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Title: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: dutch508 on February 23, 2014, 06:11:14 PM
Oooooo... this won't be good. There can be no hatin of the DU Holy grails, be they teh ghey, teh commies, teh feminazis, and least of all teh green environazigheyfems!

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HockeyMom (11,797 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024543257

What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Burn wood in a fireplace? Horror, NO. Smoke. Lung Cancer. Grill food? Horror, NO. Smoke. Lung Cancer. Clean the oven? Horror, NO. Smoke. Lung Cancer. Blow out a friggen candle inside the house? Horror, NO. Smoke. Lung Cancer.

I am totally SICK of paranoid health fanatics. Ok, I will smoke outside to keep "you" safe,but don't dare tell me you will get LUNG CANCER from fireplaces, grilling food, cleaning ovens, or burning candles.

You know what? I would rather BE dead that so live in fear that just the pleasures of every day life is going to kill you. Screw you, medical science and your promotion of FEAR to make YOU $$$$$. Life ain't worth living if you live every day of your life in fear that something is going to kill you.


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Nuclear Unicorn (10,124 posts)
11. "Some of these folks act like death can be avoided altogether if you just live right."

Or that life would be worth living if we obeyed all their dictates.
Oooo.... there is two haters!

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nadinbrzezinski (129,940 posts)
6. I don't mind grilling, but the HOA does

with good reason. No, not cancer, FIRE RISK... and it is very real

I do put out candles, but never leave any on, fire risk. (that is not paranoia, I could show you the stats. That is too many years in EMS, trust me, they are higher than cancer from a wick)

That said, you need to lighten up, and yes, I do hope you enjoy them cigs, and never, ever get COPD, Emphysema or the rest of them. My dad smoked to the last day of his life. He used to think he would be invincible. He was on O2 for the last two years of his life. I truly hope you avoid that.

Nads telling someone to lighten up over a post? WTF!?!?!? She does make the post about her though.
 

Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 23, 2014, 06:16:02 PM
Well I smoke, grill, clean the oven and if I had a fireplace would use that too. I use candles when the power goes out.

I guess I'm gonna die. Whoop-de-doo.
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Big Dog on February 23, 2014, 06:33:07 PM
Well I smoke, grill, clean the oven and if I had a fireplace would use that too. I use candles when the power goes out.

I guess I'm gonna die. Whoop-de-doo.

I'm right there with you, buddy.

   Cigars
+ Smoking meat
+ Grill
+ Woodburning stove
+ Bonfires in the yard
= DOOM
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: ChuckJ on February 23, 2014, 06:41:52 PM
A man and his wife were on a long road trip. They stopped at a small store in the county. The store had a porch. A guy, who looked to be very old, was rocking in a chair on the porch. The husband went into the store to get what was needed while the wife remained outside to talk with the old man.

When the husband stepped out of the store the wife informed him that the old man in the rocking chair was hundred years old. The husband asked the guy, “so you’ve really been alive one hundred years?” The old man answered that he had. The husband asked what he had done to live so long. The old man said that he had never drank any alcohol, that he never ate any bacon, that he never ate anything fried or grilled, that he had never smoked, and that he had never gotten frisky with wild women.

The husband looked at the wife and said, “He’s lying. He hasn’t lived a hundred years. He just feels like he has.”
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Delmar on February 23, 2014, 06:57:31 PM
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Response to HockeyMom (Original post)Fri Feb 21, 2014, 06:59 PM
TheBlackAdder (715 posts)
8. Broiling a steak and burning tobacco are two different things. Cigs release polonium-210.

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Anything that is burned to a char creates a carcinogen. The two foods with the
highest carcinogens are red wine (2 fermentation processes) and mushrooms.

However, organic leaf products contain polonium-210 that does not harm a person.
Polonium is only release when the leaf is burned and the isotope is released.
Now, polonium is harmless to a human when it is outside of the body, since it
cannot penetrate the human skin. However, when it is burned and released within
the body, it cannot escape and causes much damage.

Also, when my father was dying from mesothelioma from asbestos, the doctors
at Fox Chase said that heat is dangerous to lung tissue, including hot showers.

It causes mutations in the cells. Smoking, besides all of the other chemicals in
released into the lungs, including tar, carbon monoxide, etc... the heat is extremely
dangerous to the lung tissues.
Hot showers are dangerous now?  Sounds more like a DUmmy making excuses for not taking showers.
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: BattleHymn on February 23, 2014, 07:09:11 PM
I'm right there with you, buddy.

   Cigars
+ Smoking meat
+ Grill
+ Woodburning stove
+ Bonfires in the yard
= DOOM

I'm with you on everything but the cigars-  although I love the smell of a good cigar or pipe tobacco. 

Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Big Dog on February 23, 2014, 09:08:35 PM
I'm with you on everything but the cigars-  although I love the smell of a good cigar or pipe tobacco. 

That's OK, my friend. I'll smoke your share!
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 23, 2014, 09:23:25 PM
That's OK, my friend. I'll smoke your share!

Me too. You take the cigars, I'll take the cigs!!!   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on February 23, 2014, 10:09:07 PM
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What Global Warming Fantatics have created
Burn wood in a fireplace? Horror, NO. Pollution. Global Warming. Grill food? Horror, NO. Pollution. Global Warming. Drive an SUV? Horror, NO. Pollution. Global Warming. Use an incandescent light bulb? Horror, NO. Pollution. Global Warming.

