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Title: I think I see the problem
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 18, 2014, 09:44:43 PM
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minivan2 (38 posts)

My life is in ruins. [View all]
 
I have $28 in my bank account, can't find any job, and school is difficult me.

Yes. Yes I suppose would be difficult you if they had expectations that you employ things like verb-noun agreement and prepositions.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024483814
Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: obumazombie on February 18, 2014, 10:38:11 PM
Could be a good mole cover story.
Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: redwhit on February 18, 2014, 10:38:42 PM
Maybe minivan's a French Canadian.

(http://canuckcreator.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/french-canadian.jpg)

But probably not too bright is where Occam would slice.
Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: Karin on February 19, 2014, 07:14:19 AM
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Response to minivan2 (Original post)

Tue Feb 18, 2014, 10:52 AM

Bennyboy (10,407 posts)

26. So sorry, what do you do? What can you do?
 
Can you create art?

That post had me doing a combination of this   :banghead:  and this:   :rotf:

Aside from that, the thread devolved into a big squabble about whether or not it was a good idea to join the military.  They completely ignored their fellow DUmpmonkey in dire straits.  

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Response to minivan2 (Original post)

Tue Feb 18, 2014, 08:00 PM

minivan2 (38 posts)

45. Hey everybody it's me again
 




First of all, thank you everybody for the wonderful comments, it's great that I have so much support from the DU family  , second of all, I'm alive, I was just having a bad day, and I needed some support. I agree with everybody it's hard time for my generation and it's going to get harder me being 18 and all. I had an interview with Fresh and Easy yesterday (I don't know what their politics are like, so if you have any information on them make sure to tell me. I'm going to talk to a counselor tomorrow to get more help.
 
:mental:
Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 19, 2014, 07:19:25 AM
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minivan2 (38 posts)

My life is in ruins. [View all]
 
I have $28 in my bank account, can't find any job, and school is difficult me

Sorry Mr. 38 posts.  You are required to allude to the evil:

A).  Boooooosh
B).  Rethuglicans (Pay attention to the spelling)
C).  rAciST!!111!!!eLeBiNty!biLLion!!!!!!
D).  War on wymmyns
E).  Booooosh Corporations

Please try again.

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it's going to get harder me being 18 and all.

Gawd.  Another juicebox wannabe fascist in training.  Guess what, Puddin'? Life gonna get even harder because you're stupid.
Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: Skul on February 19, 2014, 07:20:18 AM
Absolutely the first thing I'd do when in dire financial straits, is consider the politics of a prospective employer.  :banghead:
Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: Carl on February 19, 2014, 07:40:29 AM
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Response to minivan2 (Original post)

Tue Feb 18, 2014, 10:07 PM

bigwillq (60,807 posts)
61. Obama will save you.

He will save all of us.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I am sure this is sarcasm but that was still funny.
Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 19, 2014, 07:42:54 AM
Absolutely the first thing I'd do when in dire financial straits, is consider the politics of a prospective employer.  :banghead:
:hi5:





Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: Freeper on February 19, 2014, 10:18:10 AM
Absolutely the first thing I'd do when in dire financial straits, is consider the politics of a prospective employer.  :banghead:

Me too if their political views allow them to sign my paycheck then all is well.
Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: Wineslob on February 19, 2014, 12:23:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ro172Xn.jpg)
Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: Skul on February 19, 2014, 12:37:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ro172Xn.jpg)
Looks like that Obummercare pansy before "he" could shave.
Hot chocolate anyone?  :-)
Title: Re: I think I see the problem
Post by: 67 Rover on February 19, 2014, 12:40:45 PM
Looks like that Obummercare pansy before "he" could shave.
Hot chocolate anyone?  :-)

Definitely a onesy owner.  :-)