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Title: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 13, 2014, 03:08:06 PM
Another DUmmy who has been absent as of late...with no real updates on her new apartment, job or the imaginary indian.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,690 posts)

But I am still alive. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018572307)

~ Video at link, not really relevant ~
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: obumazombie on February 13, 2014, 03:10:34 PM
Still alive, still laying groundwork for the next wish-a-DUpe scam. Skinner should get a cut, if he doesn't already.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: Skul on February 13, 2014, 03:13:51 PM
Oh goody.  I can hardly wait for the new updates.  :p
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: dane on February 13, 2014, 03:15:50 PM
Another waste of good oxygen.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: Karin on February 13, 2014, 03:48:51 PM
How is that apartment and all its furnishings?  Were the moving guys cute?  Were they ripped?  Do you make them some lasagna?  Is your TV big enough?  How about the bath towels?  Fluffy?  Did you get sterling flatware or just stainless?  Come on, give us the details!!!

Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: franksolich on February 13, 2014, 03:50:36 PM
How is that apartment and all its furnishings?  Were the moving guys cute?  Were they ripped?  Do you make them some lasagna?  Is your TV big enough?  How about the bath towels?  Fluffy?  Did you get sterling flatware or just stainless?  Come on, give us the details!!!



Even though she's reading this thread right now, I doubt she'll answer, because it was all made up, and she ran out of ideas to stretch it any further.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: SarasotaRepub on February 13, 2014, 03:55:37 PM
How can she deny the hungry wolves???? :rant:
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: njpines on February 13, 2014, 04:06:34 PM
How is that apartment and all its furnishings?  Were the moving guys cute?  Were they ripped?  Do you make them some lasagna?  Is your TV big enough?  How about the bath towels?  Fluffy?  Did you get sterling flatware or just stainless?  Come on, give us the details!!!



stainless, are you kidding? It's gotta be silver plated or silver sterling at the very least. Do you want Tucson to look bad?
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: franksolich on February 13, 2014, 04:12:49 PM
Oh geezuz.

First up, the primitive with creases under her buttocks:

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In_The_Wind (54,025 posts)    Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:03 PM

2. That's a damn good thing!

Missed ya!

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,692 posts)    Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:10 PM

3. Yeah, sorry to have been off for a while.

Been settling in.

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In_The_Wind (54,025 posts)    Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:19 PM

4. Real life takes over at times.

I missed a whole lot between Fall of '09 and Spring '11. There are times, even now, when I'm surprised by things that happened here at DU while I was gone.
 
Is it starting to feel comfortable in your new home? Do you have everything you need?

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,692 posts)    Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:25 PM

5. Oh yeah. Totaly set!

The whole place is great! And I could not want any better neighbored!

Yeah, yeah.

Sure, sure, Amber.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 13, 2014, 04:20:43 PM
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neighbored

:wtf2:  :???: :???: :???:
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: njpines on February 13, 2014, 04:21:44 PM
What the hell is a "neighbored"?

As someone who does have a degree in Journalism (although I do technical writing), she pisses me off to the Nth degree whenever she posts.

I HATE sloppy writing (see Nads too)
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 13, 2014, 04:55:24 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,692 posts)

But I am still alive.
Translation: The police kicked me out of jail. I'll miss my apartment.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 13, 2014, 05:41:18 PM
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And I could not want any better neighbored!

You get great neighbors in a building full of free apartments for lunatics and winos.

They're all concentrated in one place.

Hmm. Maybe the Tucson taxpayers aren't as stupid as they sound.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: Tess Anderson on February 13, 2014, 07:26:19 PM
How's her lezzie sock neighboring these days?

What the hell is a "neighbored"?

As someone who does have a degree in Journalism (although I do technical writing), she pisses me off to the Nth degree whenever she posts.

I HATE sloppy writing (see Nads too)

Amber's supposed degree (that she can't use, due to the fact that she's a deadbeat) is in communications, supposedly a much easier program than journalism. She is an habitual liar, so she may not even have a degree in that or a degree at all but once told a local reporter that she was majoring in that.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: Dori on February 13, 2014, 08:41:23 PM
Didn't Loconuts use the same thread title?

Interesting that they both show up a day apart after they both went missing at the same time last month.

Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: thundley4 on February 13, 2014, 08:46:26 PM
Didn't Loconuts use the same thread title?

Interesting that they both show up a day apart after they both went missing at the same time last month.



Also interesting to note, the DUmmies didn't know or didn't care they were missing. Neither did I to tell the truth.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 13, 2014, 09:02:45 PM
I'm still holding out hope that Dennis the Menace will turn up, but he may not be found until the Detroit snows melt.

The CalPig seems to have disappeared as well.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: obumazombie on February 14, 2014, 02:10:25 AM
Neighbored...a neighborhood that is boring, or a neighborhood where people are caused to be bored easily.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: diesel driver on February 14, 2014, 07:49:24 AM
Neighbored...a neighborhood that is boring, or a neighborhood where people are caused to be bored easily.
Considering they are now living with LFR, that's an understatement.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 14, 2014, 11:27:58 AM
The CalPig read my post above, and showed up this morning.

Her usual boring tripe, a cartoon supporting sexual perversion, but the main purpose was to trot out her long string of valentine hearts.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: dane on February 14, 2014, 12:51:25 PM
What the hell is a "neighbored"?


neigh bor  /ˈnābÉ™r/  verb

to move in; to set up residence

'After moving to Tucson, I had to "neighbor" a free place to live.'

'Three fugitives from I.C.E. 'deneighbored' during the night.'
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 14, 2014, 05:36:27 PM
Didn't Loconuts use the same thread title?

Interesting that they both show up a day apart after they both went missing at the same time last month.



Even batshit insane dummies need love too, Dori!!!!  :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: JLO on February 14, 2014, 06:35:21 PM
Didn't Loconuts use the same thread title?

Interesting that they both show up a day apart after they both went missing at the same time last month.

That is weird  :mental:
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: fatboy on February 15, 2014, 12:24:17 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,692 posts)    Thu Feb 13, 2014, 04:25 PM

5. Oh yeah. Totaly set!

The whole place is great! And I could not want any better neighbored!

Amber, how about the new job? Are you getting enough hours? What about your pay, is it enough to pay rent and other living expenses? The other workers in the coffee shop, are they pleasant and hard working? Your supervisors, are they fair? Have you organized a union drive to better your bargaining position for your next raise and details of your pension fund?

Your medical "team", are they performing to your satisfaction? What about your social skills lessons, learning any new techniques to deal with your stress issues?

What pattern is your new good china? Do your draperies match the sofa and love seat? You haven't mentioned anything about the ambient "mood" lighting in your apartment. Experts say that lighting can be an effective treatment for the overstressed. So have the workers and electricians installed the proper lighting yet?

Your new neighborhood, is it diverse? Are there enough minorities, single mothers, hispanics, unemployed, college students, native americans and gays to make you feel comfortable? There are the kinds of things that really matter.
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: Linda on February 15, 2014, 06:57:36 PM
We also need to know how the dinner went, and who were your guest?
Title: Re: Lady Freedom Returns: But I am still alive (2/13/14)
Post by: Skul on February 15, 2014, 07:22:23 PM
I hope she bathed.