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Title: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: Billiam Pitts on February 14, 2014, 04:20:13 PM
He's putting out sensors so he knows which ones to hit on via DUmp Monkey mail.


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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024501405

Omaha Steve (38,564 posts)

4 DU guys only

Did you get flowers today? I did. The gals in my office loved it. the guys were jealous.


Did you send flowers today? I did.


Open this up and tell us your plans. If he or she reads the DU, don't give away any secrets until later or tomorrow.


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   I got and sent flowers
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   I sent flowers
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   I got flowers
0 (0%)
   Didn't do either because we have other plans
1 (11%)
   Didn't do either
2 (22%)
   Other please explain below
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   There is a better way to show love on Valentine's Day
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   Kids, the enconomy, etc. had us cutting back this year ( and or again)
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   I will propose TONIGHT!
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   We need a real DU lonely hearts group
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   0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: franksolich on February 14, 2014, 04:23:06 PM
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DonViejo (7,127 posts)    Fri Feb 14, 2014, 05:06 PM

1. A poll for heterosexuals only?...

"If she reads the DU..."

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Omaha Steve (38,564 posts)    Fri Feb 14, 2014, 05:09 PM

2. Fixed

Thanks for the quick heads up. Honest mistake. wanted to post before heading out the door.

Geezuz.

Talk about ass-kissing.
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2014, 04:26:42 PM
What a spineless pushover.
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2014, 04:35:15 PM
Omgosh! I'm so glad I'm a conservative because I couldn't kiss ass as much as them.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: Freeper on February 14, 2014, 04:35:22 PM
Before too long they will require you use all 50 options that Facebook has for gender now.
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: JakeStyle on February 14, 2014, 04:36:07 PM
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Did you get flowers today? I did.
 
Did you send flowers today? I did.

 :whatever:  He's like a morbidly obese 6 year old.
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2014, 04:37:47 PM
:whatever:  He's like a morbidly obese 6 year old.

I bet he sent them to himself. :whistling:
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: BattleHymn on February 14, 2014, 04:44:03 PM
Before too long they will require you use all 50 options that Facebook has for gender now.

CC requires you to select either male or female for your profile.  Imagine how many primitives get hung up at that question when trying to register!
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 14, 2014, 05:08:38 PM
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Omaha Steve (38,564 posts)

4 DU guys only

Did you get flowers today? I did.
Steve works sweeping the floors at a police station. I think the flowers came from a former prisoner who liked the way Steve swung his a$$ mopping up the blood, urine and vomit.

Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: thundley4 on February 14, 2014, 05:20:47 PM
I bet he sent them to himself. :whistling:

Then he would be telling the truth, right?
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: dane on February 14, 2014, 05:38:38 PM
I'm surprised one or more of the more strident feminazis at the DUmp have not jumped on this line yet.
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The gals in my office loved it.
I've seen them get their panties wadded up about 'gals' previously.

Perhaps that group doesn't pay attention to the neckbeard.
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 14, 2014, 08:08:59 PM
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the guys were jealous

Puh-leeeeeeeeze......
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 14, 2014, 08:10:21 PM
Steve works sweeping the floors at a police station. I think the flowers came from a former prisoner who liked the way Steve swung his a$$ mopping up the blood, urine and vomit.


:rotf: :rotf:   :hi5:
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: jukin on February 15, 2014, 10:57:27 AM
Valentines Day is all right but it's Steak and Blow Job day that is my favorite holiday.
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 15, 2014, 11:05:16 AM
Valentines Day is all right but it's Steak and Blow Job day that is my favorite holiday.
Are those the holidays marked Bill Clinton Day and Obama Wagyu Steak Day?
Title: Re: Homo-ha Steve solicits DUmp males
Post by: Big Dog on February 15, 2014, 03:25:43 PM
I bet he sent them to himself. :whistling:

I bet he ate the damned things, too.