I am totally SICK of paranoid global warming fanatics. Ok, I will barbeque outside to keep "you" safe, but don't dare tell me the earth will turn into a burnt cinder from fireplaces, grilling food, SUVs, or light bulbs.

You know what? I would rather BE dead that so live in fear that just the pleasures of every day life is going to kill you. Screw you, climate science frauds and your promotion of FEAR to make YOU $$$$$. Life ain't worth living if you live every day of your life in fear that something is going to destroy the earth.

Fixed...
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: RobJohnson on February 24, 2014, 12:23:43 AM
DUmmies won't be able to  :stoner:
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: RobJohnson on February 24, 2014, 12:44:29 AM
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HockeyMom (11,797 posts)

142. Anyone who GRILLS near your home
 




is polluting your air space. Get it????
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: diesel driver on February 24, 2014, 02:36:51 AM
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HockeyMom (11,797 posts)

142. Anyone who GRILLS near your home

is polluting your air space. Get it????


Got it! 

Where do you live?   :lmao:
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: txradioguy on February 24, 2014, 03:20:47 AM
Knowing that it would piss off the DUmmies to no end...I think I shall go to the PX for a Cigar...get some steaks to cook on the grill this weekend and top it off by sitting out on the porch enjoying the warmth of our fire pit. :)
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Lacarnut on February 24, 2014, 05:55:09 AM
Quit smoking many years ago. Not an anti- smoker though. Betcha these high and mighty folks would not have a problem smoking weed. 
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Splashdown on February 24, 2014, 06:07:02 AM
I'm right there with you, buddy.

   Cigars
+ Smoking meat
+ Grill
+ Woodburning stove
+ Bonfires in the yard
= DOOM

First decent day today. I enjoyed my first Brick House cigar in ages!
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Big Dog on February 24, 2014, 06:30:11 AM
First decent day today. I enjoyed my first Brick House cigar in ages!

Nice!

I sat out and had a Patel Brothers Cargo after I cut and split firewood. I put up half a cord of applewood.

Doing my part to stop global cooling!
Title: Re: Re: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Jmartin on February 24, 2014, 06:41:23 AM
Quit smoking many years ago. Not an anti- smoker though. Betcha these high and mighty folks would not have a problem smoking weed. 

Smoke a pack day. Quit twice but couldn't make it stick. My ADHD wouldn't let me. Was like a lost puppy. Refuse to take any that shit they call medicine for it. Makes you pretty much a drone.
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: MrsSmith on February 24, 2014, 07:12:08 AM
Well I smoke, grill, clean the oven and if I had a fireplace would use that too. I use candles when the power goes out.

I guess I'm gonna die. Whoop-de-doo.
The last time I looked it up, the death rate was still 100%.    :-)
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: JGHB on February 24, 2014, 07:52:52 AM
Quit smoking many years ago. Not an anti- smoker though. Betcha these high and mighty folks would not have a problem smoking weed. 

I quit smoking in Nov. of '11 and discovered electronic cigarettes.  They are more fun than smoking ever was.
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: AprilRazz on February 24, 2014, 08:25:27 AM
My great-grandmother smoked 2-3 packs of unfiltered cigarettes and drank a quart of vodka a day. She died peacefully in her sleep at the tender age of 103.
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Wineslob on February 24, 2014, 09:11:35 AM
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   Cigars
+ Smoking meat
+ Grill
+ Woodburning stove
+ Bonfires in the yard
= PARTY


FIFY
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 24, 2014, 11:59:55 AM
I'm right there with you, buddy.

   Cigars
+ Smoking meat
+ Grill
+ Woodburning stove
+ Bonfires in the yard
= DOOM

Which reminds me, I forgot to start my car and let it run all day long.  Just to pollute the air, ya' know.  :-)
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Purple Sage on February 24, 2014, 08:18:33 PM
The DUmmies would stroke around my place.  We do all the above and if it's very cold out, sit between the bonfire and the fire pit to ensure our backs stay warm.  I'd rather die young than not live life as they dictate.
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: jukin on February 25, 2014, 10:21:56 AM
I think we all know that there are two types of leftists; The gullible ones a majority and the cunning and ruthless ones. DUches are in the gullible column. They will believe just about anything and the less common sense an idea has the bore the DUmmys will go with it.

7 foods that were supposed to be incredibly unhealthy — but are actually anything but - Salon.com
http://www.salon.com/2014/02/21/7_foods_that_were_supposed_to_be_incredibly_unhealthy_%E2%80%94%C2%A0but_are_actually_anything_but_partner/

Guarantee the Duchebags all feel for those but now believe they are good because SALON!!!
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 25, 2014, 10:26:25 AM
I think we all know that there are two types of leftists; The gullible ones a majority and the cunning and ruthless ones. DUches are in the gullible column. They will believe just about anything and the less common sense an idea has the bore the DUmmys will go with it.

7 foods that were supposed to be incredibly unhealthy — but are actually anything but - Salon.com
http://www.salon.com/2014/02/21/7_foods_that_were_supposed_to_be_incredibly_unhealthy_%E2%80%94%C2%A0but_are_actually_anything_but_partner/

Guarantee the Duchebags all feel for those but now believe they are good because SALON!!!

They aren't just gullible, they are hypocrites.  They rarely practice what they preach.
Title: Re: What Anti Smoking Fantatics have created
Post by: jtyangel on February 25, 2014, 11:13:53 AM
Hot showers are dangerous now?  Sounds more like a DUmmy making excuses for not taking showers.

Isn't that a riot too since most drs will tell you to put a child or yourself into a hot, steamy shower when you have croup :thatsright: