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Title: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Dori on February 23, 2014, 12:40:53 PM: Quote
rrneck (16,254 posts)

Take the brain test.

http://en.sommer-sommer.com/braintest/

I took their stupid test and came up with 66% of thinking with the left side of my brain. and 34% for the right.

Noticing how many of the DUmmies had a majority of right brained results, made me wonder how conservatives compare.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018578442

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Orrex (39,845 posts)

1. 81% right

Do I get points for finding the rebooted thread?

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TeeYiYi (5,620 posts)

7. 53 left 47 right.

I'm right handed.

It said, "Congratulations, you use your brain equally."

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dixiegrrrrl (34,971 posts)

12. 84% left

which surprised me.

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RebelOne (29,292 posts)

21. Equally -- 49 left 51 right

I am left handed.

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csziggy (15,480 posts)

26. Same as antique but swapped - 44% left, 56% right

Right handed.

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djean111 (2,509 posts)

1. 31% left, 69% right

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mindwalker_i (2,273 posts)

4. It told me my brain was a walnut

78% right (images, creativity, chaos). Interesting, given that I triple-majored in electrical engineering, computer engineering, and physics.

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yourout (6,365 posts)

5. 44 left, 56 right.

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Star Member LostOne4Ever (1,751 posts)

7. How?
Im very logical, verbal, and scientific. The type of person usually defined as left brained. Test says im more right brain oriented

31% left 69% right

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In general, schools tend to favor left-brain modes of thinking, while downplaying the right-brain ones. Left-brain scholastic subjects focus on logical thinking, analysis, and accuracy. Right-brained subjects, on the other hand, focus on aesthetics, feeling, and creativity.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: NHSparky on February 23, 2014, 12:49:25 PM: 57/43 in favor of left.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Zathras on February 23, 2014, 12:52:13 PM: 63% left, 37% right....good to see my brain has nothing in common with DUmbasses.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: NHSparky on February 23, 2014, 12:56:13 PM: I know some pretty logical people who use BOTH sides.

Then again, most of the DUmmies don't use either. They may favor one side or the other, but both hemispheres are about as useful as a football bat.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Carl on February 23, 2014, 01:04:15 PM: It came out 50/50...do I get a cookie now?
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: franksolich on February 23, 2014, 01:06:09 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on February 23, 2014, 12:56:13 PM
I know some pretty logical people who use BOTH sides.

Then again, most of the DUmmies don't use either. They may favor one side or the other, but both hemispheres are about as useful as a football bat.

69-31. I have no idea what that means.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Delmar on February 23, 2014, 01:16:33 PM: 59/41 A bit of a spread but it still qualifies as using both sides equally.

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Response to rrneck (Original post)Sun Feb 23, 2014, 12:56 AM
Star Member Agschmid (6,585 posts)
8. 59-L 41-R

I'm fair and balanced... LOL.

Not my mole. Just a coincidence.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Dori on February 23, 2014, 01:20:27 PM: Quote from: franksolich on February 23, 2014, 01:06:09 PM
69-31. I have no idea what that means.

(http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w556/Doriville/brain_zpsc32ae8c0.png) (http://s1329.photobucket.com/user/Doriville/media/brain_zpsc32ae8c0.png.html)

http://www.funderstanding.com/brain/right-brain-vs-left-brain/
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: NHSparky on February 23, 2014, 01:26:31 PM: Quote from: franksolich on February 23, 2014, 01:06:09 PM
69-31. I have no idea what that means.

You rely more upon logic, reason, and factual analysis than emotion and creativity, so the theory goes.

My point being is that it doesn't matter which part of a Dummy brain they favor, all parts or their brains being pretty much equally worthless.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: franksolich on February 23, 2014, 01:28:01 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on February 23, 2014, 01:26:31 PM
My point being is that it doesn't matter which part of a Dummy brain they favor, all parts or their brains being pretty much equally worthless.

Right; I was agreeing with you, sir.

<<<always listens to NHSparky.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: NHSparky on February 23, 2014, 01:37:41 PM: Quote from: franksolich on February 23, 2014, 01:28:01 PM
<<<always listens to NHSparky.

God only knows why. I suppose if I can't serve as a shining example, I can be a terrible warning.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: marv on February 23, 2014, 01:44:51 PM: 50-50 (http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/tongue2.gif)
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: dutch508 on February 23, 2014, 02:10:51 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on February 23, 2014, 01:37:41 PM
God only knows why. I suppose if I can't serve as a shining example, I can be a terrible warning.

Spark's super secret VRWC officer eval report remarks.

1. Since my last report this employee has reached
rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this employee to breed.

3. This employee is really not much of a has-been,
but more of a definite won't be.

4. Works well when under constant supervision and
cornered like a rat in a trap.

5. When he opens her mouth, it seems it is only to
change feet.

6. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot
puddle.

7. This young man has delusions of adequacy.

8. He sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them.

9. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of
an idiot.

10. This employee should go far, and the sooner he
starts the better.

11. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to
hold it all together.

12. A gross ignoramus --- 144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus.

13. He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.

14. He's been working with glue too much.

14. He would argue with a signpost.

15. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the
room.

16. When his IQ reaches 50 he should sell.

17. If you see two people talking and one looks bored,
he's the other one.

18. A photographic memory but with the lens cover
glued on.

19. Donated his brain to science before he was done
using it.

20. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the
train isn't coming.

21. He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is
out looking for it.

22. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week.

23. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd
get change.

24. It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other
sperm.

25. One neuron short of a synapse.

26. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only
gargled.

27. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 23, 2014, 03:09:05 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on February 23, 2014, 12:49:25 PM
57/43 in favor of left.

I was pretty close to that: 56L-44R.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 23, 2014, 03:24:58 PM: "You use your brain equally."......is that good or bad?
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: FlaGator on February 23, 2014, 04:20:05 PM: 63 left 37 right
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: BattleHymn on February 23, 2014, 04:24:37 PM: I wonder if Doug Bulna will chime in with his results. The test should have some sort of handicap for people like Doug who have had part of their brain scooped out.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: diesel driver on February 23, 2014, 05:39:47 PM: Quote from: franksolich on February 23, 2014, 01:06:09 PM
69-31. I have no idea what that means.

Same here, frank! 69 left, 31 right.

We must be twin brothers from different mothers! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: marv on February 23, 2014, 05:45:56 PM: Then they take another brain test...a little more comprehensive.

http://www.wherecreativitygoestoschool.com/vancouver/left_right/rb_test.htm

Mine was 67left-33right
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: dutch508 on February 23, 2014, 05:51:25 PM: 41% LEFT 59% RIGHT.

:tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 23, 2014, 06:04:36 PM: Mine was 88 percent left, 12 percent right. Probably has a lot to do with the left/right hand/leg/eye test. I'm right handed and for the eye test my right eye is the stronger one by far so I always close the left.

What all that means? Beats me. Don't know, don't care and I'm too lazy to look it up. :-)

On edit... got curious and took the test again. Answered exactly the same except for the left/right test and got the same result 88 percent to 12 percent. This time though it was 88 percent right, 12 percent left brain.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: freedumb2003b on February 23, 2014, 06:08:02 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 23, 2014, 03:24:58 PM
"You use your brain equally."......is that good or bad?

Yes.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Dori on February 23, 2014, 06:11:51 PM: Quote from: marv on February 23, 2014, 05:45:56 PM
Then they take another brain test...a little more comprehensive.

http://www.wherecreativitygoestoschool.com/vancouver/left_right/rb_test.htm

Mine was 67left-33right

I took this one too. I have a five point diff. from the other one.

Left Brain Right Brain
61% 39%
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 23, 2014, 06:12:37 PM: Quote from: marv on February 23, 2014, 05:45:56 PM
Then they take another brain test...a little more comprehensive.

http://www.wherecreativitygoestoschool.com/vancouver/left_right/rb_test.htm

Mine was 67left-33right

I took that one and it said: 54 left, 46 right.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 23, 2014, 06:12:48 PM: Quote from: marv on February 23, 2014, 05:45:56 PM
Then they take another brain test...a little more comprehensive.

http://www.wherecreativitygoestoschool.com/vancouver/left_right/rb_test.htm

Mine was 67left-33right

51L-49R. Five points 'right' shift from the one mentioned by the DUmbshit.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Carl on February 23, 2014, 06:23:37 PM: Quote from: marv on February 23, 2014, 05:45:56 PM
Then they take another brain test...a little more comprehensive.

http://www.wherecreativitygoestoschool.com/vancouver/left_right/rb_test.htm

Mine was 67left-33right

Thank you for taking the Creativity Test. The results show your brain dominance as being:
Left Brain Right Brain
52% 48%
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Delmar on February 23, 2014, 06:47:17 PM: I scored 59/41 on the original test and 54/46 on the second one. My least dominant characteristics for my brain halves were symbolic for my left half and holistic on the right, which is okay since holistic sounds like kind of a fruity characteristic to have, anyway. My dominant characteristics were verbal on my left and intuitive on the right which sounds kind of femmy, like I have women's intuition. I'm not going to let it get me down. Since my scores for both tests were kind of close, maybe there is something to it.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: redwhit on February 23, 2014, 07:27:39 PM: Well, looks like I'm the one that screwed the curve: 22/78

Well, I am a reformed hippie.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: DUKOTA on February 23, 2014, 10:34:31 PM: Quote from: marv on February 23, 2014, 01:44:51 PM
50-50 (http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/tongue2.gif)

Same here.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: DefiantSix on February 24, 2014, 12:45:16 AM: 37% left, 63% right.

Funny thing is, that I could get the dancer to spin in either direction, and the stupid test had no option for that.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Vagabond on February 24, 2014, 12:48:48 AM: 28 right/72 Left. Considering that I am used to having to creatively problem solve....

55 right / 45 left on the creativity goes to school one.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 24, 2014, 06:15:33 AM: Quote
Star Member LostOne4Ever (1,751 posts)

7. How?
Im very logical, verbal, and scientific. The type of person usually defined as left brained. Test says im more right brain oriented

31% left 69% right

If that is true, then you should know that the science is settled.

You're lying. You're over-emotional, spastic and willing to believe in Fairy Dust encrusted Chocolate Unicorns in order to placate your fragile ego.

Quote from: BattleHymn on February 23, 2014, 04:24:37 PM
I wonder if Doug Bulna will chime in with his results. The test should have some sort of handicap for people like Doug who have had part of their brain scooped out.

He uses the remote 37% with his left hand/63% with his right.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: miskie on February 24, 2014, 06:49:34 AM: I ended up 31% left 69% right, which doesn't surprise me at all.

edit : and 33% 67% on the second test. Roughly the same results.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: hillneck on February 24, 2014, 07:18:42 AM: 78% left 22% right. Don't think it will have much bearing in going forward with the rest of my life.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Scoobie on February 24, 2014, 07:33:54 AM: Left 66/Right 34 on the first one. Left 67/Right 33 on the second one.

Pretty spot on.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: USA4ME on February 24, 2014, 07:34:44 AM: Quote from: DefiantSix on February 24, 2014, 12:45:16 AM
Funny thing is, that I could get the dancer to spin in either direction, and the stupid test had no option for that.

Yeah, I can do the same thing.

66L/34R

Oh, and the spinning girl has a body that exploits women. There should be a bonus for noticing that.

.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Celtic Rose on February 24, 2014, 08:34:09 AM: Quote from: marv on February 23, 2014, 05:45:56 PM
Then they take another brain test...a little more comprehensive.

http://www.wherecreativitygoestoschool.com/vancouver/left_right/rb_test.htm

Mine was 67left-33right

Got 50/50 on the Dummies basic test, and 63left to 37right on this one.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Wineslob on February 24, 2014, 09:08:39 AM: 66 34 left
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: njpines on February 24, 2014, 09:57:27 AM: Quote from: hillneck on February 24, 2014, 07:18:42 AM
78% left 22% right. Don't think it will have much bearing in going forward with the rest of my life.

I received the same results 78/22
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 24, 2014, 11:50:43 AM: Quote from: diesel driver on February 23, 2014, 05:39:47 PM
Same here, frank! 69 left, 31 right.

We must be twin brothers from different mothers! :cheersmate:

I got the same as you two. Scary. :runaway: :-)

And thanks for the interpretation up-thread, Dori.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Purple Sage on February 24, 2014, 12:30:59 PM: 75/25 Original test
55/45 Comprehensive test

Right-handed.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: Undies on February 24, 2014, 01:16:30 PM: 69% left brain

31% right brain

I have been taking these tests since at least the 1980's. I have never rated anything but left-brained.

The most successful guy I ever knew (now deceased, BTW) took a similar test. He rated 50%-50% on every level every time. I don't know what that says about him or the brain.
Title: Re: DUmmies Take Brain Test
Post by: delilahmused on February 24, 2014, 04:54:28 PM: 47/53 slightly favors the right but the results say I use both sides equally.

Cindie