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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: b-ONE-b on February 13, 2014, 07:32:53 PM

Title: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: b-ONE-b on February 13, 2014, 07:32:53 PM
I could interrogate one for hours... but I guess the first thing I'd ask:

You endlessly give the Republicans shit about stonewalling Obama, the "Do-Nothing" Congress... all that crap.

So tell me, Mr. Genius... what would you do if President Cruz had just passed an anti-Abortion bill through Congress and the SCOTUS? What would you do if President Paul had just signed executive orders restricting homosexual public activities?

Would you advise your majority in the House to block, stonewall, resist and fight and filibuster the Republican administration?

Of course you would, you ****ing hypocrite. 
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: b-ONE-b on February 13, 2014, 07:36:30 PM
the next question I might ask is:

"Is it really worth it not to wash your hair but once a month for the sake of introducing less Phosphates into groundwater? I mean, you smell like a Yeti".
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: Gina on February 13, 2014, 10:52:36 PM
My question is:

"Why do you think that someone that works hard should have their money redistributed to nonworkers?". What's the incentive?
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on February 14, 2014, 12:54:31 AM
What is the correct temperature of the earth?
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: Zathras on February 14, 2014, 01:03:35 AM
"Why are you so f***ing stupid?"
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 14, 2014, 01:04:39 AM
My question is:

"Why do you think that someone that works hard should have their money redistributed to nonworkers?". What's the incentive?

The concept of incentive is completely lost on (D)Ummies.


I would ask them: How is that Transgender Pacific Islander Wymmyns Studies degree working out for them and tell them that they should have concentrated on 13th Century Lesbian Latino Art Appreciation, instead.

More lucrative, I hear.

"Why are you so f***ing stupid?"

That would be my second question.   :-)
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: franksolich on February 14, 2014, 03:36:18 AM
"Why are you so f***ing stupid?"

Best question of them all!
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: Carl on February 14, 2014, 04:31:48 AM
With thousands of years of recorded history why do you think that you can institute policies that fly in the face of human nature/behavior and they will work?
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: delilahmused on February 14, 2014, 05:57:13 AM
Mine would be, how can anyone be as ****ing stupid as you and still remember to breathe?

Cindie
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 14, 2014, 06:13:17 AM
Mine would be, how can anyone be as ****ing stupid as you and still remember to breathe?

Cindie

I just got in from snowblowing and I see this . . . :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

That's all I can do--and an H5!
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: Skul on February 14, 2014, 06:48:31 AM
Can you super-size that?
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: diesel driver on February 14, 2014, 07:44:08 AM
Please explain how increasing taxes on the rich improves my life.
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: Dori on February 14, 2014, 11:03:54 AM
I would ask them why they are against the death penalty when at the same time they support the mass murder of innocent babies.

 
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: Gina on February 14, 2014, 11:27:36 AM
I would ask them why they are against the death penalty when at the same time they support the mass murder of innocent babies.

 

I would also like to ask would they be against abortion if there was a prenatal test that could predict a baby being gay.  Would it still be a womans choice/her body then?
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 14, 2014, 05:47:34 PM
I'd ask them if it was right if I didn't have any drugs and I took half their drug stash by force to compensate for my lack of drugs. Gotta remember ya all dealing with dummies. Gotta speak to them in terms they understand.

Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: 67 Rover on February 15, 2014, 12:27:30 PM
I guess my question would be if you hate America and all that it stands for so much then why stay?  Follow up question would be when is enough of my money enough for you.
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 15, 2014, 01:23:01 PM
"Why are you so f***ing stupid?"

In other words, the question that Gator used to pose to any liberal that showed up at CU back in the old days.  A great question. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: Gern on February 15, 2014, 01:40:21 PM
Why are you against a private club denying membership to certain individuals because they wish to maintain the integrity of their membership community, but you have no problem with Democratic Underground prohibiting conservatives from joining in order to maintain the integrity of their membership community?
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 15, 2014, 01:43:26 PM
Why are you against a private club denying membership to certain individuals because they wish to maintain the integrity of their membership community, but you have no problem with Democratic Underground prohibiting conservatives from joining in order to maintain the integrity of their membership community?

:clap:

And LOL at your use of the word "integrity" as it relates to DUmmies.  :-)
Title: Re: If you could ask a DUmmie a question...
Post by: thundley4 on February 15, 2014, 02:02:23 PM
Why are you against a private club denying membership to certain individuals because they wish to maintain the integrity of their membership community, but you have no problem with Democratic Underground prohibiting conservatives from joining in order to maintain the integrity of their membership community?

That isn't always true.  They applauded the Congressional Black Cockus for trying to exclude black conservatives.