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Title: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: franksolich on February 21, 2014, 05:26:16 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018577417

Hmmmmm.

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HarveyDarkey (8,753 posts)    Fri Feb 21, 2014, 12:43 AM

Walrus exercises (hopefully this won't get hidden)

after which a youtube thingamajig
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KfFjt9EXFgc

This computer doesn't like youtube; I think, correctly or incorrectly, it has something to do with that the sound's disabled (because it's of no use to me).

But one's wondering about this "hopefully this won't get hidden" comment, what it means.

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aint_no_life_nowhere (19,481 posts)    Fri Feb 21, 2014, 12:51 AM

1. self-deleted

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TreasonousBastard (22,599 posts)    Fri Feb 21, 2014, 12:54 AM

2. Incredible!
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Skul on February 21, 2014, 07:31:20 AM
Coach just found a closet reader of the Caves.  :lmao:
The Darkley primitive is now on the DUmps watch list.
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: franksolich on February 21, 2014, 08:48:31 AM
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yesphan (1,128 posts)    Fri Feb 21, 2014, 09:01 AM

3. Eating while exercising. That's my kind of workout.

Yeah, one could see the brain-damaged primitive doing exactly that.
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 21, 2014, 09:40:50 AM
I have a hard time believing that Doug Bulna does any exercising.
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Skul on February 21, 2014, 09:43:52 AM
I have a hard time believing that Doug Bulna does any exercising.
Sticky finger snatch.
He's good at that.
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 21, 2014, 10:41:47 AM
Sticky finger snatch.
He's good at that.

waddling away from the explosives could be considered exercise too I guess....
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Dori on February 21, 2014, 10:45:21 AM
waddling away from the explosives could be considered exercise too I guess....

or stretching.....like reaching up to the rafters.
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Skul on February 21, 2014, 10:49:04 AM
You guys are relentless.  :cheers1:


 :pisscontest: Doug Bulna
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Chris_ on February 21, 2014, 10:52:32 AM
Still no news from the Denville PD.
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 21, 2014, 10:59:23 AM
Still no news from the Denville PD.

is there a large body of water nearby? he may have slipped away in the dark.
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 21, 2014, 11:03:01 AM
is there a large body of water nearby? he may have slipped away in the dark.

Doug Bulna sighting!!!!

(http://www.adfg.alaska.gov/static/species/speciesinfo/walrus/images/walrus_swimming.jpg)
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: DefiantSix on February 21, 2014, 11:04:28 AM
Doug Bulna sighting!!!!

(http://www.adfg.alaska.gov/static/species/speciesinfo/walrus/images/walrus_swimming.jpg)

Damn. He's let his acne get out of hand again.  (Doesn't that qualify him for disability or SSI?  :naughty: )
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 21, 2014, 11:08:35 AM
Damn. He's let his acne get out of hand again.  (Doesn't that qualify him for disability or SSI?  :naughty: )

Maybe he should consult Amber in Tucson about PTSD?  :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 21, 2014, 11:17:39 AM
The police had something to say about it:

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average flipper speed over choppy water barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every boat house, marina, beach, sewage plant, creek, marsh and island in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Doug Bulna. Go get him.


seems appropriate:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX8zGsIDeXU[/youtube]
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: DefiantSix on February 21, 2014, 11:20:36 AM
The police had something to say about it:

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average flipper speed over choppy water barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every boat house, marina, beach, sewage plant, creek, marsh and island in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Doug Bulna. Go get him.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/08/article-0-0290058B00000578-290_468x286.jpg) :hi5:
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 21, 2014, 11:24:25 AM
The police had something to say about it:

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average flipper speed over choppy water barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every boat house, marina, beach, sewage plant, creek, marsh and island in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Doug Bulna. Go get him.

 :lol: :rofl: :rotf: :lmao:

H5!!!
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Skul on February 21, 2014, 07:30:54 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/08/article-0-0290058B00000578-290_468x286.jpg) :hi5:
My favorite response to that.  :lol:
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Big Dog on February 21, 2014, 08:08:37 PM
is there a large body of water nearby? he may have slipped away in the dark.

Guess they'll need to send a SEAL team after him!

Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 22, 2014, 05:04:13 AM
Guess they'll need to send a SEAL team after him!



 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

Begrudgingly, you get an H5. :tongue: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Big Dog on February 22, 2014, 05:39:13 AM
:thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

Begrudgingly, you get an H5. :tongue: :cheersmate:

Sometimes, comedy hurts.

Thanks for the H5!
Title: Re: primitives discuss walrus exercising
Post by: Dori on February 22, 2014, 08:12:36 AM
Guess they'll need to send a SEAL team after him!

 :lol: