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Title: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: fatboy on February 18, 2014, 10:38:01 PM
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Tue Feb 18, 2014, 02:14 AM

 Drunken Irishman (25,753 posts)
Four words that will drive Republicans crazy.
Last edited Tue Feb 18, 2014, 03:18 AM - Edit history (1)

 President Barack Hussein Obama.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024519251

Four words that will drive DUmmy Drunken Irishman crazy:

The bar is closed

Three words that will drive DUmmies crazy:

No more weed

Two words that will drive DUmmies crazy:

Ronald Reagan

Three words that most DUmmies never say:

Today is payday

Five words that DUmmies don't care about:

Did you do your taxes?

One thing DUmmies are out of:

Ammo
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: obumazombie on February 18, 2014, 10:38:58 PM
An irishman walks out of a bar.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Fourwinds on February 18, 2014, 10:46:55 PM
Another three words a DUmmie will never say.
I was wrong.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: txradioguy on February 19, 2014, 01:35:00 AM
And that drives us crazy because?  :???:
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: delilahmused on February 19, 2014, 04:33:40 AM
Right....two numbers & five words...

2014 will be a repeat of 2010.

On steroids.

Cindie
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: ChuckJ on February 19, 2014, 04:41:31 AM
An irishman walks out of a bar.

Obi-Wan and O.B. "The One" walks into a bar in Tatooine.

O.B. "The One" looks over at Obi-Wan and asks, "Did you really think your Republic could survive against me?"
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: diesel driver on February 19, 2014, 04:49:36 AM
DUmmie Drunken Kennedy was wrong, it's not President Barrack Hussein Obama.

It's Present Barrack Hussein Obama.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Big Dog on February 19, 2014, 06:33:39 AM
I opened this thread thinking I was going to read about Boobiez, Bacon, Beer, and Pie.

Imagine my disappointment.

 :p
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: movie buff on February 19, 2014, 07:04:13 AM
Four words that drive the DUmmies crazy:
The Lord Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Karin on February 19, 2014, 07:07:45 AM
Funny I don't feel crazy.

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Response to Drunken Irishman (Original post)

Tue Feb 18, 2014, 12:30 PM

Star Member TBF (22,300 posts)

9. I can do this in 3 words:
 
Redistribution of wealth.
 

And yet, when you ask yourselves "why do they call us communists?", you answer yourselves with idiotic droolings like "lack of education" or "racism."  

Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Carl on February 19, 2014, 07:27:39 AM
Pssst,DUmbasses...

GOP majority Senate in 2015
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Wineslob on February 19, 2014, 09:10:07 AM
And that drives us crazy because?  :???:


We're all racist.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Freeper on February 19, 2014, 10:16:15 AM
President George W Bush. Guaranteed to piss off the DUmmies.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: USA4ME on February 19, 2014, 10:18:45 AM
Pay my way............ again.

.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 19, 2014, 12:05:33 PM
I believe I'd flip out if a DUmmie said, "I have a job."
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Wineslob on February 19, 2014, 12:09:19 PM
Reaganomics works.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: 67 Rover on February 19, 2014, 12:36:44 PM
Just the one EBT card.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: BadCat on February 19, 2014, 04:41:13 PM
I dunno if those 4 words drive me crazy.
I've never used them, in any combination.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: thundley4 on February 19, 2014, 04:45:59 PM
I dunno if those 4 words drive me crazy.
I've never used them, in any combination.

The only time I use the word president in the same sentence is if I'm talking about Obama and President Bush.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: zeitgeist on February 19, 2014, 06:48:19 PM
71% of Obama have voter remorse. 

(That fact is driving the other 29% insane BTW )
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 19, 2014, 09:41:20 PM
Fools spouting words at me is nothing. DUmmies love the idea that we are like them, dropping into a Pavlovian frothing rage at a specific stimulus. 

It doesn't work that way Conservative are self reliant, its the DUmmies who are conditioned and controlled by Pavlov.

Lets try this and see what happens: "President Elect Sarah Palin."
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: dandi on February 19, 2014, 09:59:54 PM
Naw, words don't mean that much to conservatives. How many conservatives do you know that clamor for "speech codes" in schools or workplaces, or who barricade the doors of speaking venues to prevent people from having their opinions aired, or that can derail an entire internet discussion thread over the use of one word they find suspect or objectionable in some way the way liberals do?

We're more of a "deeds" kind of people, and it's the supremely ****ed up nature of Obama's deeds that have us on edge.

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Tue Feb 18, 2014, 02:14 AM

 Drunken Irishman (25,753 posts)
Four words that will drive Republicans crazy.
Last edited Tue Feb 18, 2014, 03:18 AM - Edit history (1)

President Barack Hussein Obama.

BTW, I thought according to DUmmies it was racist to use his middle name in identifying him.

 :racist:

Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Big Dog on February 19, 2014, 10:11:40 PM
One word that drives DUmmies crazy: "Liberty".

Two words that drive DUmmies crazy: "Democrat Party".

Three words that drive DUmmies crazy: "National Rifle Association".

Four words that drive DUmmies crazy: "DUmmy of the Year".

Five words that drive DUmmies crazy: "Trayvon Martin had it coming".

Six words that drive DUmmies crazy: "Martin Luther King Was a Republican".

Seven words that drive DUmmies crazy: "I believe in God, the Father Almighty".

Eight words that drive DUmmies crazy: "Shut up and make me a sammich, bitch".

Nine words that drive DUmmues crazy: "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch".

Ten words that drive DUmmies crazy: ... ... I got nothin'. How about an assist here?
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: dandi on February 19, 2014, 10:25:12 PM


Ten words that drive DUmmies crazy: ... ... I got nothin'. How about an assist here?

"You have to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps."

Explodes their heads every time.

 :evil:
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Tess Anderson on February 19, 2014, 10:29:06 PM
Words are not needed at all for 99.99% of the DUmp posters - they are crazy already - Amber, Dennis, et al.
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: Undies on February 19, 2014, 10:40:55 PM
Let's Imprison Anti-American Liberals
Title: Re: Four words that will drive Republicans crazy...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 20, 2014, 04:22:31 AM
Let's Imprison Anti-American Liberals

Sir, that's only five words. :tongue: You've got five more.

H5, also--nice to see you around!