one facet or another, to club their ideological opponents with. They're all for freedom of speech, until someone says something they don't like or disagree with, for example.

CMD
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: delilahmused on February 28, 2014, 03:33:24 AM
I chose the Bible because without it there might not be a constitution.

Cindie
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 28, 2014, 04:34:32 AM
I chose the Bible because without it there might not be a constitution.

Cindie

Exactly, and the Bible also covers the Torah.
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: MrsSmith on February 28, 2014, 05:45:44 AM
The ones they know all about, but have never read...
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: franksolich on February 28, 2014, 05:50:30 AM
I chose the constitution, though I think, specifically, they hate the bill of rights.

The constitution grants powers to government, which they of course are all for
, particularly when its a power they can "grey area" and expand to their hearts content and/or our pocketbooks detriment. The "Interstate Commerce Clause" is one such example.

The bill of rights on the other hand, says "government is forbidden from <insert forbidden exercise of power here>".

That, they can not abide, except when they're using one facet or another, to club their ideological opponents with. They're all for freedom of speech, until someone says something they don't like or disagree with, for example.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: USA4ME on February 28, 2014, 08:12:59 AM
I said Bible. The hatred of freedom, liberty, and justice starts, at its core, with a hatred for God.

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Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 28, 2014, 09:56:11 AM
I chose the constitution, though I think, specifically, they hate the bill of rights.

The constitution grants powers to government, which they of course are all for, particularly when its a power they can "grey area" and expand to their hearts content and/or our pocketbooks detriment. The "Interstate Commerce Clause" is one such example.

The bill of rights on the other hand, says "government is forbidden from <insert forbidden exercise of power here>".

That, they can not abide, except when they're using one facet or another, to club their ideological opponents with. They're all for freedom of speech, until someone says something they don't like or disagree with, for example.

CMD

H5 for that one.  As important as the Bible is, it was written in an age where kings ruled by divine right and slavery was not only accepted but normal and so not a thing that would be impossible to turn to their purposes if they were so inclined, and if they could get past the concept that there is some power in the Universe more knowing than themselves.  I don't think it's so much the Bible itself that they can't deal with, as the institutions and values of Christianity that have grown up in the intervening 2000 years.
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: Carl on February 28, 2014, 10:18:39 AM
They cherry pick all as it suits them,grotesquely misinterpret as needed and ignore all that condemns them and their ideology.
Title: Re: Which book/document do the DUmmies hate the most
Post by: Purple Sage on February 28, 2014, 12:17:55 PM
I choose Constitution.
It's based on the principles of both the Bible, and the Torah.
Therefore, it is triply evil.

That's it in a nutshell.  ^5!